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The camera fades in to a dark warehouse where a flickering light bulb is shown hanging down from the ceiling. A door opens as a strange gurgling noise can be heard beyond but is drowned out as TLA steps through and closes the door behind him. TLA steps forward into the light as he stretches and smiles before turning towards a rotting wooden cabinet nearby. TLA opens the cabinet and places a freshly cleaned yet still red stained machete back on a hook within before slamming the cabinet shut.
TLA: Gonna have some fun. Still got some gifts left from the Big Homie Samael. I done knew they would come in handy one day! Gonna go on out to that ring and we gonna be grinding some bitch ass freaks into the dirt. Cuz make no mistake that’s exactly what we dealing with here. We dealing with some of the most bitch ass trash fake wrestlers that I have ever seen. The longer that these people stick around and the more that I have to deal with them and the more that Showdown has to deal with them the more they kill everything that they touch. They destroying wrestling. They destroying the business. They destroying EAW. Cuz lemme be real clear. I got mad luv for this business. I got mad luv for the EAW Universe. But I give zero fucks about the Silas World and will have no part in it whatsoever. I said it before and I said it again. I will have absolutely no part in this shit and I will walk out of this company and do literally anything else with my life before I have to be a part of this bullshit. Cuz I don’t love it. Cuz I don’t want it. Cuz I ain’t interested in it. I got no reason to do it. So congratulations homies. Y’all can have what you want cuz TLA not gonna be a part of this shit much longer if you losers stick around. See how long this company lasts without me cuz imma be gone and I doubt I will be the only one. Cuz this ain’t EAW no more. And if EAW is dead.
Then so am I.
TLA: But my molding rotting corpse is still moving. Y’all dealin’ with el muerto now homies. Y’all dealin’ with a single thought that just wants to destroy. Cuz I got no other reason to keep going and kill y’all. Gonna eat yo brains zombie style. Gonna rip y’all limb from limb cuz this show is not about wrestling anymore. We done left wrestling in 2024. We about mass murder now. We about leaving as many scars on Silas Mason’s body as we can. We going to cut the hair piece by piece off the scalp of Harper Lee and Brianna Hill. And we not satisfied with just leaving them bald. Cuz we gonna dig deeper than that. We gonna scalp these bitches and we gonna leave em with nothing. Not even they lives. Cuz they ain’t deserve to keep it. They alien invaders. They come from another planet and we not gonna be tolerant of they kind. We not going to be allowing them to come into our casa and fuck everything up. Cuz they have absolutely no respect for anything or anyone that we care about. So we gotta kill them first before they kill us. That’s why I just don’t give a single fuck anymore. I don’t care about anything going on. My love for this has been completely eradicated and I am going to turn myself into a ticking time bomb and I am going to systematically eliminate each and every one of you pendejos piece by piece until there is nothing and nobody left.
Just try and stop me.
TLA: Apparently the General Manager just getting attacked n shit. Who the fuck is gonna fire me now? I can do whatever the fuck I want. And I hope that y’all team up on me. Jump my ass. Put me out of my fucking misery because I would rather be in a hospital bed than be on the same brand as a bunch of posers like you. I don’t want to be associated with EAW at this point anymore and I am going to destroy you and everything you stand for or I am going to die trying. Cuz I am going to take steel to bone. I am going to take blade to skin. I am going to take muzzle to skull. Cuz I be giving no fucks anymore and I won’t until every single enemy on the Silas World has been compromised to a permanent end. This is war motherfuckers and shit ain’t pretty. You won’t like the shit I am about to you. You will be looking at me and saying STOP IT TLA! YOU ARE GOING TO FAR! YOU COULD REALLY HURT SOMEONE! And I tell them good. You won’t like me. You won’t like what you see. I won’t even like me. But I will do what is necessary porque soy un soldado. We goin’ to war. We fighting for something. In war it don’t matter what the enemy has to say. It don’t matter if the enemy has feelings, has friends, has family. You point a weapon like me at them and you don’t discriminate.
You just eradicate.
TLA: And that is what imma be doin’. Gonna be eradicating the plague that has infested EAW out here one by one. Just cut all these bullies down one by one. Cuz you gotta fight back. My partners Ryan Wilson and Cody Maverick think that I have lost it. That maybe I am going too far. Being too aggressive. But they have no idea. They shouldn’t have teamed up with a vato loco if they wasn’t prepared for the loco. Cuz when I fight back when I struggle against people who wanna keep me down I don’t just fight within the lines of what is considered acceptable by society. When you dealing with a takeover you don’t just sit down and try and defeat them all civilized. By committee. By the rules. Nah you throw them reglas out the window. This a damn revolution. You take to the streets. You throw shit. You burn shit to the ground. You kill the people who want you dead before they can throw yo ass in a cage or a gas chamber. And that is exactly what Silas World will do to you if you don’t strike them first. So I ain’t going to be as civilized as Ryan Wilson or Cody Maverick. I ain’t going to give a fuck about anything Silas World has to say. They gonna be lucky to get a response from me this week other than straight up raw violence. Cuz that’s all I got to offer you amigos. That’s my only gift to you.
But you gonna be getting plenty of it.
TLA: Harper Lee you fucking cumdumpster. Are you good for anything other than carrying Donovan’s load? Tell me something puta. Do you carry it en la boca o en tu culo? Cuz I got a feeling those are the only holes that Donovan is interested in. You seem like you need some more experience tho so I would offer you a job at the Poon Palace but we ain’t hiring ugly bitches no more. Gotta standard to maintain if ya feel me. Silas World is free to have no standards at all but that’s not my problem. Works better for me if y’all dumb as fuck. We dealing with an idiota who posts failed gotchas on the Social Stream not even realizing she being insulted. Come on Harper use your brain a lil more even if we all know that’s not the part of you that’s gotten you ahead in life. Maybe a different kind of head is doing that. Maybe that’s where you investing all yo skill points. It must suck tho. To fail to win the Answers World Championship so many times that you gotta cope by just being happy enough to be in the same group as the champ. But you look yourself in the mirror every morning. Put on a nice big smile and keep on telling yourself that you are a part of this.
Maybe one day you will actually believe it!
TLA: Then we got Brianna Hill. The forgotten member of Silas World. Tho ironically I guess Donovan fits the bill for that more this week. Cuz as expected he is putting in none of the work. But I assume as soon as we hear from him he will be taking all of the credit. And Brianna will get down on her knees and scream YES DADDY I LOVE YOU DADDY! Cuz that’s all she is good for these days. Honestly Brianna you have it even worse than Harper. At least Harper has the good sense to delude herself into thinking that she’s a part of Donovan’s World Title reign. You should be thrilled to be the new Specialists Champion but because you have associated yourself with Silas World literally nobody cares. Cuz nobody is talking about you. You just had a career defining moment and more people are talking about Ronan Malosi’s surprise return than you winning a goal that you had been working all your career for. Speaking of someone who ain’t accomplished shit. What’s Ronan been up to this season? Y’all wanna talk shit about Ryan’s accomplishments but then align yourself with someone who has accomplished even less.
Make it make sense.
TLA: BUT HE WON THE INTERWIRE TITLE!!! Yeah like four years ago. The fuck he done since? The fuck Ryan done since? He actually been putting the work in. Been in multiple main events. Challenged for World Titles. When is the last time you did that Brianna? Maybe Donovan will throw you a bone when he is done boning Harper and hand you a title shot at the next show just like he did for her. Keep working on that gluck gluck and you can be a star just like her one day. I believe in you gurl! You can do it! I don’t think that y’all understand that I don’t give a fuck about the opportunities. I don’t give a fuck about the titles. I don’t even want the Answers World Championship back. All I want is to cause pain and hurt people. I just want to break necks and tear yo shit up. I don’t see how that is hypocritical at all Harper. I am an equal opportunity player. I done told y’all I was going to main event Pain for Pride and I am going to run through everyone indiscriminately. I don’t care if you got a problem with that because you can tell yourselves that you don’t deserve it. You can tell yourselves that you’ve done absolutely nothing wrong. But you done fucked up the moment that you stepped in the same ring as me. You done fucked up the moment that you stepped in the same arena as me. Better keep that locker room closed tight. Maybe hire some extra security. Cuz the parking lot can be real dangerous ya know?
Some real sick bastards roaming around out here ya heard?
TLA: It’s crazy that the one thing Harper wants is to be acknowledged for her work as a wrestler but the only thing anyone acknowledges her for is being Donovan Duke’s goon. I think he can goon just fine without you tho Harper. Cuz that’s prolly what he’s been busy doing all week while you out here speaking for him. He ain’t got shit to say because he lives in fear seething and crying backstage about how nobody at all respects him as a champion. Cuz he ain’t proven shit in he entire reign. All you people have accomplished so far is by recruiting an army and now you want to act like I’m the bad guy for wanting to go to war? Nah you ain’t get to complain about that when I wanted to do shit by myself all along. I wanted to wrestle and show my skills as a luchador against the best competition in the game. Elysium ain’t innocent in this either and I will get my hands on them too eventually cuz I am going through EVERYBODY to get what I want. But people like Silas World and Elysium had to push me. They had to start saying nah we not gonna beat you straight up. We gonna gang up on yo bitch ass cuz it’s the only way! And now y’all wanna act like you surprised to see the consequences of yo actions. Y’all wanna act like you ain’t brought all of this pain on yourselves.
We coulda just wrestled.
TLA: But the time for wrestling is over. We are in a #NewEra now! No more wrestling. There is only blood. There is only suffering. This is a time for sharp objects. This is an age of CTE. I’m actually glad that I lost the Unified Tag Team Championship match at Reasonable Doubt you know? Cuz that was my last hope at competing for a championship that actually matters. That was my last chance to compete in a division that is actually about hard work and competition. But now I get to have some real fun. Now I get to go scorched earth on all y’all bitch asses and I don’t have to care about doin’ shit the right way no longer. I don’t gotta care about being the better wrestler ever again. All I gotta care about is finding the nearest meatsack and bringing my machete down into it over and over and over again until all of the blood all of the guts all of the organs comes spilling out onto the ground to be crushed beneath my boot. So I want to thank you Silas World. You homies did me a real favor. I feel free now amigos. You don’t have to be the bad guys in this story.
Cuz I’m bout to commit some war crimes.
TLA smiles into the camera and salutes as if addressing a military commander before sitting back against a table and reaching up. TLA reaches up and grabs the pull string to the flickering light bulb and yanks it down as all fades to black.
TLA: Gonna have some fun. Still got some gifts left from the Big Homie Samael. I done knew they would come in handy one day! Gonna go on out to that ring and we gonna be grinding some bitch ass freaks into the dirt. Cuz make no mistake that’s exactly what we dealing with here. We dealing with some of the most bitch ass trash fake wrestlers that I have ever seen. The longer that these people stick around and the more that I have to deal with them and the more that Showdown has to deal with them the more they kill everything that they touch. They destroying wrestling. They destroying the business. They destroying EAW. Cuz lemme be real clear. I got mad luv for this business. I got mad luv for the EAW Universe. But I give zero fucks about the Silas World and will have no part in it whatsoever. I said it before and I said it again. I will have absolutely no part in this shit and I will walk out of this company and do literally anything else with my life before I have to be a part of this bullshit. Cuz I don’t love it. Cuz I don’t want it. Cuz I ain’t interested in it. I got no reason to do it. So congratulations homies. Y’all can have what you want cuz TLA not gonna be a part of this shit much longer if you losers stick around. See how long this company lasts without me cuz imma be gone and I doubt I will be the only one. Cuz this ain’t EAW no more. And if EAW is dead.
Then so am I.
TLA: But my molding rotting corpse is still moving. Y’all dealin’ with el muerto now homies. Y’all dealin’ with a single thought that just wants to destroy. Cuz I got no other reason to keep going and kill y’all. Gonna eat yo brains zombie style. Gonna rip y’all limb from limb cuz this show is not about wrestling anymore. We done left wrestling in 2024. We about mass murder now. We about leaving as many scars on Silas Mason’s body as we can. We going to cut the hair piece by piece off the scalp of Harper Lee and Brianna Hill. And we not satisfied with just leaving them bald. Cuz we gonna dig deeper than that. We gonna scalp these bitches and we gonna leave em with nothing. Not even they lives. Cuz they ain’t deserve to keep it. They alien invaders. They come from another planet and we not gonna be tolerant of they kind. We not going to be allowing them to come into our casa and fuck everything up. Cuz they have absolutely no respect for anything or anyone that we care about. So we gotta kill them first before they kill us. That’s why I just don’t give a single fuck anymore. I don’t care about anything going on. My love for this has been completely eradicated and I am going to turn myself into a ticking time bomb and I am going to systematically eliminate each and every one of you pendejos piece by piece until there is nothing and nobody left.
Just try and stop me.
TLA: Apparently the General Manager just getting attacked n shit. Who the fuck is gonna fire me now? I can do whatever the fuck I want. And I hope that y’all team up on me. Jump my ass. Put me out of my fucking misery because I would rather be in a hospital bed than be on the same brand as a bunch of posers like you. I don’t want to be associated with EAW at this point anymore and I am going to destroy you and everything you stand for or I am going to die trying. Cuz I am going to take steel to bone. I am going to take blade to skin. I am going to take muzzle to skull. Cuz I be giving no fucks anymore and I won’t until every single enemy on the Silas World has been compromised to a permanent end. This is war motherfuckers and shit ain’t pretty. You won’t like the shit I am about to you. You will be looking at me and saying STOP IT TLA! YOU ARE GOING TO FAR! YOU COULD REALLY HURT SOMEONE! And I tell them good. You won’t like me. You won’t like what you see. I won’t even like me. But I will do what is necessary porque soy un soldado. We goin’ to war. We fighting for something. In war it don’t matter what the enemy has to say. It don’t matter if the enemy has feelings, has friends, has family. You point a weapon like me at them and you don’t discriminate.
You just eradicate.
TLA: And that is what imma be doin’. Gonna be eradicating the plague that has infested EAW out here one by one. Just cut all these bullies down one by one. Cuz you gotta fight back. My partners Ryan Wilson and Cody Maverick think that I have lost it. That maybe I am going too far. Being too aggressive. But they have no idea. They shouldn’t have teamed up with a vato loco if they wasn’t prepared for the loco. Cuz when I fight back when I struggle against people who wanna keep me down I don’t just fight within the lines of what is considered acceptable by society. When you dealing with a takeover you don’t just sit down and try and defeat them all civilized. By committee. By the rules. Nah you throw them reglas out the window. This a damn revolution. You take to the streets. You throw shit. You burn shit to the ground. You kill the people who want you dead before they can throw yo ass in a cage or a gas chamber. And that is exactly what Silas World will do to you if you don’t strike them first. So I ain’t going to be as civilized as Ryan Wilson or Cody Maverick. I ain’t going to give a fuck about anything Silas World has to say. They gonna be lucky to get a response from me this week other than straight up raw violence. Cuz that’s all I got to offer you amigos. That’s my only gift to you.
But you gonna be getting plenty of it.
TLA: Harper Lee you fucking cumdumpster. Are you good for anything other than carrying Donovan’s load? Tell me something puta. Do you carry it en la boca o en tu culo? Cuz I got a feeling those are the only holes that Donovan is interested in. You seem like you need some more experience tho so I would offer you a job at the Poon Palace but we ain’t hiring ugly bitches no more. Gotta standard to maintain if ya feel me. Silas World is free to have no standards at all but that’s not my problem. Works better for me if y’all dumb as fuck. We dealing with an idiota who posts failed gotchas on the Social Stream not even realizing she being insulted. Come on Harper use your brain a lil more even if we all know that’s not the part of you that’s gotten you ahead in life. Maybe a different kind of head is doing that. Maybe that’s where you investing all yo skill points. It must suck tho. To fail to win the Answers World Championship so many times that you gotta cope by just being happy enough to be in the same group as the champ. But you look yourself in the mirror every morning. Put on a nice big smile and keep on telling yourself that you are a part of this.
Maybe one day you will actually believe it!
TLA: Then we got Brianna Hill. The forgotten member of Silas World. Tho ironically I guess Donovan fits the bill for that more this week. Cuz as expected he is putting in none of the work. But I assume as soon as we hear from him he will be taking all of the credit. And Brianna will get down on her knees and scream YES DADDY I LOVE YOU DADDY! Cuz that’s all she is good for these days. Honestly Brianna you have it even worse than Harper. At least Harper has the good sense to delude herself into thinking that she’s a part of Donovan’s World Title reign. You should be thrilled to be the new Specialists Champion but because you have associated yourself with Silas World literally nobody cares. Cuz nobody is talking about you. You just had a career defining moment and more people are talking about Ronan Malosi’s surprise return than you winning a goal that you had been working all your career for. Speaking of someone who ain’t accomplished shit. What’s Ronan been up to this season? Y’all wanna talk shit about Ryan’s accomplishments but then align yourself with someone who has accomplished even less.
Make it make sense.
TLA: BUT HE WON THE INTERWIRE TITLE!!! Yeah like four years ago. The fuck he done since? The fuck Ryan done since? He actually been putting the work in. Been in multiple main events. Challenged for World Titles. When is the last time you did that Brianna? Maybe Donovan will throw you a bone when he is done boning Harper and hand you a title shot at the next show just like he did for her. Keep working on that gluck gluck and you can be a star just like her one day. I believe in you gurl! You can do it! I don’t think that y’all understand that I don’t give a fuck about the opportunities. I don’t give a fuck about the titles. I don’t even want the Answers World Championship back. All I want is to cause pain and hurt people. I just want to break necks and tear yo shit up. I don’t see how that is hypocritical at all Harper. I am an equal opportunity player. I done told y’all I was going to main event Pain for Pride and I am going to run through everyone indiscriminately. I don’t care if you got a problem with that because you can tell yourselves that you don’t deserve it. You can tell yourselves that you’ve done absolutely nothing wrong. But you done fucked up the moment that you stepped in the same ring as me. You done fucked up the moment that you stepped in the same arena as me. Better keep that locker room closed tight. Maybe hire some extra security. Cuz the parking lot can be real dangerous ya know?
Some real sick bastards roaming around out here ya heard?
TLA: It’s crazy that the one thing Harper wants is to be acknowledged for her work as a wrestler but the only thing anyone acknowledges her for is being Donovan Duke’s goon. I think he can goon just fine without you tho Harper. Cuz that’s prolly what he’s been busy doing all week while you out here speaking for him. He ain’t got shit to say because he lives in fear seething and crying backstage about how nobody at all respects him as a champion. Cuz he ain’t proven shit in he entire reign. All you people have accomplished so far is by recruiting an army and now you want to act like I’m the bad guy for wanting to go to war? Nah you ain’t get to complain about that when I wanted to do shit by myself all along. I wanted to wrestle and show my skills as a luchador against the best competition in the game. Elysium ain’t innocent in this either and I will get my hands on them too eventually cuz I am going through EVERYBODY to get what I want. But people like Silas World and Elysium had to push me. They had to start saying nah we not gonna beat you straight up. We gonna gang up on yo bitch ass cuz it’s the only way! And now y’all wanna act like you surprised to see the consequences of yo actions. Y’all wanna act like you ain’t brought all of this pain on yourselves.
We coulda just wrestled.
TLA: But the time for wrestling is over. We are in a #NewEra now! No more wrestling. There is only blood. There is only suffering. This is a time for sharp objects. This is an age of CTE. I’m actually glad that I lost the Unified Tag Team Championship match at Reasonable Doubt you know? Cuz that was my last hope at competing for a championship that actually matters. That was my last chance to compete in a division that is actually about hard work and competition. But now I get to have some real fun. Now I get to go scorched earth on all y’all bitch asses and I don’t have to care about doin’ shit the right way no longer. I don’t gotta care about being the better wrestler ever again. All I gotta care about is finding the nearest meatsack and bringing my machete down into it over and over and over again until all of the blood all of the guts all of the organs comes spilling out onto the ground to be crushed beneath my boot. So I want to thank you Silas World. You homies did me a real favor. I feel free now amigos. You don’t have to be the bad guys in this story.
Cuz I’m bout to commit some war crimes.
TLA smiles into the camera and salutes as if addressing a military commander before sitting back against a table and reaching up. TLA reaches up and grabs the pull string to the flickering light bulb and yanks it down as all fades to black.
