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Bhris Elite

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Can y’all stfu about being lizards
No matter what I do I am the bad guy. I went out of my way and apologized I tried to be the bigger man. All I asked my old friend to do was take some accountability but of course I couldn’t get that and while he stands around granting wishes to cover up the fact he’s the villain in this. I suddenly become the villain and first of all while we’re on the topic of make a wish. Who the fuck decides when they get cancer to make their last dying wish to see TLA?? I’m not even trying to be funny or seek any engagement by saying this. Imagine finding out you are dying of cancer and you're just like yea before I go meet my maker I wanna see TLA. It’s just stupid and now I have to go one on one against Nick to honor the stupid kid who’s dying wish is to see TLA. I’m angry, I’m not in the mood and if you guys want me to be the villain so bad I’m going to give you guys clear reasons these upcoming weeks. My match up this week is against Cheddar Bob in a street fight and honestly I feel safe. I’ve heard he’s good but it doesn’t move me. He’s a corny little white boy trying to be portrayed as something he simply isn’t. It’s 2026 and everyone is still scared to be themself. They hop out the crib everyday and have to get into character and that has to be a tiring life. Imagine the real you being such a dork you come on tv every week trying to be somebody else. I hear my people but honey I don’t see my people. You can act tough all you want this week though but I want you to know this isn’t that. You come in that ring thinking shits gonna be sweet because of my track record as of late and you're gonna end up in a hospital suite. Don’t worry though cause by the end of Grand Rampage TLA will be right next to you and you can both discuss where it all went wrong against me. Share some war stories about all the trauma Chris Elite has caused the two of you. You can say shit as many times as you want but ain’t shit I didn’t hear already. Didn’t shit stick to the wall as you wanted.


You can hang that win you snuck over me however many moons ago all you want it’s a new time now and like you said princess I’m desperate. I wanna send a message to you for still sleeping on Chris Elite and to TLA for starting this and trying to play victim like he’s a female or something. You know why they call me Elite. You can act delululu all you want, twin that won’t help you win this match. I alsolmķ don’t give a damn where you come from cause they raised a bitch who can’t be himself. So using “Yea man I’m from Detroit I’ll fuck you up” doesn’t really move me considering a lot of yall been telling anyways. Just for you bud I’ll make it count. I'll give you everything you want out of me. A fight, a challenge, an ass whooping whatever it is Nick desires from me he can get. I have agendas to push and messages to send and that’s all you are in the bigger scheme of things. A message to TLA a message to anyone else still wanting to sleep on Chris Elite. You bring up being slept on and it brings out a different animal and I know all about that. I’ve been looked down on my whole career and look at me. Maybe not now as we speak but there was a time I ran this shit. You know it you bring up my hall of fame spot. You know what I had going on and despite my recent claims. I can see you doing it you just gotta watch who’s toes you stepping on and by that i mean mine because just like you little buddy. I haven’t been in the greatest of moods.


I’m being painted as a villain while the kid TLA paid to fake he had cancer paints him out to be some sort of hero. HES NOT! He’s the villain, I messed up sure but let’s be honest he had a chance to win that match too and fell short but no one talks about that they just bring up whatever the fuck I do. It’s like that nice white lady once said everyone makes mistakes and everyone has those days. I’ve had too many of those days though and I’m tired of it an I’m going to take it out on you in a street fight. Anything goes and I plan on using that to my advantage. I’m going to hurt you and I hope TLA is watching, I hope he’s paying close attention because it’s going to start getting bad around here and there’s nothing anyone can do. I do think it makes your points unjustified and I’m going to show you just how unjustified they are because this isn’t going to be a match, it's going to be a slaughter; that little sneak attack was just a preview of what’s to come.
 

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