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Bravado huh... is that what you accuse me of having, Kelton? I feel like any time people talk about another person's bravado these days it is with the connotation that their bravado is not genuine. It's become a dirty word basically speaking. Maybe being brave isn't a genuine thing to begin with. I mean after all, if you're standing up to a bully or confronting a dangerous situation that you know is risky and could destroy your life, chances are if you're like me your heart is beating out of your chest. So if you continue to rush into that situation regardless then the chances are that you are contradicting the feeling inside, which is kind of like lying to yourself in a way right?
If that is so, then maybe I did have people fooled with my bravery and my bravado, but they were never fooled by my intentions. Dude if there is one thing that I am not, it is comfortable in confrontation. That's just how I am recklessly wired. Tada. Candice says it's because I'm a Pisces so my sign is apparently meek and naturally timid by mature.
And she found out that I was born during a Mercury Retrograde which makes me kind of doomed to a lifetime of misfortune I'm assuming, since those are usually pretty bad And she says I was born in the Year of the Monkey in the Chinese Zodiac and 2022 just so happens to be the year of the Tiger which is the enemy sign of the monkey so a spidernet barbed wire deathmatch is probably going to be my death sentence considering all that is written in the stars... *sigh* that astrology rabbit hole runs deep but with how accurate a lot of it is I guess there's some truth to it. My charts may tell me I'm doomed but if that's the case then they aren't telling me anything that I didn't always know. But what can I do other than keep living and keep pushing forward right? If I were really 100% genuine all the time every day I promise you Jon I would never see the light of day. I genuinely want to do nothing else but hide from the world because it terrifies me, especially with all that is going on these days. Brave people like Candice are butterflies out in the world because they're strong and because they know how to take a stand, which is why it is so especially damning that you would take away her angelic voice and force her to hide her beautiful face. On the other hand people like me are like a caterpillar who never want to leave the cocoon even though the world tells people like me that it's what it takes to evolve. But you know something? Every time I do step out of my shell I do it for the right reasons. I do it not because it is against who I am but it is because it is the most important part of who I am. My hero Kenshin Himura never wantonly chose to engage into fights, he was a man of peace who carried the scars of war everywhere he went with an "x" marked on his face. But when it was absolutely necessary as quick as a hiccup he showed the side of Battousai The Legendary Manslayer, and flipped his Sakabatō in the face of those who turned their blade against the ones he loved. Hmmmm does that sound familiar?!?! Okay okay I am no manslayer and far be it to consider myself a legend haha, but still. Kenshin is defined by those who he loves who are there for him when no one else is and that same goes for me, I think. If it were not for Candice Blair there would be no Danny Tanner, on all of those days where I just wanted to disappear and hide earlier in this season like I have from so many of my struggles in life she was the biggest reason why I kept going! So defending her honor is not about playing the hero or trying to fool anybody you jackwagon! I do not live my life to try to spite folks and I am not at Reckless Wiring this week just to dethrone you because that would imply you were ever on a throne in the first place. But I am there to teach you a lesson and do my best friend proud by taking your championship.
Judging by literally all of my zodiac's I am clearly not destined for much of anything special, literally I have like the WORST chart placements according to Candice! Okay she doesn't exactly call them the worst and I don't quite understand much of this stuff. She is being nice about it but I mean really I have a Pisces rising AND sun sign? So I literally LOOK as wimpy as I am :| That's great. Because I couldn't have been one of the cool signs like a Leo or a Taurus. And she says too that I am a "Gemini moon" and your moon sign supposedly is the subconscious part of yourself that you try to hide from others. Not sure if I am willing to read much more into that because it's a little startling, but since we are on the topic of destiny and what is written in the stars I just had to scoff at one of your digs Jon. "oOoOoo sorry Danny not everyone is destined for success, not everyone can be The Chosen One like me."
GAG.
"The Chosen One" OoOoOoO WoOoW you're the Chosen One!! Okay okay I see you LeJon James! Nothing says The Chosen One quite like taking 17 years to have a consistent run without falling off, amirite Jonny. It would be one thing if you were to be gracious about your affairs around these parts, that it would. But you are no different than all of the other egomaniacs in EAW who are constantly looking for somebody else to punch down on. It is so basic of you Elitists, it kinda makes you a basic bitch. Kinda like your girl London! Okay who am I kidding she is jaw droppingly beautiful and I cannot hate on you at all for having a girl like her in your corner. She makes me incredibly nervous being around her; and you would think I would be used to being around beautiful women considering Candice Blair of all people is my bestie. But nevertheless, that was a wee bit of a basic bitch insult by going after your girl on my part, so my apologies, it was childish, just like you are childish. Your entire approach has been *british accent* elementary, my dear Jonathan. *end British accent* I just don't understand, sir, what makes you the arbiter around here of who is deserving or ready to venture out into the vast world of title contention? When did Jon Kelton, who apparently joined the EAW roster as a fetus, become so anointed as to be able to just decide who in tarnation around here is destined for championship status? The commentary announcers on Dynasty tend to gas you up a lot which I actually respect because it is their job to sell Elitists to the fans, but sir, you have not had nearly as great a run as champion as you say you have. You have just admitted that Amir Yusuf was not at his best when you took advantage of his downturn last year on Showdown in a very random title match before RTR. He was a man who already proved he could defeat you when he is at 100%, so even if you took his title you still haven't proven that you're better than him. Another one of the guys you defended your title against, Angelo Carter, had also defeated you in a way so embarrassing you acted out and went BALLISTIC! You flipped a shit man!!! Somebody with your tenure should be one of the most important parts of the returning #EAW15 legends campaign, and there you were acting less mature than the rookies who are supposed to look up to you. And of course it is thanks to you that Aiden Pearce is no longer relevant around these parts. As though he were just the king of controversy and the ruler of relevancy to begin with amirite Jonathan
. Yes sir I will just haaaaappilly fall for your okie doke okie dokie, then. Can you yourself even NAME another Aiden Pearce match besides yours? No you chump! Nobody can name an Aiden Pearce match, and it is not because of you. He is not that noteworthy of a competitor, I wouldn't even expect people to gloat about beating me! Especially not someone with as many years in the game as you have. So bragging about defeating him really does you no favors bruh.
I have proven myself more this season than anybody who you have defended your title against, maybe more than most of the people that you've beaten just in general! I know some people disagree with my decision at King of Elite but that Unique Opportunity belonged to Candice just as much as it belonged to me. Like I said earlier without Candice Blair there is no Danny Tanner, but if Danny Tanner never exists? You best believe Candice Blair would have been right where she was in that same position at the top of that ladder to grab the third briefcase. She has proven her abilities countless times and she has proven her friendship to me countless times this season, certainly more than anybody else in my life has which I still can't wrap my head around. She has done so much for me and the one minute I try to do something back for her, people have an issue?! I'm sure somebody attacking London the way you did Candice would have sent you into a rage but there was no London for most of your career and you did fine, so you don't owe her nothing. Now imagine how I feel. The fact that you think I had to use Candice as a "motivator" almost as if she were some sacrificial pawn of mine is just crazy talk and you know it, JK. Hey wait a minute, your initials are LEGIT JK! HA! I guess when I beat you and become New Breed Champion the history books will say "Danny Tanner became New Breed Champion and the champion before him was JK" like the JOKE that you are!!!! And before you throw a hissy fit, no it's not because of your talent level, or anything inherently wrong with you that was part of your predetermined fate. It is because you talk one game and play a completely different other. It is the definition of a joke, the unseriousness, the unreliability, the throwing the stones and hiding your hands that you do on an every day basis. Face it you're a dirty fighter with a crummy attitude who picks the stupidest fights and has the most sensitive ego ever. But let you tell the story and you are some distinguished, upstanding citizen who is honest in his dealings and calls it like he sees' it. Nothing you say is worth its weight in chickenpoop and you have all of these narratives lined up to throw at people any time they get in your way, and it's all a load of DOOKIE Kelton, or should I say, "KELLZ". You're caught up in a web of straight lies, and you are about to fall into a barbed wire deathmatch spidernet of uncomfortable truth. How's that for destiny.
If that is so, then maybe I did have people fooled with my bravery and my bravado, but they were never fooled by my intentions. Dude if there is one thing that I am not, it is comfortable in confrontation. That's just how I am recklessly wired. Tada. Candice says it's because I'm a Pisces so my sign is apparently meek and naturally timid by mature.
And she found out that I was born during a Mercury Retrograde which makes me kind of doomed to a lifetime of misfortune I'm assuming, since those are usually pretty bad And she says I was born in the Year of the Monkey in the Chinese Zodiac and 2022 just so happens to be the year of the Tiger which is the enemy sign of the monkey so a spidernet barbed wire deathmatch is probably going to be my death sentence considering all that is written in the stars... *sigh* that astrology rabbit hole runs deep but with how accurate a lot of it is I guess there's some truth to it. My charts may tell me I'm doomed but if that's the case then they aren't telling me anything that I didn't always know. But what can I do other than keep living and keep pushing forward right? If I were really 100% genuine all the time every day I promise you Jon I would never see the light of day. I genuinely want to do nothing else but hide from the world because it terrifies me, especially with all that is going on these days. Brave people like Candice are butterflies out in the world because they're strong and because they know how to take a stand, which is why it is so especially damning that you would take away her angelic voice and force her to hide her beautiful face. On the other hand people like me are like a caterpillar who never want to leave the cocoon even though the world tells people like me that it's what it takes to evolve. But you know something? Every time I do step out of my shell I do it for the right reasons. I do it not because it is against who I am but it is because it is the most important part of who I am. My hero Kenshin Himura never wantonly chose to engage into fights, he was a man of peace who carried the scars of war everywhere he went with an "x" marked on his face. But when it was absolutely necessary as quick as a hiccup he showed the side of Battousai The Legendary Manslayer, and flipped his Sakabatō in the face of those who turned their blade against the ones he loved. Hmmmm does that sound familiar?!?! Okay okay I am no manslayer and far be it to consider myself a legend haha, but still. Kenshin is defined by those who he loves who are there for him when no one else is and that same goes for me, I think. If it were not for Candice Blair there would be no Danny Tanner, on all of those days where I just wanted to disappear and hide earlier in this season like I have from so many of my struggles in life she was the biggest reason why I kept going! So defending her honor is not about playing the hero or trying to fool anybody you jackwagon! I do not live my life to try to spite folks and I am not at Reckless Wiring this week just to dethrone you because that would imply you were ever on a throne in the first place. But I am there to teach you a lesson and do my best friend proud by taking your championship.Judging by literally all of my zodiac's I am clearly not destined for much of anything special, literally I have like the WORST chart placements according to Candice! Okay she doesn't exactly call them the worst and I don't quite understand much of this stuff. She is being nice about it but I mean really I have a Pisces rising AND sun sign? So I literally LOOK as wimpy as I am :| That's great. Because I couldn't have been one of the cool signs like a Leo or a Taurus. And she says too that I am a "Gemini moon" and your moon sign supposedly is the subconscious part of yourself that you try to hide from others. Not sure if I am willing to read much more into that because it's a little startling, but since we are on the topic of destiny and what is written in the stars I just had to scoff at one of your digs Jon. "oOoOoo sorry Danny not everyone is destined for success, not everyone can be The Chosen One like me."
GAG."The Chosen One" OoOoOoO WoOoW you're the Chosen One!! Okay okay I see you LeJon James! Nothing says The Chosen One quite like taking 17 years to have a consistent run without falling off, amirite Jonny. It would be one thing if you were to be gracious about your affairs around these parts, that it would. But you are no different than all of the other egomaniacs in EAW who are constantly looking for somebody else to punch down on. It is so basic of you Elitists, it kinda makes you a basic bitch. Kinda like your girl London! Okay who am I kidding she is jaw droppingly beautiful and I cannot hate on you at all for having a girl like her in your corner. She makes me incredibly nervous being around her; and you would think I would be used to being around beautiful women considering Candice Blair of all people is my bestie. But nevertheless, that was a wee bit of a basic bitch insult by going after your girl on my part, so my apologies, it was childish, just like you are childish. Your entire approach has been *british accent* elementary, my dear Jonathan. *end British accent* I just don't understand, sir, what makes you the arbiter around here of who is deserving or ready to venture out into the vast world of title contention? When did Jon Kelton, who apparently joined the EAW roster as a fetus, become so anointed as to be able to just decide who in tarnation around here is destined for championship status? The commentary announcers on Dynasty tend to gas you up a lot which I actually respect because it is their job to sell Elitists to the fans, but sir, you have not had nearly as great a run as champion as you say you have. You have just admitted that Amir Yusuf was not at his best when you took advantage of his downturn last year on Showdown in a very random title match before RTR. He was a man who already proved he could defeat you when he is at 100%, so even if you took his title you still haven't proven that you're better than him. Another one of the guys you defended your title against, Angelo Carter, had also defeated you in a way so embarrassing you acted out and went BALLISTIC! You flipped a shit man!!! Somebody with your tenure should be one of the most important parts of the returning #EAW15 legends campaign, and there you were acting less mature than the rookies who are supposed to look up to you. And of course it is thanks to you that Aiden Pearce is no longer relevant around these parts. As though he were just the king of controversy and the ruler of relevancy to begin with amirite Jonathan
. Yes sir I will just haaaaappilly fall for your okie doke okie dokie, then. Can you yourself even NAME another Aiden Pearce match besides yours? No you chump! Nobody can name an Aiden Pearce match, and it is not because of you. He is not that noteworthy of a competitor, I wouldn't even expect people to gloat about beating me! Especially not someone with as many years in the game as you have. So bragging about defeating him really does you no favors bruh.I have proven myself more this season than anybody who you have defended your title against, maybe more than most of the people that you've beaten just in general! I know some people disagree with my decision at King of Elite but that Unique Opportunity belonged to Candice just as much as it belonged to me. Like I said earlier without Candice Blair there is no Danny Tanner, but if Danny Tanner never exists? You best believe Candice Blair would have been right where she was in that same position at the top of that ladder to grab the third briefcase. She has proven her abilities countless times and she has proven her friendship to me countless times this season, certainly more than anybody else in my life has which I still can't wrap my head around. She has done so much for me and the one minute I try to do something back for her, people have an issue?! I'm sure somebody attacking London the way you did Candice would have sent you into a rage but there was no London for most of your career and you did fine, so you don't owe her nothing. Now imagine how I feel. The fact that you think I had to use Candice as a "motivator" almost as if she were some sacrificial pawn of mine is just crazy talk and you know it, JK. Hey wait a minute, your initials are LEGIT JK! HA! I guess when I beat you and become New Breed Champion the history books will say "Danny Tanner became New Breed Champion and the champion before him was JK" like the JOKE that you are!!!! And before you throw a hissy fit, no it's not because of your talent level, or anything inherently wrong with you that was part of your predetermined fate. It is because you talk one game and play a completely different other. It is the definition of a joke, the unseriousness, the unreliability, the throwing the stones and hiding your hands that you do on an every day basis. Face it you're a dirty fighter with a crummy attitude who picks the stupidest fights and has the most sensitive ego ever. But let you tell the story and you are some distinguished, upstanding citizen who is honest in his dealings and calls it like he sees' it. Nothing you say is worth its weight in chickenpoop and you have all of these narratives lined up to throw at people any time they get in your way, and it's all a load of DOOKIE Kelton, or should I say, "KELLZ". You're caught up in a web of straight lies, and you are about to fall into a barbed wire deathmatch spidernet of uncomfortable truth. How's that for destiny.
