Slept my way to the top, huh? Oh so funny and original!
Women nowadays are so funny. They will go on social media and write X threads upon X threads stating how women have to build each other up and not tear each other down. “I’m not going to breastfeed my sons!” the blue-haired liberal woman wrote. “Women are superior!” the TERF noted. I’ve heard of phrases such as “let’s be a girl's girl” when it comes to having each other's back. Aren’t you a girl’s girl, Valerie? I could’ve sworn I saw a picture of you with those pink pussyhat’s on Instagram from 2017. I like how anytime anyone comes to you with any sort of confrontation, you resort to making up some foolish statement to back up your nonsense narrative. You probably felt so proud of yourself when you finished recording your promo, huh? Probably went out for a drink alongside Roberto or whatever pimp was in charge of supervising you that evening. Let me let you in on a little secret that’s not so much of a secret for us as it is for you - You fucking suck. You’re a terrible human being and an even worse wrestler. How can you look in the mirror and truly believe that you’re living a life of good? A life that is honorable? If you thought that leaching off of these criminals was going to elevate your career - you have another thing coming.
Anyone with a brain knows that Kassidy and I made a prominent name for ourselves way before we engaged in a romantic relationship with our significant others. I’m sorry that you only attract losers like these bums from La Familia. I’m sorry that you probably never had a positive male figure in your life and you can’t appreciate great men like Impact and Mr. DEDEDE. If you truly wanted to show your Unified Tag Team Champions that you’re serious about knocking us off of our pedestal, then you could’ve done at least an ounce of research. There’s an archive that is full of memorable matches that Kassidy and I have been a part of that shows that our shit don’t stink. When we say that we are the greatest tag team to ever live - there’s a reason behind that. While I love my big sexy two-time Grand Rampage winner Impact - I was a star before him and I am still a star without him. Unlike you, I didn’t fail as a singles wrestler before I got myself involved with Kassidy and the Jaded Hearts. We used the momentum I had to form our partnership that allowed us to surpass all of the other loser tag teams in our division.
I feel like Kassidy and I have approached you and Roberto in a pretty level-headed manner. You demonstrate anger and frustration at your lack of experience and accolades. Is that my fault? I guess once we’re done with this match at Road to Redemption, it kind of will be. But as for right now, I feel like you’re directing this anger and overall displeasure towards us when it really should be towards yourself and the people that you surround yourself with. And not just you, Valerie but this is addressed to Roberto as well - What is your guys's problem? What is La Familia‘s problem? You guys strive to become a legitimate threat in EAW, but you don’t show that. I don’t get intimidated when Roberto de la Rosa approaches me. I don’t feel fear when I get a glimpse of Valerie Hellstorm. All I feel is second-hand embarrassment by your lack of skill and likability. Given your performance, and given the quality of your overall thoughts, judgment, and opinions, I don’t think either of you is ready for this level of competition. Coming out on Dynasty and challenging the Jaded Hearts on Dynasty was one of the biggest mistakes of your career. Or will it? This is where you need to put your perspective into place. Maybe your loss to us won’t be as detrimental and soul-crushing. Maybe you can take this opportunity and LEARN from the two greatest Elitists of all time! Maybe you, Valerie, and Roberto can value and appreciate the two Hall of Famers who you’re stepping into the ring with. Maybe, just maybe.
Oh my god, Valerie. If you talk in Spanish again I’m literally going to blow my fucking brains out. Get your Duolingo ass out of my ear and speak a language that we all can understand. Only an ignorant moron would say that the Jaded Hearts have done nothing but be a detrimental factor to this company. You don’t even have the slightest idea as to how much money we have made to EAW. I’m talking about merch sales, ticket sales, reality TV shows, brand collaborations - literally, you name and we’ve done it! How do you think I’ve been able to afford MY multi-million dollar residence in San Diego? Or my luxurious home in Seattle? My contract is in the 7 figures because I am a valuable asset to this company. I am valued. I am cherished. I am a sought-after performer in this industry. Monetary reasons aside - The Jaded Hearts have also carved paths for total retards like you to follow. We have made this journey much easier than the journey that Kassidy and I ventured onto in 2018. So you can hate us all you want, but we are the reason why you’re here. We are the reason why team division is still alive in 2023. EAW’s culture is molded after the sacrifices and hardships Kassidy and I experienced. You strive to erase our records and notoriety. I don’t know about you, but I would call that #motivation. It doesn’t matter how hard you try, Valerie, but you will never be able to erase the names of two of the most influential figures in professional wrestling.
As much as you want to gas yourself up, Valerie, I don’t hate you. I don’t hate Roberto. I don’t even hate the nepo baby Luis. In my extremely humble opinion, I feel like if you truly hated someone, those feelings have to come from a deep-rooted place that you have been harboring for a hot minute. The feelings of hate don’t just spur overnight. I don’t hate you but I do feel sorry for you. Or as you Spanish speakers say, “me das lastima.” I mean, just look at you! You’re so fucking pathetic and as the days go on, my stance that you are not worth my time is further solidified. Never has it ever occurred to me that your team represents everything that we are not. It’s like comparing apples to a sack of shit. A literal sack full of baby shit since you want to use baby references. We’re not even in the same category - we’re not even in the same realm of comparison. This is just one of those moments where Kassidy and I are honoring our original statement that said that we will respect and accept any challenge that comes our way. Unfortunately, we will defend our titles against the most pathetic tag teams in our roster, but hey! Kassidy and I are women of our word.
Well gee, Roberto, it appears that you found yourself out of the nearest whore house and decided to focus on what should matter the most in your life rather than used pussy - this match. But even then, your showing has been lackluster. I can’t believe that you have allowed Valerie to take most of the brunt of the verbal beatings. A real man would be there for his family and defend their reputation and honor the second their name is mentioned. But it seems like you’re only here when it’s convenient for you or when you get that ugly bitch on your shoulder to speak for you. Esmeralda. Goodness, what an ugly name. An ugly name for an ugly girl, that’s for sure. I don’t know why your sex trafficking boyfriend even allowed you to speak, but my fight is not with you. It’s with Roberto, who doesn’t even have the balls to address me personally and will use his cum sock as a shield. Oh Valerie, you sure do know how to pick ‘em, huh? Don’t get mad at me because I am calling out your family's past and rightfully pulling their skeletons out of their closets. The past is the past, but it doesn’t matter how long it’s been - it will always come back to haunt you. Especially if you’ve done nothing to progress like a human being. People like Roberto and his stupid family have done nothing but lower the quality of life for the Mexican people living within their communities. All this name-brand bullshit that you have draped around your body does not represent the Mexican people. When I trained in Guadalajara, I was surrounded by humble people who knew how to earn their money in an honorable manner that didn’t include making shady deals behind abandoned buildings. When I look at you, I think of the woman who lived two doors down from me and had her son kidnapped by the cartel. The devastation in her eyes and the sadness in her voice will be something that I never forget. All you’ve done during your time in EAW is promote a promiscuous lifestyle that’s downright evil. It’s moments like these where I am so grateful that the Jaded Hearts are the reigning and defending tag team champions. We can’t allow people like you to have a platform in our company. I can’t have you walking around with my title doing ungodly things and representing EAW in a negative light. Previously I noted that Valerie is not ready for this type of competition and I insinuated that maybe, just maybe, she may be considered a “reasonable” opponent for a championship in about 10 years or so, you’re not one I have much faith in. You’re too stubborn and set in your ways, and you’re too fucking dumb to realize how much a low human being you are. This has grown beyond not having the experience with the skill. You have to have some sort of ethical component to your way of thinking and your overall being. You clearly don’t have that.
You can teach a lot of things to newer Elitists, such as certain moves or how to display confidence on the mic - but some things can’t be taught. Some things - some qualities have to be in the person by default in order to make a well-rounded champion. Valerie and Roberto have been pleading with the Jaded Hearts since day one in a sad attempt to make themselves look like legitimate threats to our title reign. La Familia is the first tag team that we will slaughter and this will be another Road to Redemption to remember for years to come. I have to say, I haven’t felt this confident about the title defense or match in quite a while. I feel the confidence oozing out of my pores and I can’t help but thank the absolute losers like our opponents for that feeling. You guys make me remember why I am a Hall of Famer. They helped me remember that there was a reason why management hounded me down so I could be back in their company. I’m good. I’m really good. And I can’t wait to show you both up in your prestigious home country - I mean, in MY prestigious home continent! Because at the end of the day, I am the hero that Mexico needs. Even though I am Canadian, I will brace my North American roots and represent my continent with pride. Even though this is the end of the road for you, it’s just the beginning for us. And that should be exciting because you’re all in for a ride. The Jaded Hearts reunion tour is sold out and ready to party, baby!
Women nowadays are so funny. They will go on social media and write X threads upon X threads stating how women have to build each other up and not tear each other down. “I’m not going to breastfeed my sons!” the blue-haired liberal woman wrote. “Women are superior!” the TERF noted. I’ve heard of phrases such as “let’s be a girl's girl” when it comes to having each other's back. Aren’t you a girl’s girl, Valerie? I could’ve sworn I saw a picture of you with those pink pussyhat’s on Instagram from 2017. I like how anytime anyone comes to you with any sort of confrontation, you resort to making up some foolish statement to back up your nonsense narrative. You probably felt so proud of yourself when you finished recording your promo, huh? Probably went out for a drink alongside Roberto or whatever pimp was in charge of supervising you that evening. Let me let you in on a little secret that’s not so much of a secret for us as it is for you - You fucking suck. You’re a terrible human being and an even worse wrestler. How can you look in the mirror and truly believe that you’re living a life of good? A life that is honorable? If you thought that leaching off of these criminals was going to elevate your career - you have another thing coming.
Anyone with a brain knows that Kassidy and I made a prominent name for ourselves way before we engaged in a romantic relationship with our significant others. I’m sorry that you only attract losers like these bums from La Familia. I’m sorry that you probably never had a positive male figure in your life and you can’t appreciate great men like Impact and Mr. DEDEDE. If you truly wanted to show your Unified Tag Team Champions that you’re serious about knocking us off of our pedestal, then you could’ve done at least an ounce of research. There’s an archive that is full of memorable matches that Kassidy and I have been a part of that shows that our shit don’t stink. When we say that we are the greatest tag team to ever live - there’s a reason behind that. While I love my big sexy two-time Grand Rampage winner Impact - I was a star before him and I am still a star without him. Unlike you, I didn’t fail as a singles wrestler before I got myself involved with Kassidy and the Jaded Hearts. We used the momentum I had to form our partnership that allowed us to surpass all of the other loser tag teams in our division.
I feel like Kassidy and I have approached you and Roberto in a pretty level-headed manner. You demonstrate anger and frustration at your lack of experience and accolades. Is that my fault? I guess once we’re done with this match at Road to Redemption, it kind of will be. But as for right now, I feel like you’re directing this anger and overall displeasure towards us when it really should be towards yourself and the people that you surround yourself with. And not just you, Valerie but this is addressed to Roberto as well - What is your guys's problem? What is La Familia‘s problem? You guys strive to become a legitimate threat in EAW, but you don’t show that. I don’t get intimidated when Roberto de la Rosa approaches me. I don’t feel fear when I get a glimpse of Valerie Hellstorm. All I feel is second-hand embarrassment by your lack of skill and likability. Given your performance, and given the quality of your overall thoughts, judgment, and opinions, I don’t think either of you is ready for this level of competition. Coming out on Dynasty and challenging the Jaded Hearts on Dynasty was one of the biggest mistakes of your career. Or will it? This is where you need to put your perspective into place. Maybe your loss to us won’t be as detrimental and soul-crushing. Maybe you can take this opportunity and LEARN from the two greatest Elitists of all time! Maybe you, Valerie, and Roberto can value and appreciate the two Hall of Famers who you’re stepping into the ring with. Maybe, just maybe.
Oh my god, Valerie. If you talk in Spanish again I’m literally going to blow my fucking brains out. Get your Duolingo ass out of my ear and speak a language that we all can understand. Only an ignorant moron would say that the Jaded Hearts have done nothing but be a detrimental factor to this company. You don’t even have the slightest idea as to how much money we have made to EAW. I’m talking about merch sales, ticket sales, reality TV shows, brand collaborations - literally, you name and we’ve done it! How do you think I’ve been able to afford MY multi-million dollar residence in San Diego? Or my luxurious home in Seattle? My contract is in the 7 figures because I am a valuable asset to this company. I am valued. I am cherished. I am a sought-after performer in this industry. Monetary reasons aside - The Jaded Hearts have also carved paths for total retards like you to follow. We have made this journey much easier than the journey that Kassidy and I ventured onto in 2018. So you can hate us all you want, but we are the reason why you’re here. We are the reason why team division is still alive in 2023. EAW’s culture is molded after the sacrifices and hardships Kassidy and I experienced. You strive to erase our records and notoriety. I don’t know about you, but I would call that #motivation. It doesn’t matter how hard you try, Valerie, but you will never be able to erase the names of two of the most influential figures in professional wrestling.
As much as you want to gas yourself up, Valerie, I don’t hate you. I don’t hate Roberto. I don’t even hate the nepo baby Luis. In my extremely humble opinion, I feel like if you truly hated someone, those feelings have to come from a deep-rooted place that you have been harboring for a hot minute. The feelings of hate don’t just spur overnight. I don’t hate you but I do feel sorry for you. Or as you Spanish speakers say, “me das lastima.” I mean, just look at you! You’re so fucking pathetic and as the days go on, my stance that you are not worth my time is further solidified. Never has it ever occurred to me that your team represents everything that we are not. It’s like comparing apples to a sack of shit. A literal sack full of baby shit since you want to use baby references. We’re not even in the same category - we’re not even in the same realm of comparison. This is just one of those moments where Kassidy and I are honoring our original statement that said that we will respect and accept any challenge that comes our way. Unfortunately, we will defend our titles against the most pathetic tag teams in our roster, but hey! Kassidy and I are women of our word.
Well gee, Roberto, it appears that you found yourself out of the nearest whore house and decided to focus on what should matter the most in your life rather than used pussy - this match. But even then, your showing has been lackluster. I can’t believe that you have allowed Valerie to take most of the brunt of the verbal beatings. A real man would be there for his family and defend their reputation and honor the second their name is mentioned. But it seems like you’re only here when it’s convenient for you or when you get that ugly bitch on your shoulder to speak for you. Esmeralda. Goodness, what an ugly name. An ugly name for an ugly girl, that’s for sure. I don’t know why your sex trafficking boyfriend even allowed you to speak, but my fight is not with you. It’s with Roberto, who doesn’t even have the balls to address me personally and will use his cum sock as a shield. Oh Valerie, you sure do know how to pick ‘em, huh? Don’t get mad at me because I am calling out your family's past and rightfully pulling their skeletons out of their closets. The past is the past, but it doesn’t matter how long it’s been - it will always come back to haunt you. Especially if you’ve done nothing to progress like a human being. People like Roberto and his stupid family have done nothing but lower the quality of life for the Mexican people living within their communities. All this name-brand bullshit that you have draped around your body does not represent the Mexican people. When I trained in Guadalajara, I was surrounded by humble people who knew how to earn their money in an honorable manner that didn’t include making shady deals behind abandoned buildings. When I look at you, I think of the woman who lived two doors down from me and had her son kidnapped by the cartel. The devastation in her eyes and the sadness in her voice will be something that I never forget. All you’ve done during your time in EAW is promote a promiscuous lifestyle that’s downright evil. It’s moments like these where I am so grateful that the Jaded Hearts are the reigning and defending tag team champions. We can’t allow people like you to have a platform in our company. I can’t have you walking around with my title doing ungodly things and representing EAW in a negative light. Previously I noted that Valerie is not ready for this type of competition and I insinuated that maybe, just maybe, she may be considered a “reasonable” opponent for a championship in about 10 years or so, you’re not one I have much faith in. You’re too stubborn and set in your ways, and you’re too fucking dumb to realize how much a low human being you are. This has grown beyond not having the experience with the skill. You have to have some sort of ethical component to your way of thinking and your overall being. You clearly don’t have that.
You can teach a lot of things to newer Elitists, such as certain moves or how to display confidence on the mic - but some things can’t be taught. Some things - some qualities have to be in the person by default in order to make a well-rounded champion. Valerie and Roberto have been pleading with the Jaded Hearts since day one in a sad attempt to make themselves look like legitimate threats to our title reign. La Familia is the first tag team that we will slaughter and this will be another Road to Redemption to remember for years to come. I have to say, I haven’t felt this confident about the title defense or match in quite a while. I feel the confidence oozing out of my pores and I can’t help but thank the absolute losers like our opponents for that feeling. You guys make me remember why I am a Hall of Famer. They helped me remember that there was a reason why management hounded me down so I could be back in their company. I’m good. I’m really good. And I can’t wait to show you both up in your prestigious home country - I mean, in MY prestigious home continent! Because at the end of the day, I am the hero that Mexico needs. Even though I am Canadian, I will brace my North American roots and represent my continent with pride. Even though this is the end of the road for you, it’s just the beginning for us. And that should be exciting because you’re all in for a ride. The Jaded Hearts reunion tour is sold out and ready to party, baby!
