[TAKE IT ALL OR LEAVE IT]
[TAKE IT ALL OR LEAVE IT]
( The video opens up to the sounds of waves crashing against the sandy shores of The Bahamas. The camera rotates around to capture the devil-may-care attitudes of Bahamian inhabits before the microphones pick up W1LH3LM's voices from kilometres away. It concentrates on the Atlantic horizons and focuses on an ivory-white luxury yacht in the distance. The yacht's starboard reads "W1LH3LM V3ZZ3LS" while it pronounced with a bigger font on the bow. It pans throughout the watercraft's interiors, showing one medium-sized food container, three bottles of sunscreen lotion, and two inflatable orange lifejackets scattered all over the place, stopping with W1LH3LM taking down the jib. After W1LH3LM hitches his boat in the wispy radiant Bahamas, he briskly walks away. He sits in front with QUANTUM, who's occupied with trying how to work a recently unboxed Amazon Echo. )
W1H3LM: Great job, you finally got it to work. Here let's try it, shall we? AL3XA, play "Toosie Slide" by DRAK3.
( Complete silence follows his command as the device's LED ring flickers solid red. W1LH3LM looks at QUANTUM in disappointment before he sharply tucks on his collar of his floral buttoned-up, short-sleeve shirt and reaches into the pockets of his tangerine boardshorts. He pulls out a ball of paper, unscrambles it, and grabs a pen to begin writing. )
["UK3A MARZT0N": did you get the USB driver from dwight? I got you the video files (in which you requested to be in 480p quality for some reason) of the last two promos posted by walker & windgate – Monday 10:06 AM ]
["YOU": Yessir, it's in pristine condition. However, I've got a little complaint. Can you get DW1GHT to avoid from taking a shit on QUANTUM after depositing it in the dropbox? I was forced to scrub that green, slimy shit off of QUANTUM, and it wasn't a pleasant experience at all. Anyways, the clips have been on rewind the entire morning, and it's allowed me to fabricate a response to these two knuckleheads, so much appreciated. I'm about to cut it, so I'm going to send DW1GHT out to send it to you in a probably thirty-minutes max. Do the same editing style and post it to my Youtube channel. If you've forgotten, my password is XX-. Have a good one. – Monday 5:52 PM ]
( W1LH3LM glances shortly at the tall birdcage to which the Homing Pigeon named "DW1GHT" resides from time to time. He winks at it before turning and sitting down in the jet-black sofa chair beside it. The camera lenses show the view of W1LH3LM lighting up a Cuban cigar and beginning to speak. )
W1LH3LM: At Gateway to Glory, I get the opportunity to earn the liberty of vying for Jalyn Garcia's EAW New Breed Championship and a great deal of people, including my adversaries, have already jumped to conclusions that I don't deserve a smidgen of this golden opportunity. Usually, I don't advocate snap judgment, but what's been passed around has been nothing more or less than the truth. The truth is, when it comes to this triple threat, I am the least worthy of a shot at Jayln Garcia's championship. After all, my rap sheet is predominantly good-for-nothing while you've got ANDR3 WALK3R and JUZT1N W1NDGAT3, whose stocks have been ever-increasing for a while now. We're talking about two individuals who have already prevailed against a few of the best competition Showdown can offer. I'm not going to act like I deserve this window of opportunity because, in all honesty, I don't. On the other hand, I'm not going to sit here tight-lipped and reticent because there's a reason why I was granted this opportunity. Elite Answers Wrestling management sees a sliver of potential within me, and this lucrative opportunity that has been presented before me is the perfect limelight for me to make my presence fully felt and get one step further to QUANTUM and I's 'Magnum Opus' moment. Gateway To Glory has the possibility to be the dusk of righteous inception for my stark republic to be erected from the ground up, for my art of finesse to be dispersed throughout no man's land, and for my dignified legacy to be renewed. I have and I know what it takes to reach the pinnacle of this illustrious industry. I've climbed the proverbial metal rungs up the proverbial ladder. I've cycled back and forth as the hunted and hunter, and the predator and prey in this oh-so arduous food chain. I've shifted hither and thither in this metaphorical pecking order for fifteen years. I'm not scared to be thrown back into the belly of the beast where I was fed to the wolves. W1LH3LM fears no one and I will do whatever is necessary to uphold the undeniable presence of QUANTUM and myself. What Gateway to Glory has in store, is in its name. Whoever wins this three-man clusterfuck of epic proportions will be given a treasure chest, and inside that prosperous trove, that individual will unravel the interiors, delve through the trinkets and pearls, solely to salvage an aurum key, and that key will flawlessly fit inside that keyhole, and unlock a realm of prosperity, and what is awaiting at the very-end is Jayln Garcia resting in his kid-sized New Breed throne, ready and prepared for his next opposition. I fully intend on approaching this match with ruthless aggression, superlative ambition, and more drive than two of my opponents combined. Whoever prevails will be given that championship opportunity, while also enthroned as the foremost out of the three of us, and that "whoever" will be none other than the man on your screen. The man with the four-letters and two-numbers. The man who stands six feet and weighs two o' five pounds. The man who fought from his humble beginnings up in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, to his New Breed Championship, "Magnum Opus" moment. The man who will ssssss-soon to be recognized as the new number-one contender to the EAW New Breed Championship.
W1LH3LM: Having said that, it seems to be that our buddy – who hails from the cool streets of Brooklyn, New York, ANDR3 WALKER is experiencing some technical difficulties pronouncing my name correctly. Hear me out, ANDR3, I understand your routine teaching assistant isn't here to interpret the clear writing on the wall. I understand that Mommy and Daddy aren't here to hold your hands along the path, but if I remember correctly, my name is not SH1TH3LM. Don't call me shit because that isn't how my name is pronounced. I don't know what's been laced in your kool-aid because there's nothing about me that is shit. Every bloody day, QUANTUM, my best friend is alongside encouraging and inspiring me while you're too busy cosplaying and pretending as an overrated rap legend. You are everything that is wrong with today's society. How is it still okay for someone to kidnap an unsuspecting citizen in the United States Of America? The gavel should've been hammered down to penalize your Chris Hansen-ass for committing such an atrocious crime. When I cried and screamed for someone to help, no one batted an eye. No one even cared to jumpstart an investigation or a man-hunt for QUANTUM – a precious soul could've been lost that night and who knows what ANDR3 did to QUANTUM. I've been unable to get a word out of him since I got him back. ANDR3 probably stuck his Cheeto-sized penis inside of him as he helplessly screamed for help. He probably did some Danganronpa-level torture methods to torment him for no reason at all. The bottom of the line is; QUANTUM is a suffering victim and everyone around the world needs to come together and unify in an attempt to prevent perverts such as ANDR3 from fulfilling their nasty fantasies and fetishes. Be that as it may, you should be pleased to acknowledge the fact that my best friend forgives you for your wrongdoings. He mustered the strength to fight through the post-trauma and write a note for where he pardoned you. He accepted your rescinded apology, so I hope you find some form of satisfaction in your perverted abnormalities. However, QUANTUM may have forgiven you, but I haven't, and I never will because these fans may actively commend sexual assault, explosions, and arson here in the land of Elite; I don't. I resent you for what you got away with uncondemned, and I promise you, lay a finger on QUANTUM again, that'll be the last thing you'll ever do in life. You crossed a line and went after my family, and for that, you will pay.
["You failed to conquer a woman I slaughtered in my debut match" – Andre Walker ]
W1LH3LM: Get off your high horse pal. Here you go again exaggerating and inflating your shock value like you're the 'shit' when in reality, you're not. Did you suffer some sort of brain damage during your match with KAS3Y? There were many times where KAS3Y had in the bag, but a fairly contested battle is your definition of a slaughter. I'd like to see what school you attended because you shouldn't be so fixated on how I've failed myself. You should be fixated on how the New York school system failed you horribly. LIKE, FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "SLAUGHTER" AND "CUTTING HEADS OFF." I may have not succeeded on my EAW premiere, but if you had taken the research, I was in cruise control for a majority of the tag team match before that mentally undeveloped fuckface, H3V3L, fucked it up. But, you just can't resist lying. You desperately want JAYLN GARC1A's EAW New Breed Championship to lay squarely on your shoulders. You think that lying to yourself is going to help you in the long run, but I assure you, when you step up to me, your hand isn't going to be raised in victory, it's going to be repeatedly slamming down onto the mat as your squirm in pain to the '6IX-CLUTCH'. It's as easy as that, and I'll do the same to JUST1C3. As a matter of fact, I'll lock you both in the '6IX-CLUTCH' simultaneously! I think that's possible. Either way, it won't matter because regardless of what transpires at Gateway To Glory, the result will remain the same. The fine Stephie Love will announce…
( W1LH3LM jumps up, grabs QUANTUM by the legs and uses him like a microphone. )
W1LH3LM (in a high-pitched Stephie Love-like voice): HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AAAAAAANNNNDDD NEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO JAYLN GARC1A'S EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP….. W11111LLLLLH3333LLLLLLMMMMMMM…..
( He places him softly down back in front of the steering wheel and gets back to his seat. )
W1LH3LM: It's not a new sound as we’ve heard it before. The two elitists I've been able to defeat can tell you from experience from when they were sulking on the ground while Stephie assuringly roared my winning name while the victory trumpets and drums rumbled in the background. I love how you downplay my conquests of the RYAN W1LZ0N and 3DD13 T3RR1AL levels and act like your victories were any more impressive. I'm not looking to burn any bridges and boil anyone's pot right now, but honestly, look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself: "Am I any better than W1LH3LM?" The cold, harsh fact is that you aren't. You aren't the uncrowned champion, and you most certainly aren't going to be a newly-crowned champion anytime soon with that self-serving mindset of yours. As an addition to that, you're fucking oblivious on the content you're bringing to the table. I see a lot of talking and a whole lot of nothing. How on Earth, in your words, did I not learn from my shortcomings? I dead-ass squandered three first impressions in a row and recovered from them with two wins in a row, and you had a front-row seat to one of them. Making the current "Showdown General Manager" submit to the '6IX-CLUTCH' has got to hold some weight around these parts! Meanwhile, you're here bragging about vanquishing bigoted racist. Just like how JUST1N said, do you want a cookie? Do you want a fuckin' participation trophy because your botched attempts at discrediting my legitimacy before Gateway to Glory are as horrendous as PLAYBO1 KART1's verse in "PAIN 1993". Sit your ass down and let the real artists talk.
( While W1LH3LM finishes his sentence, "Toosie Slide" by DRAK3 finally begins to play from his Amazon Echo speakers. )
W1LH3LM: AYYYY!! YOU GOT IT WORKING!! LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THIS QUANTUM.
[ AL3XA – DRAK3: It go, right foot up, left foot slide ]
( It prompts W1LH3LM to get off his seat and start dancing with QUANTUM. He moves his feet and slides to the rhythm and lyrics of the popular song while making his way towards the camera. He retrieves the video card from out of the device and approaches the birdcage. )
[ AL3XA – DRAK3: Don't you wanna dance with me? No? I could dance like M1CHA3L JACKZ0N. I could give you thug passion. ]
( He unlatches the birdcage and attaches the small video file to DW1GHT. He screams at it, cueing the pigeon to start soaring away from the bird and presumably towards its owner, UK3A MARST0N. W1LH3LM continues to wild out in the cabin with QUANTUM as the video fades to black. )
**PLOP**
( W1LH3LM screams as it seems like QUANTUM accidentally plummeted into the deep ocean waters. The video ends with W1LH3LM hyperventilating against the edge of the yacht. )
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( It prompts W1LH3LM to get off his seat and start dancing with QUANTUM. He moves his feet and slides to the rhythm and lyrics of the popular song while making his way towards the camera. He retrieves the video card from out of the device and approaches the birdcage. )
[ AL3XA – DRAK3: Don't you wanna dance with me? No? I could dance like M1CHA3L JACKZ0N. I could give you thug passion. ]
( He unlatches the birdcage and attaches the small video file to DW1GHT. He screams at it, cueing the pigeon to start soaring away from the bird and presumably towards its owner, UK3A MARST0N. W1LH3LM continues to wild out in the cabin with QUANTUM as the video fades to black. )
**PLOP**
( W1LH3LM screams as it seems like QUANTUM accidentally plummeted into the deep ocean waters. The video ends with W1LH3LM hyperventilating against the edge of the yacht. )
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