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Finally. Finally, after two long years, the Interwire Title is back where it belongs, and that’s with me. Honestly, it’s been so long, I almost forgot the perks that came with being a champion. Now, I can eat with this thing, I can shower with it, I can brush my teeth with it over my shoulder, I can sleep next to it in my California King Bed. Hell, I can even host watch parties, which I did for Road to Redemption night two. Just me, my couch, and this title. It’s good to be Interwire Champion, but it’s even greater to know that I can now rub this in all your faces. See, for the two years it took me to win this title back, everyone has had their fun, and their jokes at my expense. But tell me, who’s the one laughing now? Not any of you, that’s for sure, because you all just ate your words. Be honest, no one expected me to get to this point, especially not for a second time, but in spite of that, I did. I did, and I can now finally have a reign that I deserve with this championship, one that I am content with, one that is talked about for years to come, and one that makes The Kaiser himself proud, despite the fact he is laid up in a hospital bed right now. But that is all thanks to Jamie O’Hara, who got a sliver of what he deserves at Road to Redemption, being left laying. But he’s not the only one who got what they deserved at Road to Redemption. No, there’s a whole list. Of course, me standing here as your Interwire Champion. But then there’s people like Bronson Daniels, he never deserved to be World Champion, so I’m glad that wrong has been righted. I’m glad that TLA lost his Hardcore Championship, and also his shot at the World Championship. I’m glad that Kassidy Heart no longer has two titles. 
Life is so good right now, I barely have any complaints, but… unfortunately, there is one. After winning the Interwire Title, you’d think I’d be allowed some time to rest, and close my year out on a high note. But I get word that EAW wants me competing at some event called Noche De Violencia. …why? Why put me in a position to risk injury? Better yet, why put me in a triple threat match, one where I don’t even have to get pinned in order to lose? The decisions in this company baffle me at times, but this one, I can sorta get. I understand the appeal of seeing the Interwire, Hardcore, and Specialists Champion going at it to prove who’s best. But not when the Interwire Champion is me, because at that point, I have nothing to prove. Everyone knows I stand head and shoulders above my competition. The “competition” that is Roberto De La Rosa, and Bea Valentine.
Roberto, the two of us rubbed shoulders a lot over on Showdown, but it always ended the same way. With me standing over you. But then there’s Bea Valentine. We haven’t rubbed shoulders at all yet. Actually, we haven’t even been properly introduced to one another either. Hi, I’m Ronan Malosi, not “Mooloozi,” Malosi. In case you’re unaware, I’m the guy that’s scored wins over Bronson Daniels, Jake Smith, POTARA, Xander Payne, and now Theron Nikolas… twice this season. But I’m also six-foot-eight… and interested. I’m interested in possibly getting to know you better, because after all, I do like blondes. Besides, I can already sense us building some chemistry together. I know flirting, and it’s obvious that’s what you’re doing. The whole mispronouncing my name thing? Classic! Even down to the playful banter. I mean, you don’t honestly think that I’ll never play a “leading role,” right? Considering that’s all I did over on Showdown, and what I’m doing on Dynasty right now. If so, you’re really living up to that stereotype about blondes. Ya know, the one about being dumb. But I know you’re better than that, so I’ll take the comment in stride. Look, I’ll even keep things cordial, because I’m a nice guy. So, congrats! Congrats on ending Milli Banks’ title reign at House of Glass. For the first time in your career here, you are a champion. Feels good, right? You’ve even got a name for the title. You’ve dubbed it “Gloria.” That’s cute. But following Noche De Violencia, I fear for Gloria’s reputation, because she’s going to look real inferior to my Interwire Championship. Sorry, babe, but once the bell rings, I’m not gonna go easy. I’m gonna do any and everything I can to win. Which involves putting this big brain of mine to good use, and if I’m wrong, if you really are a dumb blonde, then that makes things easier for me. Regardless, one way or another, I will walk out victorious. But hey, I hope there’s no hard feelings, because I’d still love to take you out to dinner afterwards. But then there’s Roberto. First of all, shoutout Luis De La Rosa. But second of all, as mentioned earlier, my record against him is perfect, whether that be in singles or tag team action, so there is no doubt in my mind that that’ll extend over to triple threat action as well. But cool your jets, Roberto. Don’t think for one second I’m at all overlooking you, because I understand that a lot has changed since then. I mean, you’re a Champion now, which is a big step up from your never ending rivalry against Abel Atami. You’ve even added a few new members to La Familia. Your latest one being Brianna Hill, who helped you win that title to begin with. I can’t wait to see who you add next. Maybe a neighbor, your mailman? I mean, La Familia extends invites to anybody, which goes to show it’s not that exclusive of a group, now is it?
But you know what is? Andre Walker’s inner circle. See, that is exclusive to a very small number of people. But Ronan Malosi is one of those people. I am the last man that Andre Walker publicly endorsed before his injury, and as you can see, I’m making sure he doesn’t regret it. With this title over my shoulder, I’m growing into my role as the new Kaiser perfectly. Which means, even with the time that has passed, I still find myself in a better spot than you. Down to the titles we hold. Because I’m Intewire Champion, and you're… you’re Hardcore Champion. Notice the difference? I represent the best of pro wrestling, and you represent the worst of it. You represent hardcore wrestling, which is something that any idiot can do in their backyard, long as they have a ladder, long as they have a chair, long as they have a garbage can. Get a camera, and they can put it up on Youtube as well. They can get views by shortening their life spans, and making absolute fools out of themselves. But it makes sense that Roberto is Hardcore Champion of all things, because as I said, any idiot can do it, and he’s no different. All you have to do is know how to use a weapon, or in his case, have a contract on standby that you can cash in anytime you want. Sure, it made you champion, but who's to say you’re not a paper champion? You’re definitely not a proven champion like me, who has won this title twice now in straight up singles matches, tying me for a record with the most reigns of this Interwire Championship. But this isn’t about me, this is about you, and I reckon you find this match a bit vital for you to win, because this an opportunity to break free from that paper champion narrative, to silence any doubters you may have early on. But you’re not gonna do that. Not while my name is attached to this match. You’re gonna have to find someone else to prove yourself at their expense. Because look at the graphic, that says it all. You’ll find me front and center, because I am the one thing that people should pay attention to in this match. I am the thoroughbred horse that everyone should be betting on. Because no one else in this match has my size, has my strength, has my brains, has my anything. Come Noche De Violencia, I am going to prove that there are levels to this game, and neither of you are on level with the Interwire Champion. Then going into the new year, everyone on Dynasty meets that same harsh reality as well. Theron was just the first.
Life is so good right now, I barely have any complaints, but… unfortunately, there is one. After winning the Interwire Title, you’d think I’d be allowed some time to rest, and close my year out on a high note. But I get word that EAW wants me competing at some event called Noche De Violencia. …why? Why put me in a position to risk injury? Better yet, why put me in a triple threat match, one where I don’t even have to get pinned in order to lose? The decisions in this company baffle me at times, but this one, I can sorta get. I understand the appeal of seeing the Interwire, Hardcore, and Specialists Champion going at it to prove who’s best. But not when the Interwire Champion is me, because at that point, I have nothing to prove. Everyone knows I stand head and shoulders above my competition. The “competition” that is Roberto De La Rosa, and Bea Valentine.Roberto, the two of us rubbed shoulders a lot over on Showdown, but it always ended the same way. With me standing over you. But then there’s Bea Valentine. We haven’t rubbed shoulders at all yet. Actually, we haven’t even been properly introduced to one another either. Hi, I’m Ronan Malosi, not “Mooloozi,” Malosi. In case you’re unaware, I’m the guy that’s scored wins over Bronson Daniels, Jake Smith, POTARA, Xander Payne, and now Theron Nikolas… twice this season. But I’m also six-foot-eight… and interested. I’m interested in possibly getting to know you better, because after all, I do like blondes. Besides, I can already sense us building some chemistry together. I know flirting, and it’s obvious that’s what you’re doing. The whole mispronouncing my name thing? Classic! Even down to the playful banter. I mean, you don’t honestly think that I’ll never play a “leading role,” right? Considering that’s all I did over on Showdown, and what I’m doing on Dynasty right now. If so, you’re really living up to that stereotype about blondes. Ya know, the one about being dumb. But I know you’re better than that, so I’ll take the comment in stride. Look, I’ll even keep things cordial, because I’m a nice guy. So, congrats! Congrats on ending Milli Banks’ title reign at House of Glass. For the first time in your career here, you are a champion. Feels good, right? You’ve even got a name for the title. You’ve dubbed it “Gloria.” That’s cute. But following Noche De Violencia, I fear for Gloria’s reputation, because she’s going to look real inferior to my Interwire Championship. Sorry, babe, but once the bell rings, I’m not gonna go easy. I’m gonna do any and everything I can to win. Which involves putting this big brain of mine to good use, and if I’m wrong, if you really are a dumb blonde, then that makes things easier for me. Regardless, one way or another, I will walk out victorious. But hey, I hope there’s no hard feelings, because I’d still love to take you out to dinner afterwards. But then there’s Roberto. First of all, shoutout Luis De La Rosa. But second of all, as mentioned earlier, my record against him is perfect, whether that be in singles or tag team action, so there is no doubt in my mind that that’ll extend over to triple threat action as well. But cool your jets, Roberto. Don’t think for one second I’m at all overlooking you, because I understand that a lot has changed since then. I mean, you’re a Champion now, which is a big step up from your never ending rivalry against Abel Atami. You’ve even added a few new members to La Familia. Your latest one being Brianna Hill, who helped you win that title to begin with. I can’t wait to see who you add next. Maybe a neighbor, your mailman? I mean, La Familia extends invites to anybody, which goes to show it’s not that exclusive of a group, now is it?
But you know what is? Andre Walker’s inner circle. See, that is exclusive to a very small number of people. But Ronan Malosi is one of those people. I am the last man that Andre Walker publicly endorsed before his injury, and as you can see, I’m making sure he doesn’t regret it. With this title over my shoulder, I’m growing into my role as the new Kaiser perfectly. Which means, even with the time that has passed, I still find myself in a better spot than you. Down to the titles we hold. Because I’m Intewire Champion, and you're… you’re Hardcore Champion. Notice the difference? I represent the best of pro wrestling, and you represent the worst of it. You represent hardcore wrestling, which is something that any idiot can do in their backyard, long as they have a ladder, long as they have a chair, long as they have a garbage can. Get a camera, and they can put it up on Youtube as well. They can get views by shortening their life spans, and making absolute fools out of themselves. But it makes sense that Roberto is Hardcore Champion of all things, because as I said, any idiot can do it, and he’s no different. All you have to do is know how to use a weapon, or in his case, have a contract on standby that you can cash in anytime you want. Sure, it made you champion, but who's to say you’re not a paper champion? You’re definitely not a proven champion like me, who has won this title twice now in straight up singles matches, tying me for a record with the most reigns of this Interwire Championship. But this isn’t about me, this is about you, and I reckon you find this match a bit vital for you to win, because this an opportunity to break free from that paper champion narrative, to silence any doubters you may have early on. But you’re not gonna do that. Not while my name is attached to this match. You’re gonna have to find someone else to prove yourself at their expense. Because look at the graphic, that says it all. You’ll find me front and center, because I am the one thing that people should pay attention to in this match. I am the thoroughbred horse that everyone should be betting on. Because no one else in this match has my size, has my strength, has my brains, has my anything. Come Noche De Violencia, I am going to prove that there are levels to this game, and neither of you are on level with the Interwire Champion. Then going into the new year, everyone on Dynasty meets that same harsh reality as well. Theron was just the first.
