- Messages
- 1,474
- Points
- 113
The camera cuts to TLA in the gym doing that cardio to work off all them tamales he done had to eat for Thanksgiving. Bro supposed to be the champ and he all out of shape n shit fuck outta here.
TLA: Yoyoyo itās yo boi TLA and we be recovering from all that feastinā we been doing for Thanksgiving and bout to be getting ourselves into some real beastinā for real. You know we bout to get our lucha on and there aināt nothing we like more. We deserve it all and we taking it all. Bout to whip some ass and remind errybody why El Campeon been carrying this whole season and keeping EAW banginā like nobody ever done did before! Gotta come through and fuck em up they aināt even know what hit em. They aināt know what I be out here doing. Just stuffing turkeys over they head n shit show em that I am thankful for this opportunity to whip they ass. Ryan Wilson aināt expecting the level of beatdown that imma give to him. Just show him why he should not even have shown up cuz I stay grinding and stay dominating in this sport. El Campeon out here yāall know you dealing with numero uno. Aināt none better the best who ever lived up in this motherfucker. Just taking over the whole world on some conquista type shit just finna drop all yāall who even step to me remind yāall that this my corner and you best not step to me up on mah corner I take you down show you that I straight run every calle out.
Fuck em up fuck em up.
TLA: Break all they necks. Just stomp a hole in all they culos. Ryan coming through up in here and he thinks that he got a chance in the ring against a vato but imma show him that I straight run the game. Just out here and you know that we got the finest bitches in the Poon Palace but yāall throw me in the ring imma make a bitch out my opponent. Gonna just make em grovel wish that they chose a whole other profession cuz they see just how outclassed they be by el rey. They come at el rey and they best not miss. But they always miss and then they find out real quick why they best not miss. Cuz they miss and it be game over for them. I just pack em up and send them home while I be building the casa larger and larger off they Ls. They holding them Ls. I be holding that paper. I make all that paper and you know that I got the greenest house in the game. Just a straight up greenhouse I be growing them plants. Slanging that finest mota. You know that I will share some with Ryan after the lucha cuz that gringo gonna be in all kinds of pain we gotta help him out some.
Show him how to be feelinā a lil tranquilo.
TLA: Gotta calm him down n shit. Aināt allow him to continue with these hostile ways. Show him that it all gonna be alright it gonna be another match for him down the line but he not going to be getting much out this match he gonna just be getting a beatdown for real for real. You see Ryan you are a good wrestler you are a hardened veterano just like yo boi but that aināt going to be enough to take me down cuz I am even more hardened than you are. Pause. What I mean to say is that I am a very dangerous man. I just be breaking bones out there. People have matches with me and then they aināt be having matches anymore. Cuz I just make em want to give up on the game entirely. I be inspiring that fear into people they see me and they wanna turn tail and run. But I aināt going to let you do that even if you want to Ryan. Cuz I am too thankful for this lucha and imma be giving you this asswhipping.
That is the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
TLA: We on some electric type shit just throwing all that lightning out there. Gonna give these people a chance to experience a real leyenda in action and we gotta back that tough talk up when we hop in that ring. Gonna be shooting lightning out my fingertips just make it so absolutely nobody can deny just how beastly I be. Gonna strike fear into the hearts of everyone all up in that Extreme Elimination Chamber. They aināt want none but they bout to get some. Gonna show yāall why I got the crowd. I stay ruling on up over Showdown. This shit my kingdom out here and Ryan thinks he can come over and defeat me? Nah we aināt allowing no coups. We having to take down his rebellion with the quickness out here. Just straight drop some bodies. We making all kinds of corpses up in here and we going to show the world that Ryan Wilson is bitch made. Gonna drop them bodies gonna have them stinking up the place. Gonna have to call an undertaker to ship them away cuz aināt nobody wanna look at all the dead bodies that pile up when TLA get in the building. Aināt no soft motherfuckers allowed in my ring.
Only the top wrestlers be allowed.
TLA: Which I guess includes Ryan but donāt get too big of a head about it cuz imma snap that neck and drain all that ego out with the quickness. Humble yo ass and break yo arms and legs. Ryan comes all up in here talking he shit. He wants the smoke. You gonna get all that and more. Gonna get that smoke and gonna get that fire too. Gonna be out here breathing fire itās like yāall done awoke the dragon up in here. Just stay breathing that shit and yāall know that La Pantera Sexual always be spittinā that hottest fire. This gonna get messy for any opp in my path. We gonna hop on all up in that ring and imma slap the shit out of anyone. People think that they can all come at me. Tryna jump me from behind or some shit because thereās an Elimination Chamber coming up but I am impossible to eliminate. Aināt nobody been able to take me out the game I just be coming back. I be like that one Simpsonās meme. Yāall throw me out I just appear right back behind you. Aināt even possible to get rid of me. I come on all up in that chamber throwing explosive chanclas everywhere. Just straight up bombing this shit like we on some real warfare. Make that shit look worse than a real warzone cuz it is a real warzone when you start getting into this lucha game with the Baddest Hombre on the Planet.
People be losing they heads when Iām around.
TLA: What yāall gonna do when I punt kick yo cabeza right off? Canāt do shit when you dead ese. I just be out here droppinā every hater that step up to me and Ryan Wilson gonna be no different. Gonna make sure the homie donāt pin me and the homie donāt submit me. He gonna get his shoulders pinned down to the mat AND he gonna be tapping at the same time cuz I just be putting in that extra work. I just be overdoing shit sometimes but Ryan gonna be handed two Ls for one match when I get through with him. I be out here and I am finally free from all of these tag team matches I been in lately and got a chance to give these people what they really want and show errybody just what TLA can do when he out there on he own. Make sure yāall aināt forgot just who the fuck I be. Ryan gonna get made an example of. We gonna have a real classic match whether you like it or not. We gonna steal the show and imma steal yo wallet backstage as well. But Iāll leave you a ticket to the Poon Palace cuz imma good hombre and yāall know this to be true.
But in that ring yāall know I be the baddest.
TLA: We puttinā all these culeros six feet under. TLAce straight running the show. I be out here and Ryan bout to find out that he can run that boca but imma shut that shit for him closed. Might even close it permanently he wanna get too close to me. He gonna get the claws. He gonna get that and more cuz when you in the ring with yo boi that just means that it is time to get real serious. Itās time for a real showdown out here on Showdown and if you on Showdown then you best be ready to throw down. I know I am ready. I been ready. But Ryan aināt gonna be ready. He aināt know what he got himself into. But he continues to fuck around and it is now time for him to find out. He bout to step in that ring with the big dawg.
He finna get that big bite.
TLA is shown increasing the speed on the treadmill as he continues to do his cardio he is running at light speed. He like the Flash up in here gonna just run through errybody.
TLA: Yoyoyo itās yo boi TLA and we be recovering from all that feastinā we been doing for Thanksgiving and bout to be getting ourselves into some real beastinā for real. You know we bout to get our lucha on and there aināt nothing we like more. We deserve it all and we taking it all. Bout to whip some ass and remind errybody why El Campeon been carrying this whole season and keeping EAW banginā like nobody ever done did before! Gotta come through and fuck em up they aināt even know what hit em. They aināt know what I be out here doing. Just stuffing turkeys over they head n shit show em that I am thankful for this opportunity to whip they ass. Ryan Wilson aināt expecting the level of beatdown that imma give to him. Just show him why he should not even have shown up cuz I stay grinding and stay dominating in this sport. El Campeon out here yāall know you dealing with numero uno. Aināt none better the best who ever lived up in this motherfucker. Just taking over the whole world on some conquista type shit just finna drop all yāall who even step to me remind yāall that this my corner and you best not step to me up on mah corner I take you down show you that I straight run every calle out.
Fuck em up fuck em up.
TLA: Break all they necks. Just stomp a hole in all they culos. Ryan coming through up in here and he thinks that he got a chance in the ring against a vato but imma show him that I straight run the game. Just out here and you know that we got the finest bitches in the Poon Palace but yāall throw me in the ring imma make a bitch out my opponent. Gonna just make em grovel wish that they chose a whole other profession cuz they see just how outclassed they be by el rey. They come at el rey and they best not miss. But they always miss and then they find out real quick why they best not miss. Cuz they miss and it be game over for them. I just pack em up and send them home while I be building the casa larger and larger off they Ls. They holding them Ls. I be holding that paper. I make all that paper and you know that I got the greenest house in the game. Just a straight up greenhouse I be growing them plants. Slanging that finest mota. You know that I will share some with Ryan after the lucha cuz that gringo gonna be in all kinds of pain we gotta help him out some.
Show him how to be feelinā a lil tranquilo.
TLA: Gotta calm him down n shit. Aināt allow him to continue with these hostile ways. Show him that it all gonna be alright it gonna be another match for him down the line but he not going to be getting much out this match he gonna just be getting a beatdown for real for real. You see Ryan you are a good wrestler you are a hardened veterano just like yo boi but that aināt going to be enough to take me down cuz I am even more hardened than you are. Pause. What I mean to say is that I am a very dangerous man. I just be breaking bones out there. People have matches with me and then they aināt be having matches anymore. Cuz I just make em want to give up on the game entirely. I be inspiring that fear into people they see me and they wanna turn tail and run. But I aināt going to let you do that even if you want to Ryan. Cuz I am too thankful for this lucha and imma be giving you this asswhipping.
That is the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
TLA: We on some electric type shit just throwing all that lightning out there. Gonna give these people a chance to experience a real leyenda in action and we gotta back that tough talk up when we hop in that ring. Gonna be shooting lightning out my fingertips just make it so absolutely nobody can deny just how beastly I be. Gonna strike fear into the hearts of everyone all up in that Extreme Elimination Chamber. They aināt want none but they bout to get some. Gonna show yāall why I got the crowd. I stay ruling on up over Showdown. This shit my kingdom out here and Ryan thinks he can come over and defeat me? Nah we aināt allowing no coups. We having to take down his rebellion with the quickness out here. Just straight drop some bodies. We making all kinds of corpses up in here and we going to show the world that Ryan Wilson is bitch made. Gonna drop them bodies gonna have them stinking up the place. Gonna have to call an undertaker to ship them away cuz aināt nobody wanna look at all the dead bodies that pile up when TLA get in the building. Aināt no soft motherfuckers allowed in my ring.
Only the top wrestlers be allowed.
TLA: Which I guess includes Ryan but donāt get too big of a head about it cuz imma snap that neck and drain all that ego out with the quickness. Humble yo ass and break yo arms and legs. Ryan comes all up in here talking he shit. He wants the smoke. You gonna get all that and more. Gonna get that smoke and gonna get that fire too. Gonna be out here breathing fire itās like yāall done awoke the dragon up in here. Just stay breathing that shit and yāall know that La Pantera Sexual always be spittinā that hottest fire. This gonna get messy for any opp in my path. We gonna hop on all up in that ring and imma slap the shit out of anyone. People think that they can all come at me. Tryna jump me from behind or some shit because thereās an Elimination Chamber coming up but I am impossible to eliminate. Aināt nobody been able to take me out the game I just be coming back. I be like that one Simpsonās meme. Yāall throw me out I just appear right back behind you. Aināt even possible to get rid of me. I come on all up in that chamber throwing explosive chanclas everywhere. Just straight up bombing this shit like we on some real warfare. Make that shit look worse than a real warzone cuz it is a real warzone when you start getting into this lucha game with the Baddest Hombre on the Planet.
People be losing they heads when Iām around.
TLA: What yāall gonna do when I punt kick yo cabeza right off? Canāt do shit when you dead ese. I just be out here droppinā every hater that step up to me and Ryan Wilson gonna be no different. Gonna make sure the homie donāt pin me and the homie donāt submit me. He gonna get his shoulders pinned down to the mat AND he gonna be tapping at the same time cuz I just be putting in that extra work. I just be overdoing shit sometimes but Ryan gonna be handed two Ls for one match when I get through with him. I be out here and I am finally free from all of these tag team matches I been in lately and got a chance to give these people what they really want and show errybody just what TLA can do when he out there on he own. Make sure yāall aināt forgot just who the fuck I be. Ryan gonna get made an example of. We gonna have a real classic match whether you like it or not. We gonna steal the show and imma steal yo wallet backstage as well. But Iāll leave you a ticket to the Poon Palace cuz imma good hombre and yāall know this to be true.
But in that ring yāall know I be the baddest.
TLA: We puttinā all these culeros six feet under. TLAce straight running the show. I be out here and Ryan bout to find out that he can run that boca but imma shut that shit for him closed. Might even close it permanently he wanna get too close to me. He gonna get the claws. He gonna get that and more cuz when you in the ring with yo boi that just means that it is time to get real serious. Itās time for a real showdown out here on Showdown and if you on Showdown then you best be ready to throw down. I know I am ready. I been ready. But Ryan aināt gonna be ready. He aināt know what he got himself into. But he continues to fuck around and it is now time for him to find out. He bout to step in that ring with the big dawg.
He finna get that big bite.
TLA is shown increasing the speed on the treadmill as he continues to do his cardio he is running at light speed. He like the Flash up in here gonna just run through errybody.
