MATCH PROMO You Brought It All Upon Yourself (FS 3)

Donovan Duke

Devious and Debonair
EAW ROSTER
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Oh, Charlie. Let’s just go ahead and cut right to the chase with this entire week. Here’s the truth. The whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you gawd. I might not like the idea of having to defend my Answers World Championship against who many people really considered to be the biggest threat to my championship reign to date, but I was up for the challenge. With your past pedigree and reputation around this company, I was ready for you to come in guns blazing and really let me have it in only a way that a Hall of Famer could. But what I got was… well I was expecting something different from you, but this frontal assault I got from you could only be described as… lame? Maybe pathetic would be a better term to use. Here I was waiting for the precursor of what would no doubt be a halfway interesting fight at Fighting Spirit… but it never happened. Charlie, you came in and gave a couple of half ass efforts and left me feeling more and more disappointed as time went on. Doesn’t it suck when something doesn’t live up to your expectations, Charlie? Of course you wouldn’t know about how that feels because look at who you’re dating. Your expectations sure as hell couldn’t get any lower going for her, but that’s another story. Just face it, Charlie. This is the best and ONLY chance you have had this season to become World Champion and you blew it.

But you really shouldn’t feel so bad. It’s not like you were going to win the title from me in the first place, so it should be in your best interest to not get your hopes up about winning this match. Before you go on and try to tell me about your damn life story YET AGAIN, I am here to tell you that I don’t care. I haven’t cared and I will NEVER care. While you might have been a former World Champion and you might be a Hall of Famer and you might have been a “super soldier” in the past. You disappear for four months because of injury and now that you are back in action, you are nothing more than Showdown’s most annoying speed bump, Charlie. Oh how the mighty hath fallen. Isn’t it just ironic? In the time that I have been the Answers World Champion, I have had a meteoric rise to the top of the food chain while you were having a meteoric fall at the same time. Yet, I am in your shadow? What an old fool you are turning out to be, Charlie. As far as I’m concerned, you are currently in my shadow as myself and Silas World are running Showdown with an iron fist. With how things are going in my world, I am not only going to leave Rome as the Answers World Champion, I am going to leave Pain for Pride as Answers World Champion and Silas World is going to continue to rule Showdown for a very long time.

Of course you didn’t have an issue with the Donovan Duke in the past because you fuckers liked to try and push me around for the sake of keeping your own spot secure. That shit isn’t going to happen anymore. Nobody is going to tell me to know my place in order to keep me down. Nobody is going to be shoving me around anymore. It’s about time I started doing some shoving around and let me tell you that it feels so fucking amazing showing all you fuckers that as long as I am here and breathing, the Answers World Championship will be at its highest level of debonair thanks to me and gawd knows that the title fucking needs a little bit of class and it sure as fuck isn’t going to be coming from the likes of you. For years, I have sat back while you have shown time and time again how fucking entitled you are.

“i wAnT A WoRlD ChAmPiOnShIp mAtCh. I DeSeRvE A WoRlD ChAmPiOnShIp mAtCh.”

That’s exactly what you sound like because I guess Charlie Marr thinks this is Charlie Marr’s world. It’s all about Charlie. So don’t even fucking come at me about your leadership and all that other bullshit surrounding Territorial Invasion because you only tried in leading the Brand Warfare team is because you were looking at what’s in it for Charlie Marr. You truly don't care about Showdown. You only cared enough about Brand Warfare until you got your reward.

No matter how much you think the contrary, there actually is such a thing as Charlie Marr not getting what he wants. Let me give you a few examples of what I mean. Charlie will NOT be winning our match tomorrow night. Charlie will NOT be leaving Rome with the Answers World Championship tomorrow night. Charlie will NOT be going into Pain for Pride in a main event match. So how about you just start preparing for that filler battle royal that you will no doubt be participating in after your dumbass is taken down by me. That’s exactly where you belong and where you deserve to be at the biggest event of the season. You can thank me all you want for when that happens, but make sure that you also thank karma as well because karma will have also played a part in your insignificant fate. Let’s be clear, Charlie, nobody is in my head telling me things that I don’t already know. I know and have known for a very long time that I am better than the majority of, if not all, of the EAW roster. Unlike a bunch of people around here, I don’t have to go around calling myself unearned and falsified monikers a King, a God, or a COLOSSUS to give myself an extra dose of self-esteem. My confidence is all natural, Charlie. I go out there and let my skills do the work and that is why I can call myself the best. You could have said the same thing, but you injected yourself with extra bravado just like you inject yourself with testosterone to fight the passing of time and to try and keep your skank satisfied.

Are you really that short sighted, Charlie? Or has your brain power just been drained to the point of unfathomable stupidity? I guess that is one of the unfortunate signs of aging. How else could you explain it when you hear someone else actually say that I was only kept around because I was nice. That’s actually amusing, Charlie. I really needed that laugh. Turn your hearing aid up to about 13 and really and I mean REALLLLLLLLY listen to what I have to say. I signed my first contract almost 5 years ago because they saw potential. They saw something in me. Years later when I resigned with EAW, it’s because I’m an Elitist who they could build around and depend upon to take this company into the future. Like Adam Lucas has done before. Like what Joso is doing on Dynasty. Like what Michael Machina is doing on Voltage. Albeit not like me, they are still doing alright for the most part. Notice I said future. Not living in the past like if you would somehow be able to pull something out of your ass and win the title. I have worked too fucking hard to restore dignity and class to the Answers World Championship and I will be damned if I let a narcissistic fuck like you flush all my hard work down the fucking toilet. You see, Charlie, I don’t need to learn my place because I already know my place and that is the same fucking place that I have been in for the last five months and that is at the fucking top, motherfucker.

To follow along the lines of that, I will be fucking damned if I get this fucking close to the first Pain for Pride main event match of my career because of some dumb fuck who doesn’t like the fact that I got myself into this position. You are just like all the other crybabies who tell me that I don’t deserve to hold this title going into Pain for Pride. You are just like all the other whiny dumbfucks who have had anything negative to say about me because of the way I got to this point. To that, you can join the rest of those fuckers when I say that you have no fucking choice left other than to get over it, suck it up, and just accept the fact that I am the Answers World Champion. I am going to be the Answers World Champion and I am going to lead the Answers World Championship into the next season like it should be because NOBODY at Fighting Spirit, including you and including the pathetic chumps fighting in qualifying matches, will NOT be able to hold the Answers World Championship in the way it should be held in the debonair style that I have. I am proud of the job I have done since December and I don’t see my job as World Champion ending anytime soon, so I really could give two shits less if the masses don’t like me. I could give two shits less if you think that I “bit the hand that fed me”. I have been within the realms of what I can do with my opportunities and I took them. Don’t get pissy at me because you haven’t been as fortunate as me.

Since time is running out on the clock of all this prematch fun, I have come to the conclusion that whether you took your ball and went home or if you might actually say something in the eleventh hour… I DON’T CARE! You haven’t said anything of significance yet and I highly doubt you will. At this point, you would have to break the fucking intensity knob just to keep me interested with what you have to say. I am just choosing not to listen. Simple as that. I am electing to not have you waste another fucking second of my time with all your bullshit. You might have got a reaction for returning… I guess the morons watching live were feeling generous to old charity cases or something. You might have been lucky up to this point without getting injured. You might have been fortunate up to this point of finding all the success you have. I can’t take your previous successes away from you, but I sure as hell can fucking stop you from finding any success at my expense.

So let me use my final moment of time to truly tell you how everything is really going to go down. I hope to gawd that you put in more effort in our match than you did with your promos because you can at least try to put in some sort of fight against me before you inevitably fall to me. If you make it out of Fighting Spirit without some sort of injury, then I showed much more restraint than you absolutely deserve. Since defeating you is pretty much a guaranteed conclusion, I am going to do everything that I can to make sure to take it up another level. I am going to hurt you, Charlie. I am going to try and make you feel like staying away from Showdown should have been the best choice for you. I want your blood. I want your blood to coat the ring in its miraculous crimson color as the fans, your “friends”, and your little girlfriend watch on and hope that you make it out of the ring alive. There will be something raining from the rafters, but it won’t be the confetti that you want. It will be tears. The tears of all the people who were banking on you to win the match realizing that their last hope has failed as the tears wash away what’s left of all the broken spirits. When that happens, Charlie, you will realize the same thing that Bronson, Kelton, and SOSA have all already learned.

You brought it all upon yourself.

Your time… IS UP!!
 
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