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@Andre Walker

from one wrestling genius to one brain-dead degenerate, I have a piece of advice for you and your chum-bucket buddy. stay the fuck down.

p.s if you decide to be stupid and go to the top buckle. Reminder that what comes up, must go down. :)

yours truly,
the conqueror of carnival acts.

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@Andre Walker

from one wrestling genius to one brain-dead degenerate, I have a piece of advice for you and your chum-bucket buddy. stay the fuck down.

p.s if you decide to be stupid and go to the top buckle. Reminder that what comes up, must go down. :)

yours truly,
the conqueror of carnival acts.

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can u even go to the top rope
 
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I'm saying! This morbidly obese fuck can barely make it to the ring without exhausting half his energy for the match.

you're talking about a "morbidly obese fuck" who's accomplished more than you have in your entire life. if you and that lesbian had done your research, then you would know that I have done many high-risk maneuvers in my career. Fuck, I beat @Ryan Wilson with a 450 2 years back to earn an opportunity a championship (4 which I successfully used 2 months into my EAW career at payne for pride. ) that a competitor as yourself is struggling to win. i would suggest you practice what you did before you decided to drop your last-minute dagger, and that is silence cuz trust me when i say this. it's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and actually prove it.
 

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Can y’all stfu about being lizards
you're talking about a "morbidly obese fuck" who's accomplished more than you have in your entire life. if you and that lesbian had done your research, then you would know that I have done many high-risk maneuvers in my career. Fuck, I beat @Ryan Wilson with a 450 2 years back to earn an opportunity a championship (4 which I successfully used 2 months into my EAW career at payne for pride. ) that a competitor as yourself is struggling to win. i would suggest you practice what you did before you decided to drop your last-minute dagger, and that is silence cuz trust me when i say this. it's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and actually prove it.
Better then some of the promos you been doing the past 3 months
 

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Better then some of the promos you been doing the past 3 months
At least Xander is able to back his words up. You want the best example of stupid? Look no further than @Ronan Malosi

Trust me, I wish I could trade him for a dirty jockstrap because after Territorial Invasion he won't be worth more than that.
 

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you're talking about a "morbidly obese fuck" who's accomplished more than you have in your entire life. if you and that lesbian had done your research, then you would know that I have done many high-risk maneuvers in my career. Fuck, I beat @Ryan Wilson with a 450 2 years back to earn an opportunity a championship (4 which I successfully used 2 months into my EAW career at payne for pride. ) that a competitor as yourself is struggling to win.
wow. wrestling rings are stronger than i thought
 
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you're talking about a "morbidly obese fuck" who's accomplished more than you have in your entire life. if you and that lesbian had done your research, then you would know that I have done many high-risk maneuvers in my career. Fuck, I beat @Ryan Wilson with a 450 2 years back to earn an opportunity a championship (4 which I successfully used 2 months into my EAW career at payne for pride. ) that a competitor as yourself is struggling to win. i would suggest you practice what you did before you decided to drop your last-minute dagger, and that is silence cuz trust me when i say this. it's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and actually prove it.

stop doing acid.
 
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congrats goat @Andre Walker on a truly.. truly... truly hard fought victory.. Also, apparently you think the Earth is flat? The fuck is up with you?
 

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its friday. you know what that means.
 

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r u trying to get me on showdown stop kissing my ass
 

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He just supports anyone that's not Maxwell, sad. Nobody is going to kiss yo fat ass
 

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He just supports anyone that's not Maxwell, sad. Nobody is going to kiss yo fat ass

question. have u checked on your buddy maxipad lately? dunno where he at.
 

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I ain't no Insurrection member, go ask Limmy or Jake you sily goose
 

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