Xerxes my friend, i have the distinct impression that you don't like me very much. But that's fine, i don't like many people myself so that makes two of us eh? Anyway, i was sitting at my house, going over my training regiment with Tanaka-San while having a delicious bowl of fried calamari, ironic i know, and enjoying a delicious chardonnay, when im then told that some dude named Xerxes Godfrey is calling me out and had some absolutely SCALDING things to say about my character and i for one am just apalled at the horrific language used and i expect a formal apology from you post haste...nah im fucking with you im just gonna kill you lol.
So you wanna fight with me huh you little shit? Then let's play ball. I admire someone that knows how good they are i really do, i admire them because it makes them a easy target, it makes it incredibly easy to pinpoint their weaknesses and exploit them, it's like a Octopus hunting down a Crab, it waits for the right moment to wrap it's tentacles around that little crustacean and it squeezes and it squeezes as hard as it can until it hears the pop, and then it cuts into the poor things flesh with its beak and begins it's feast, and that's exactly what im going to do to you my poor sweet friend. Im actually quite glad that you're my first opponent back believe it or not, im not trying to condescend you or anything either, i am genuienly happy that you're the first person i can step into the ring with...because if there's one thing im looking forward too, it's walking in that ring and absolutely obliterating the new generation of EAW Elitists that have entered this battlefield while i've been away. Now ill be the first to admit you bring up some good points, my first run in EAW didn't exactly go as i hoped, im man enough to admit i didn't take things too seriously and paid for it quite a few times. But Xerxes i hate to burst your bubble but your not getting that Ogawa on Showdown. You're getting a motivated, focused and pissed the fuck off Ogawa who's not gonna let some pipsqueak stop him from achieving his goals, and if i have to end your career before it really gets up and running then i will happily do that, you will not and you can not stand in my way. My rather frequent consumption of alcohol seems to be a trending topic to make fun off but you see, we all have our vices, mine just happens to be gluttony, but you my dear One and Only, i can already tell your vice is pride. You truly believe that you are gonna walk into Showdown, beat me and walk away unscathed, well i have news for you child, that's not the case.
Win or lose, im not going to let you leave that match without some scars, because i want you to fuckin remember me, i want you to remember everything i do to you: every strike, every hold, every cut, i want you to remember it all. So please Xerxes, continue to talk about my vices, continue to talk about how im going to end the match under your boots, because i promise you im walking into this match with a bigger chip on my shoulder then you, and im going to take that chip and slit your throat with it. If you truly believe that you have what it takes to beat me then i implore you to try your best, but you'll quickly discover that your best just isn't enough. Xerxes make no mistake i am going to punish you, i am going to humiliate you at Showdown's season premier and im going to have alot of fun doing it. I'm also going to make sure that you pay for insulting my mentor, believe me when i tell you that he wants to get his hands on you just as badly as i do, and when we go to war in that ring, maybe Tanaka-San can get a few shots in if he'd like. Xerxes i want you to know that if you still choose to step into the ring with me, you are going to feel pain, you are going to get hurt. You will feel pain and suffering unlike anything you have ever felt before, i am going to completely and utterly vivisect you in that ring, and leave you laying in a pool of your own blood, you are a child in a mans world and you are going to get hurt bad. Make no mistake about, i am going to end you.
Xerxes your arrogance blinds you to the future, you claim that you are going to dominate Showdown and showcase your true talents, well im here to tell you now that's not going to happen. It's not going to happen because i am going to make sure that your career meets a very brutal, very premature end when we finally face off in the ring. I for one can not wait to share the ring with you, i wanna see just how good you are so don't hold back for me ok? I wanna see why they call you the One and Only, i want to experience the full power of Xerxes Godfrey because its going to be oh so satisfying to take everything you can throw at me and throw it back at you ten times harder. You said you didn't understand why they called me The Oni Octopus, well Xerxes you are going to find out exactly why they call me that because what im about to do to you is GOING TO BE BORDERLINE DEMONIC. You can try to fight me off as best you can, but my tentacles will wrap around you and i will pull you deeper and deeper into the abyss until your lungs pop. Try as you might, you won't be able to breathe when im finished with you, after i drain the life from your body. This is it for you Xerxes, the end of the road for your career. Now lay back, take a deep breath and try not to struggle as i pull you kicking and screaming into the deep, and allow me to watch you drown in the undertow. Now be a good boy and fuck off so i can finish my chardonnay
So you wanna fight with me huh you little shit? Then let's play ball. I admire someone that knows how good they are i really do, i admire them because it makes them a easy target, it makes it incredibly easy to pinpoint their weaknesses and exploit them, it's like a Octopus hunting down a Crab, it waits for the right moment to wrap it's tentacles around that little crustacean and it squeezes and it squeezes as hard as it can until it hears the pop, and then it cuts into the poor things flesh with its beak and begins it's feast, and that's exactly what im going to do to you my poor sweet friend. Im actually quite glad that you're my first opponent back believe it or not, im not trying to condescend you or anything either, i am genuienly happy that you're the first person i can step into the ring with...because if there's one thing im looking forward too, it's walking in that ring and absolutely obliterating the new generation of EAW Elitists that have entered this battlefield while i've been away. Now ill be the first to admit you bring up some good points, my first run in EAW didn't exactly go as i hoped, im man enough to admit i didn't take things too seriously and paid for it quite a few times. But Xerxes i hate to burst your bubble but your not getting that Ogawa on Showdown. You're getting a motivated, focused and pissed the fuck off Ogawa who's not gonna let some pipsqueak stop him from achieving his goals, and if i have to end your career before it really gets up and running then i will happily do that, you will not and you can not stand in my way. My rather frequent consumption of alcohol seems to be a trending topic to make fun off but you see, we all have our vices, mine just happens to be gluttony, but you my dear One and Only, i can already tell your vice is pride. You truly believe that you are gonna walk into Showdown, beat me and walk away unscathed, well i have news for you child, that's not the case.
Win or lose, im not going to let you leave that match without some scars, because i want you to fuckin remember me, i want you to remember everything i do to you: every strike, every hold, every cut, i want you to remember it all. So please Xerxes, continue to talk about my vices, continue to talk about how im going to end the match under your boots, because i promise you im walking into this match with a bigger chip on my shoulder then you, and im going to take that chip and slit your throat with it. If you truly believe that you have what it takes to beat me then i implore you to try your best, but you'll quickly discover that your best just isn't enough. Xerxes make no mistake i am going to punish you, i am going to humiliate you at Showdown's season premier and im going to have alot of fun doing it. I'm also going to make sure that you pay for insulting my mentor, believe me when i tell you that he wants to get his hands on you just as badly as i do, and when we go to war in that ring, maybe Tanaka-San can get a few shots in if he'd like. Xerxes i want you to know that if you still choose to step into the ring with me, you are going to feel pain, you are going to get hurt. You will feel pain and suffering unlike anything you have ever felt before, i am going to completely and utterly vivisect you in that ring, and leave you laying in a pool of your own blood, you are a child in a mans world and you are going to get hurt bad. Make no mistake about, i am going to end you.
Xerxes your arrogance blinds you to the future, you claim that you are going to dominate Showdown and showcase your true talents, well im here to tell you now that's not going to happen. It's not going to happen because i am going to make sure that your career meets a very brutal, very premature end when we finally face off in the ring. I for one can not wait to share the ring with you, i wanna see just how good you are so don't hold back for me ok? I wanna see why they call you the One and Only, i want to experience the full power of Xerxes Godfrey because its going to be oh so satisfying to take everything you can throw at me and throw it back at you ten times harder. You said you didn't understand why they called me The Oni Octopus, well Xerxes you are going to find out exactly why they call me that because what im about to do to you is GOING TO BE BORDERLINE DEMONIC. You can try to fight me off as best you can, but my tentacles will wrap around you and i will pull you deeper and deeper into the abyss until your lungs pop. Try as you might, you won't be able to breathe when im finished with you, after i drain the life from your body. This is it for you Xerxes, the end of the road for your career. Now lay back, take a deep breath and try not to struggle as i pull you kicking and screaming into the deep, and allow me to watch you drown in the undertow. Now be a good boy and fuck off so i can finish my chardonnay
