MATCH PROMO oh yeah and to the rest of you losers i guess [grand rampage pt. 14]

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Well, the week has finally come to an end. We are finally moments away until the start of Grand Rampage weekend officially begins, and truthfully, I am glad for that. I am tired as hell. I am exhausted. I am annoyed. I am frustrated and I am pissed off and all rightfully so. A lot of people have pulled bullshit throughout the week and I have done the same thing, but like I have said time and time again, it is all at least with meaning and actual worth to it, that is something that I will forever hold my faith to. That when I say something, it shows actual meaning to it. When I say something, it shows actual worth to it, time and time again when I step foot in front of this camera I know that even if I am just talking some fuckin’ nonsense, it is still going to end up making sense because I am a truther. Above all else, I am the one who will continue to speak the truth no matter what and that is something that I will forever hold some pride in. Grand Rampage is a big week, it means that we are finally on the path to Pain for Pride 17 and throughout this whole entire week, I have had interactions with a lot of motherfuckers, a whole lot of motherfuckers. From Akari Kiyoko, to Cody Maverick, to ARIA, to Bronson Daniels and Jake Smith, to Cameron Ella Ava and Ms. Extreme whoever it may be. We continued to go at it throughout the week but there is a specific amount of Elitists, ten to be exact, who I haven’t been able to get to just yet, who I haven’t been able to reach throughout this week, whether it is because they haven’t interacted with me, or they have hardly posted videos throughout this whole entire week and before we head into the weekend I am going to decide to touch on them and let them know how I am feeling about their chances heading into this match this week.

Starting with you, Luis De La Rosa. Honestly, you haven’t even spoken up for shit throughout this whole entire week so I see absolutely zero reason as to why I should be giving you any sort of attention to begin with, but because you are one of the ten Elitists who I have not yet given my two cents on just yet, I will give you it anyways. With that being said, you don’t stand a chance in this match, you don’t stand a fucking chance. You had been carried from the very moment that you debuted here in EAW by your La Familia of yours and knowing that PERSEPHONE of all people fucking melts over you and simps for you is not the flex that you would think it is. You are for sure to be one of the first ten Elitists gone from this match point blank period and there is not a goddamn thing that you are going to even be able to do about it. You are going to come into this match and you are going to be out of this match within what, ten, five, two minutes? That is all it takes. You are one of the weakest Elitists on Voltage. One of those that nobody really gives a fuck about. You should be lucky that you have been put in the matches that you have been in and you have been given the opportunities that you really didn’t deserve, whether it was a slot in the King of Elite tournament (even though you went out in the first right) because Voltage didn’t have any names to fill the tournament so they had to throw you in there, your match at the Christmas show when you faced Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts of all people, your match at King of Elite marquee event and now the Grand Rampage match. Only problem is you’re going to fumble every last chance that you get. As soon as you are in you’re going to be thrown out of this match and that’s all there is to it.

AJ Redding you are in the same exact position as Luis De La Rosa with the fact that you are simply in here to fill the slots as much as possible for this Grand Rampage match, a newbie to the company and someone who is just starting here on Voltage and in EAW in general and yet someone who I’m sure thinks he wants and maybe even thinks he needs to win this match just as much as everyone else. It doesn’t really work like that. At least unlike Luis, you have put some effort into your performance this week. Three promos to be exact, but they are promos nonetheless. That is something to be proud of, knowing that you are going to be a complete afterthought. It’s a start. It’s a start here in EAW and maybe as you continue to learn about this company and you continue to learn of the ins and the outs you will be able to grow better. Do I doubt it will happen? Well yes, but that is just because the recent crop of new Elitists here in EAW has not been worth shit and have come and gone quicker than Ronan Malosi tapped out to an ankle lock. To put it lightly, don’t be disappointed that you don’t win this match. In fact? Don’t be disappointed if you don’t even have a good performance in this match. No one's expecting that out of you. No one is expecting you to really do anything. They’re just expecting you to show up and be gone in record time and you know what, for someone who is just starting out here in Elite Answers Wrestling, that is completely fine and nothing to be ashamed of. I know that you think you want to win this match, I know that you think you need to win this match, but believe me when I say it that no one really cares about what you have to say. Everyone starts somewhere, and you’re getting a big opportunity to showcase yourself in this match, don’t take it for granted.

Mia Santoro, however, the same can not be said about you. You have been here since what, the beginning of the season? It’s almost been a year since you made your debut here in EAW? And you have had some pretty big matches for yourself, have had an undeserved Specialist Championship match that we all knew you were going to lose in the first place. Truthfully, I am glad that I got your little bitch of a boyfriend all worked up throughout this week, but I can’t send the same settlement to you, because you are going to be the one holding him back to begin with. He can’t hold you back if you could never even reach the level he performs on to begin with. You’re just going to be an ankle biter, someone who keeps him distracted as his career continues to go to fucking shit and that is something that is honestly really fucking funny to watch occur since the same thing once happened to me with my old partner who I managed to get rid of and dumped before she did any permanent damage to my career. You’ve also had a very unimpressive run in the Grand Rampage match this week, one that no one will remember, one that people won’t go home about. You aren’t going to do any better within the match in itself when you enter that ring because it just doesn’t work like that and it was never going to work like that. You don’t need to tryhard like an ARIA, or like a Ryan Wilson, but you need to put some work into this, you need to put some work here, you need to let people know our motives and why you want, or why you need to win this match and then you need to back it all up. You can’t back shit up if you barely even speak on the matter. You are a lost cause this week as far as I’m concerned Mia, someone that I don’t really give a fuck about to begin with. Good luck though.

Kirk Redwood. We actually have some history with each other in this company, including Pain for Pride 15 when yourself and Solomon Stane ruined my first ever Pain for Pride, managed to retain the Unified Tag Team Championships against myself and the bitch of a partner that I had at that time. A couple of months removed from that and a lot of things ended up changing drastically and we ended up beating the two of you anyway proving that you never really compared to me to begin with. Now we are a year or two removed from all of that, and now look at us. You are getting title shots, I am getting fuck all, yet I am still better than you in every way, shape, and form, and there is not a goddamn thing that you can say in denial to that. You know I am better than you. And much like everyone else who I am talking to within this promo, you barely put in the effort this week and now you are going to end up paying the price for that when this all comes to an end. Grand Rampage isn’t going to be your week. Truthfully, no week was ever going to be your week. Truthfully, you were never going to make it anywhere here in EAW and now it seems like Solomon Stane is doing more than you ever could, Solomon Stane is actually making it places. I mean, being able to compete for the Answers World Championship, now he is facing Dr. Bethany Blue and Adam Lucas. The price to pay for success for your old buddy was completely ditching you and you know what? I understand. You were just holding him back and now look at what he is doing. I mean he still fucking sucks and doesn’t compare to me but he’s doing good for himself. You won’t be though. You are going to be eliminated from this match as soon as you enter and that’s all there is to it. You are simply a freak suffering from failure. Fucking embarrasing.

Hans Grayson, we don’t have much history with each other, besides one match. Grand Rampage last year. When we were both competing in this same exact match, and do you know what ended up happening in the end? I eliminated you. I threw you over the top rope, and I sent your ass packing. And you know, I which I could say that maybe things would be different this week, that you would be showing up, and you would be showing out, and proving to the whole entire world just how far you have grown since last year and even since you lost the New Breed Championship but I think if you have proven anything, anything at all, it’s that the New Breed Championship really is nothing more than your glass ceiling here in Elite Answers Wrestling, and maybe when I go out of my way to eliminate you once again this year, you are going to go on to winning that championship once again because that is all of which you are truthfully good for. I wish I could say I wasn’t disappointed. But I am. I was expecting better from you. I was expecting some heat from the Fire Heart. But all we got was this mediocre performance that will translate to an even more mediocre performance within the match in itself when you make your way out to the ring this weekend. How are you going to let BRAE do better than you? How are you going to let Cody Maverick do better than you? Fucking hell, how are you going to let Jay Jerry Johnson do better than you, the same man who you literally beat a couple of weeks ago at the Operation: Doomsday event? It's just embarrassing. It’s disappointing. I mean, good luck to you nonetheless? As if that is really going to fucking matter in the end when you go out just as quick as you got in in the first place and you more than likely end up being one of the first ten Elitists eliminated from the match in general really.

Ronan Malosi! I honestly don’t know how you managed to do it, but after a successful Interwire Championship reign, and losing it when it was all going so well for you, I thought you would be angry at the world, I thought you would be pissed off, I thought you would take your anger out on anyone and everyone who get in your way, but that isn’t actually what you did. You turned a new leaf. You went toward the, what do you call it, #MalosiMindset? It is kinda impressive to be putting out positivity like you have out into the world even though no one deserves an ounce of your artificial kindness! Truly, Ronan Malosi is just too good for this world. Anyway, I know you haven’t spoken much throughout this week, I know you haven’t really done anyone of note, and you know what, maybe that is okay, because unlike the other Elitists who I have mentioned and spoke to in this promo, you at least have some shit to your name, you are a great Elitist, someone who can go long of ways here in EAW if he stops making himself the butt of the joke everywhere he goes. But you haven’t been putting in that work like I have this week. You haven’t been putting in the work throwing your name into the hat, with the list of other names who have been preaching about how they deserve to win this match, how they need to win this match, how they want to win this match, whatever it may be. You just haven’t. So I’m sure you’re out there donating to charities, being a good help all around the world and giving people the positivity to fill their miserable lives which is just why you have been so busy here but after all of this time, all of that work you have been putting into other matters, it simply won’t do you any good, it won’t bring you any success. In fact, it’ll decline you of your chance at main eventing Pain for Pride, if anything.

Scott Diamond, in all honesty, and full transparency, I'm not even really surprised that you haven't really done anything. I'm not surprised that you haven't put in the work. It feels like time is ticking for you. It feels like your career is really starting to dwindle down here in Elite Answers Wrestling. After everything you have done in such a short amount of time after you have returned it comes to an end even quicker and honestly, if that’s how it’s going to be then so be it. If you're just hanging on by a thread hoping to get to Pain for Pride so you can end the season right before you ultimately dip and call it a career then I wouldn't be surprised and I'm sure no one else around here would mind it. If anything, I can understand. I can understand just as to why you'd want to finally call it quits after what has been a great career. I just wish you maybe would have put some more effort into the end, I wish that maybe even after all of this time you would've given us a good performance in this match that we can remember and we can all look back fondly on after your career comes to an end, but at the end of the day it is what it is. You can't do much about it. You can't do much about your motivation. You can't do much about not wanting to be here anymore. And I'm sure you'd like to deny it, I'm sure you'd say that I'm wrong, that you still have a whole lot more in the tank before you truly call it quits but come on now, just don't do that. Keep it real with us. Let us know how it's and how it is going to go. Trust me we'll all understand. We'll all understand why you feel that way. I just don't want to see you go so fast in this match this weekend… well, I kind of do want to see it happen. It'd be really funny.

Can’t say the same about you, Terry Chambers. Literally just got back to this company and you are already stinking up the place with your mediocre performances thinking that no one will notice. Well we see it. You took out PJ Hendrx, as well as a whole lot of others at Reasonable Doubt because you thought he cost you the Blind Faith tag team match and now we may not see them ever again and yet after all of this time, you are having one of the worst performances of this whole fucking match. Where is the intensity? Where is the passion? Where is the motivation? This has seemingly been the story of your career BEFORE your retirement and now it is the story of your career even AFTER the fact that you decided to make a return when no one else wanted you back. It’s just sad. It’s very fucking sad. I am sick of people like you coming back thinking that you can halfass every performance that is put in front of you to be taken seriously and still end up getting praise, still end up getting championship matches, still end up getting opportunities. I’m glad no one sees that with you however. Everyone knows that you should’ve just stayed gone. You should’ve stayed away. No one wanted you back. No one wanted you here. You’re here to collect a nice little payday and in the process you are taking away from the people who have actually earned this shit, you are taking away from the people who deserve this shit, you are taking away from the people who have worked their asses of seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days a year and it is something that i am personally fucking sick of. So when you enter the Grand Rampage match, just know Terry that I am after your fraudulent head and I am going to make sure that in a mere second, your chances of winning this match are blown out of the water by one knee to break your fucking jaw, bitch.

Final two people who I have yet to speak on this week, starting with you, Daryl Kinkade. Now, at least with the final two people who I need to speak about, they have actually given material to others, have been putting in that work, and have been posting promos. Well, you were at least. The other was bitching and moaning throughout the entire week. You see Daryl, we’ve had our issues in the past. I know you were trying to take credit for separating Ayu and I like I didn’t ditch her a year after that ever even happened in the first place and you didn’t even put a single fucking dent in our relationship. What I also know is that I have beaten you before. What I know as well is that you have never beaten me. It makes this so much more interesting. I know that you are now working together with Halsey and Pandora, two women who I respect, two women whom I adore, two women who mean everything to me, but you? I don’t have that same kind of respect for. I kind of just think you are mid. And I wish that they stayed as far away from you as humanly possible but at the end of the day I’m not here to influence their decision that they want to make and I guess no one could stop the British Invasion from truly happening. So congratulations. You found yourself some back up. Won’t help you this week though. Won’t help you in the Grand Rampage match. I know Jon Kelton is probably going to be at your head. I know ARIA is probably going to be at your head. And shit, I can’t blame them. I can’t believe I just said that. You have been putting in a good effort this week, too bad it isn’t going to get you anywhere when it’s all said and done, too bad it isn’t going to get you what you want. It isn’t going to lead you anywhere but the pit of failure in which you’ll forever reside.

And lastly, I’ve name dropped him quite a fucking lot throughout this week and have made mention about how we are two completely different people and yet someone likes to compare us and group us in the same category as one another even though that doesn’t even come close to being correct. Jack Ripley, I know you have probably heard what I’ve said about you, I know you’ve seen what Cameron has had to say about the both of us, and I wanted to say, at least I’m still fucking looking for a better cause, at least I’m still looking to turn my fortune around, at least I’m not sitting around bitching about how this match is unfair to me and how I don’t stand a chance at winning. That is all you. Now do I think I have been screwed out of opportunities? Do I think I deserve shots at championships? The opportunity to be a champion? And have I been ‘complaining’ about that this whole entire week? Yeah I have, and rightfully so. Nothing has been going my way either. But I’m not like you. I’m not failing every single fucking time that I am given an opportunity. Because I’m not given opportunities point blank period. If I were to be given an opportunity for once in my career, things would be going so much easier for me. But you are given one every other month and you lose, and you lose, and you lose again, and you lose some more, and that continues to repeat over and over again, that continues to go on and on so you know what? You can fuck off with your defeated mentaility as you have pissed off enough people in this match by quite simply acting like a fucking loser, but it’s okay. At least you know you aren’t going to win this match and you aren’t going to even bother trying to do so. You can hang it up eventually, just know that. You don’t have to stick around. You can sit at home and get that paycheck of yours.

So that is it. That is everyone in this match. I have responded to the best of the best that resides amongst the field of the Grand Rampage match, as well as the worst of the worst who should have never been given the opportunity to be in this match in the first place. I have spoken to those who actually make sense and I have spoken to complete and utter idiots who don’t know what the fuck they are saying. I have spoken to losers and I have spoken to winners. This week was hectic. It was exhausting. But I’m glad that it is finally coming to an end and we are coming closer to the weekend, where this match will finally end up taking place. That is all I really needed to say, this is going to be the last you hear of me before the big match, so just cherish it.

I’m out.
 

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