@TheRonanMalosi

[Ronan Malosi]

Eh, she’s kind of annoying.​

Guess she’s the bee part of Queens Bees, amirite? - Roald​

 

[Ronan Malosi]

Guess she’s the bee part of Queens Bees, amirite? - Roald​

LMAO SO TRUE!​

 

[Ronan Malosi]

I’m in a great mood! My clothing line dropped yesterday, I’m rich, I’m handsome, and I got the funniest friend a guy could ask for…NICHOLAS ROALD! But most of you know him as just Roald. He’s here to crack a few jokes!​

 

[Alex Myers]

im going to make sure buddy the parrot finds a way to rob u just because

 

[Holly Arrow]

im going to make sure buddy the parrot finds a way to rob u just because

maybe Josh vs Buddy can be held off (for now)

 

[Ronan Malosi]

I’m in a great mood! My clothing line dropped yesterday, I’m rich, I’m handsome, and I got the funniest friend a guy could ask for…NICHOLAS ROALD! But most of you know him as just Roald. He’s here to crack a few jokes!​

What do you call it when Candice’s hair looks terrible? …A BAD BLAIR DAY! - Roald​

 

[Ronan Malosi]

What do you call it when Candice’s hair looks terrible? …A BAD BLAIR DAY! - Roald​

Sierra Everett appears on a trivia game show. Her first question is about carbonated beverages. Sierra knows nothing about carbonated beverages. Needless to say… Sierra MIST that question! - Roald​

 

[Ronan Malosi]

Sierra Everett appears on a trivia game show. Her first question is about carbonated beverages. Sierra knows nothing about carbonated beverages. Needless to say… Sierra MIST that question! - Roald​

Halsey’s nickname is “The Ripper,” which, if you shared a room with her, you’d understand why once the smell hit! - Roald​

 

[Ronan Malosi]

Halsey’s nickname is “The Ripper,” which, if you shared a room with her, you’d understand why once the smell hit! - Roald​

HAHAHAHAHA! DUDE, YOU ARE HILARIOUS!​

 

[Gaines]

 

[Gaines]

Here’s a zinger

No amount of money, fake friends, paid escorts, wagyu beef, youtube celebrity connections, exotic cars, luxury watches and fashion designer suit will change the fact you got pissed on by Steroid Dog during Pain for Pride and that is one of the biggest highlights of your pathetic ass career.

 

[Ronan Malosi]

Here’s a zinger

No amount of money, fake friends, paid escorts, wagyu beef, youtube celebrity connections, exotic cars, luxury watches and fashion designer suit will change the fact you got pissed on by Steroid Dog during Pain for Pride and that is one of the biggest highlights of your pathetic ass career.

So, even my failures are more memorable than any of your successes is what you’re telling me?​

 

[Gaines]

So, even my failures are more memorable than any of your successes is what you’re telling me?​

I mean you can spin how ever you want but youve never beaten me or gotten back at me from eliminating you in multiple rumbles that we have been in

 

[Ronan Malosi]

I mean you can spin how ever you want but youve never beaten me or gotten back at me from eliminating you in multiple rumbles that we have been in

Okay, and does anybody remember that but you? I moved on, just like EAW after your 500 freak accidents.​

 

[Sierra Everett]

Sierra Everett appears on a trivia game show. Her first question is about carbonated beverages. Sierra knows nothing about carbonated beverages. Needless to say… Sierra MIST that question! - Roald​

These jokes are almost as bad Ronan's life decisions.

 

[Gaines]

Okay, and does anybody remember that but you? I moved on, just like EAW after your 500 freak accidents.​

Regardless of what “ success “ you think you have accumulated is the result of being bought and paid for instead of it coming from hard work and the grind…Your ring work has gotten sloppy, piss poor, and your wealth can’t hide the slob that you have become regardless of the high end suits, fancy sun glasses, and shitty hats that you wear

 

[Ronan Malosi]

Off-season can’t come soon enough. Would be the perfect time for a Ronan and Roald comedy tour!​

 

[Ronan Malosi]

Off-season can’t come soon enough. Would be the perfect time for a Ronan and Roald comedy tour!​

Its about time we expanded. Our humor is too highbrow for the… simple-minded people of EAW. - Roald​

 

[Gaines]

Off-season can’t come soon enough. Would be the perfect time for a Ronan and Roald comedy tour!​

Legit Question: What's keeping you from, oh I dunno: Leaving right now?
Forget the off-season, just leave and go on tour... And more importantly, never come back. Voltage will be better off without you. I feel bad for the idiots who will buy tickets to see your show tho.

 

[Ronan Malosi]

We make it look easy!

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