Dr. Bethany Blue’s Health Tip #308
Unfortunately for many, dementia can come in the blink of an eye. It is a way of losing one thoughts and constantly trying to remember something that never happened. At the same time, it causes delirium, people start thinking to be someone that they are not. No one knows the true root cause of this, some would even go as far to say it is hereditary. In my professional opinion when it comes to wrestling, could it be blows to the head? Or just plain stupidity. That diagnosis is still on the fence, but we’ll see.
“X” CERPTS FROM TRUE BUFFOONS
CHAPTER FIVE
Dr. Bethany Blue has been sitting around all week listening to what her opponents have had to say, in some cases they have brought up valid points, but for the most part they simply despise her, and it has translated into nothing more than farming for anything to make Bethany look bad. She personally doesn’t care, because at the end of the day, the people that try their best to bury her accomplishments and do whatever they can to defame her character are the ones that are going to feel it most when she wins at Shock Value.
It has been almost two seasons since Bethany has had a title match of any kind, and there are many who know that all she needs is that ONE shot, it is all that it takes to be a champion again. Dr. Bethany Blue is a woman that is determined to do whatever it takes to win this weekend and receive that Mystery Opportunity, hoping it is a World Title shot or a chance at any championship at this point because she wants gold. For Bethany though it goes a lot further than that, and to shut people up like Cameron Ella Ava, Limmy Monaghan, KASAI, and the great Methuselah sounds like gold to her. But as she stands right now, her championship drought is not a reflection of her talent or even results, but a lack of opportunity and refusal given to her by Voltage Management, and while many will call that whiny and bitter, for Bethany it means only one thing, that she is saying the right things because no one wants to hear the truth.
Dr. Bethany Blue has never lied and she is not about to start now and yet there are those who she is facing that want to debunk her at the first shot they get.
Bethany is in her other small medical office in New Jersey, where her and Adam share a condo, a lot closer to her destination of Ottawa, Canada than Florida. She wears black slacks, a dark red button up blouse with the sleeves rolled up and lab coat, with matching peep pumps and nails polished a navy blue. Her long wavy sandy blonde hair slicked back in a ponytail, reading glasses on.
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Bethany is entertained by all of this, taking a moment before speaking in a very professional tone to her match at Shock Value.
“When a person tries to defend their unearned opportunities because records do not matter, to hard work what are they trying to imply to the person who challenges that train a thought?
That the other is lazy.
No, those words didn’t come out of Cameron Ella Ava’s cocksucker, but when you bring that topic up to someone that the basis of her argument is that people who consistently lose their chances at winning a title shouldn’t be given more and the reply is her “Hard Work” is the reason why, or even her “Star Power”, it is pretty clear that she was trying to call me lazy and not a “Star”. Something that I find quite hilarious because since she returned I have been a bigger star than her winning more titles and being placed in a position that even without the chances given that have been gifted to her, the conversation is always calling me one of the top wrestlers on Voltage.
So, instead of just coming out and saying that she is indeed a CHOKE ARTIST and has a pretty much in all of her chances, a 0.0009% success rate, the only thing she can come up with is that I have NO argument, and I should just admit being wrong.
About what?
There is something to be said when this cunt thinks that her words really matter, and people listen to her. Instead of addressing the topic, she skates around it and fills in the holes with insults to my parents and family, suggesting my own suicide, murder and child abuse.
Whatever kinky shit she does at home with a gun and bullet, or how she beats the shit out of Hathaway is her own problem, but I have already made a call to social services, and they should be paying the O’Hara’s a visit soon. Good one coming from a “Legend”, that was so compelling and proved absolutely nothing about correcting me in my factual argument and just confirmed everything that I said about her, she’s a fucking loser, washed up. And looking for anything she can to make herself look like an edge lord when all Cameron is doing is embarrassing herself.
Seriously, retire after this season.
Go be the shitty mother we all know you are.
Not only are you embarrassing yourself, but you are also embarrassing me and the entire Voltage roster, maybe even the EAW as a whole. Forget the fact that your “Legendary” status is tarnished. That much is certain, Cameron Ella Ava being one of the top women in the history of the EAW is going to be a conversation left only to Trivial Pursuit card games and opinionated pod casters that don’t know shit about our sport. It is pretty amazing to me that you are trying SO HARD to discredit who I am and like Limmy Monaghan try to paint this picture that my accomplishments are not already Hall of Fame worthy, but to actually think that you are better than me after I have proven time and time again that you are not is what makes this all seem so pathetic.
You’re a fucking liar, Cameron Ella Ava and if anything, you only WISH to be who I am now because even without the opportunities, once I get them, I DELIVER. Can the same be said about you? That is the whole argument, but losers will always try to deflect and make it about working hard, so what happens when you do both?
It means you are ME.
But I will agree on one thing that you did say, Captain Charisma doesn’t want to deal with me. He knows the second he gives me a Title shot of any kind, I will not only win, but demand the respect and attention that Dr. Bethany Blue deserves. Yes, I would be an insufferable bitch, and make sure that I AM treated as a champion should, which is exactly how I did it when I was the Universal Women’s Champion. So far as I am concerned, he can’t deny me much longer and come Saturday I’m going to change all that and why?
NOBODY wants to see you get another title shot and FAIL.
NOBODY wants to see Limmy Monaghan get another title shot and FAIL.
NOBODY wants to see KASAI get another title shot and FAIL.
NOBODY wants to see Methuselah get another title shot and FAIL.
NOT A SINGLE PERSON ON THIS ROSTER.
Now, granted it, they probably don’t want to see me get one either, but it is not because I will FAIL, it is due to me SUCCEEDING and that alone will make the championship unwinnable to anyone on this roster. Your worth is in spit, Cameron. This isn’t 2019 where you can enter a Chamber after robbing Heavenly Hell back then with your husband and then pretend that was the greatest win of your life when everyone knows he laid the fuck down for you. When the going got tough, you were eviscerated for that Championship and NO ONE remembers that reign, not a goddamn person in this company.
This dream that you will be a World Champion again is a nothing more than a running joke and after what I did in ONE season, you couldn’t do the entire time that you have been back or even before it. Hate me all you want, while I may think Methuselah and KASAI are annoying and complete morons, we can all agree that both you and Limmy have these delusions of grandeur that will not come to fruition, and I will make sure to do my part I making sure that it is I who holds that “X” and denies you of whatever it is you would fail to capture anyway.
In reality, Cameron? You should thank me for saving you another loss after The Ultimate “X” Match. Another reason to come up with more bad arguments and excuses, because bitch you cry wolf more than Limmy and that is saying something.
Enjoy another loss where your “hard Work” doesn’t pay off yet AGAIN.
Cunt.”
After rolling her eyes again, which she seems to be doing that a lot this week, Bethany again shakes her head but is laser focused also on the rest of the competitors in this match. She takes a second to collect herself before she then turns back to the camera and speaks.
“There is a common theme that has been rather saturated this week in promotional videos. Those that look to plant their flag in the middle of the ring holding the big red “X”. But what they do not realize while trying to talk down what I have done and claim that I throw stones in glass houses, they do not stop for one second and look at their own faults while prying themselves up at the very top speaking as if they are on the same level as an Impact, Methuselah, Jamie O’Hara, I will even throw in there Kassidy Heart and Minerva as two more who have solidified their stance in EAW history. A loss here doesn’t matter with he legacies they built, I get that, no one including myself will ever question what they have done or still have to do in what is left of their careers whether I like them or not, but the one thing that I will not tolerate is a man that ahs accomplished about as much that I have and even some points, pieces are interchangeable, stating that they are in the same class as them because their batch of characters included Myles, Jake Smith or Charlie Marr, three men that I too have defeated in the past or would at any point of my career.
I brag about being the best technical wrestler on the Voltage brand. Boast of my knowledge to the human anatomy and how easily I can injure others without even a whimper or drop of sweat dripped from my silky skin. I always say that I am ONE of the BEST women in this company, is that a lie?
No, it isn’t.
But I have NEVER put myself in the same class as these legends, nor said I would be a Headlining Hall of Famer or talk to my opponents like every single one of them is inferior to me, The only reason I do it with one certain individual is simple, he started this by diminishing what everyone does all in the name of being this faux second coming of “The Ace” and is too ignorant to see that it is hindering his career and making him come across as like Methuselah called him, a pretender. He likes to call me an arrow thrower, and every single one of those has pierced his armor and why?
He has dedicated an entire promo to me, obviously I touched a nerve.
How sad, I am so distraught... boo hoo.
Here’s the issue, he has convinced himself to be that very same thing that was once strives for because one man retired. If Myles, who I have nothing but great things to say about him because I consider him a friend is his apex, no insult to the husband of Minerva, but Limmy has a long way to go. If Charlie Marr is the best example he can come up with when it comes to a lull period, then he must look back at the fact the only reason Charlie was even in the position to win a World Championship is because my old tag team partner, Sheridan Muller was FIRED, it was more right place, right time, but even then, where is he now?
If men that are no longer here or relevant is going to be the examples thrown in my face for Limmy to explain his own inadequacies, then who is really the one that is trying too hard to make a compelling dispute. I have no problem with people doing whatever it takes to hold on to their gold, I rather respect the outright travesty and cheating to hang on to a title that otherwise could be loss then hearing someone continuously trying to rationalize why they lost in the first place which in turn is where all the asterisks Methuselah spoke of in an earlier promotional video.
Then I think about this quote since he likes to throw them in my face.
Elitists far more successful than the arrow throwers attempting to pierce the bullseye on my back, all had gaps of nothingness between accolades, gaps far larger than mine thus far. In retrospect, those gaps of consistent failure and a supposed “inability” to reach the pinnacle once more, ultimately, become irrelevant.
Wouldn’t that identify with everyone? Yet he wants to make it all being about himself. I remember spending 15 months without winning a championship, losing a chance to be Specialist Champion, put in situations where I had no business in winning so early in my career, yet I continued to rewrite the script, calling it learning the ropes and paying your dues, but I still defeated Limmy practically by myself against he and his partner, Mark Macias where I left my partner, Terry Chambers in the corner and gave him the rest of the night off. But if I bring that up I’m fishing when that is all he has done this entire week.
There is a difference between down time and actually acknowledging it, and just plainly being that bad to the point that you are in a deep state of denial. Even after my times of championship drought, I was still a dominant force in this company, still defeating the best, but have always been a victim of the new or old toys that arrive on whatever brand I was on. On Voltage my first year I surpassed even the greats, my sophomore year I found myself getting buried behind acts like Ronan Malosi and Ryan Joseph Wilson, and before Limmy or Cameron call this another whining excuse, Elitists like Kassidy Heart said the exact same thing about that season of Showdown as well, even though I loathe the cunt, that is where we both could agree. After that season, things started to look up again, walking into it as Specialist Champion, then Empress of Elite, and a dominant time on Dynasty with only losses to Andrea Valentine and Andre Walker, though he needed help.
After that I was a champion the following season all but ONE month. Since then, no titles but one thing is for certain, I still have maintained the same standard and never lost it. I could stand here and throw the same argument to Limmy, but why bother? Just listen to what I had to say about his bestie, Cameron.
My accomplishments “PALE” in comparison to Limmy’s? Is that so? This is why I continue to say that this is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard.
No Limmy, you’re a failed project that moving forward will not be wanted by any brand for your constant inability to live up to your own fabricated hype.”
As her eyes narrow some, Bethany glares into the camera, a slight sneer comes across her face as she continues to speak about someone who has absolutely no respect the accomplishments that she has done, and will enjoy watching him fall on his face with joy and she will do so at Shock Value. She continues to speak.
“Disguising failures.
Beating Hall of Famers since 2020.
Nothing accomplished this season will be greater than what he has done.
I’m laughing at you right now Limmy Monaghan.
I’ve been beating Hall of Famers since 2019.
Such thin skin, cannot handle the truth when criticized for being unable to fulfill your promises and prophecies. Dr. Bethany Blue has always not only recognized her failures, but openly talked about them, and if these so-called failures are in lieu of my championship title shot drought, then how much substance does this really hold for without opportunity there is no chance for failure, only the unknown, and maybe I would concede if I was losing all of my matches and came out every week talking about how I was this immortal and unbeatable force yet never fulfilling that legacy placed upon myself, that would make me Limmy Monaghan.
After Shock Value, anything else you do this season will be what pales to comparison to me after I take that “X”, especially if the Captain follows suit with everyone I defeat and hand you another World Title match to fuck up.
I hear so many different hypocritical viewpoints. The past doesn’t matter, it does. The accolades do not matter, they do. The records do not matter, they always will. The chances at championship matches and not able to capitalize on them do not count, they do. This is exactly what Limmy Monaghan is, a very unsuccessful Elitists by his own grading system as he has used this on Dr. Bethany Blue but somehow he is immune from the same criticism when none of that pertains to me.
Tell me again what you have done this season worth of note?
Go ahead…
… I’m waiting.
Because if you are looking for participation prizes, then by all means take them all, you were great inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Scratch that, you were awful and spent the least amount of time in there than anyone, so let’s stop the real revisionist history here.
It has been a constant up and down while this whole gaslighting the rest of us continues. I would respect you more if simply admitting that you’re not this GOAT that is on his way to become better than the pillars of this company. How cute, wanting to bring up my matches, sure. Candice Blair tried to get between Adam Lucas and I, she challenged me, I accepted and beat her ass. Octavia attacked me after I helped Cleopatra after she came to me for medical assistance, then challenged me to King of Elite, sure I beat her ass too. You didn’t mention my victories over Ms. Extreme? Bea Valentine? Michael Machina? Xander Payne? The British Invasion? Some of those names were able to get the better of you and here you are mentioning two names that yes, are below my level and I have already argued that I should not be wasting my time against them, but I see them more as stopgaps and steppingstones to set myself up for this very moment while the rest of you bragging about facing the top of the roster are not doing anything of significance against them.
A lot of people are scratching their heads right now at your promos, not going to lie, but one thing is for certain, you are so easy to frazzle, it is a game now for me to watch you grab and dissect even though I am the Doctor here to try and defend every single stance that you have in fear of exposing you for what you are. Unfortunately, Limmy at this point the only person that believes his own press is yourself, the rest of us with maybe the exception of Cameron because she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings and loves the dick riding that you give her husband, is the same consensus.
Limmy Monaghan is overrated.
I know that upsets you and will probably try everything that you can to debunk it and commit another whole promo to me breaking down just like taking quotes from Pandora Paisley when not stopping for a second in the excitement of your “Gotcha” moment, not stopping to think for one second that this entire week I have been telling you that so many people are saying the same thing. I know Pandora gave you that quote, dipshit, I purposely said again to get it through your thick head that NONE of us think you are “THE ACE” or anywhere near it and the only thing you have been doing is damaging your own reputation. I am not bothered by your constant feeble attempts of diminishing what I have done, you’re the one that is going to look like a complete ass when this is all over come Saturday in Ottawa.
All I had to do was mentioned the War Games and you go on this rant about your team chemistry with Myles and Kassidy Heart to try and defend yourself yet again, you are making this too easy for me Limmy. But tell me again Limmy, while I know that Jamie is your hero and you emulate him every chance that is given to you, did he do his part in that match? Did he put the same effort that Rex McAllister and I did? Tell me he did, and I will call you a fucking LIAR for the rest of your career.
Jamie O’Hara failed Team Voltage and failed me in the War Games.
And yes, simply put, Limmy Monaghan is incapable of coming out on top and that will be shown in full once again at Shock Value in the Ultimate X Match. See, I don’t have to nitpick every word you say and make some defense trial out of it, I’m not the one on trial, because according to you, Cameron, KASAI, and Methuselah, I have no chance in winning this.
So, when do I.
I will make every single one of you bend over and kiss my ass.
If the pinnacle of your arguments are Bronson Daniels who defeated you for the World Heavyweight Championship, the same man I defeated last in Territorial Invasion to be the sole survivor, then by all means, continue to praise yourself.
But you have already shown that it is not Dr. Bethany Blue who is fearful, shaken, or inferior because I stand by what I said and don’t have to break up every single one of your digs to justify who I am and what I have done.
For all the arrows being shot at you?
When I grab the “X”, the final one will pierce right through your heart.
And I won’t even bother to resuscitate your dying career on Voltage.”
The Good Doctor simply just chuckles to herself before winking. Bethany stands in front of the camera with all confidence that she will be holding that “X” above all her fallen opponents.
FADE TO BLACK
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