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Let me just do the basic bitch new year thing real quick. Well it's a new year, and a NEW ME! Or whatever the fuck. Look last year fucking sucked. Nothing I did worked, and it pisses me off. Some could say that I had up's and downs, but the majority to me, felt like downs. I had title matches; and lost every single one. Hikari and I made up, and got IDOL-GUN back together, and it hasn't gone the way I want it to. Even Road to Redemption was just a huge shitstorm. Honestly, I'm not sure where to go now. Can I trust Hikari? I want to, I love her. Not many people really understand that. There aren't many people that I like in this world, let alone love, but Hikari is my favorite person. You can try to poke holes into that by bringing up what happened between us, but our bond can never be broken. Sure, she's been letting me down a lot lately, like, a lot, but I still believe in her. Just like you motherfuckers still believe in me, riiiiigght? So when we right this ship, and come out the other side better than we ever have before, you can all say that you were there from the very beginning. We don't have bandwagon fans, because nobody is jumping off this fucking ship. There's nothing to jump off of, because it is perfectly floating, and we will all make the destination in due time, just fucking relax. I don't know what's next for us. I don't know what's going to happen this week, next week, a few months from now, I don't know. I wish I had all the answers, but clearly, and hold onto your seats for this shocking reveal, but I'm just a human like all the rest of you. I know, it's shocking. I eat, drink, breathe, piss, shit, and cum like the rest of you. Kinda feels dirty to say, but I have emotions. I have feelings, and no matter what I may show to the outside world; no matter how cool, calm, and collected I always seem even in the darkest of times, sometimes... I'm not so calm. So I would be lying right now if I told you I didn't have some worries about what's happening, but if there is anything that makes Miku, Miku, it's her unwavering ability to believe in herself. Look at all the time that I've landed on my feet, I'm a fucking cat in this bitch! So, if adjustments need to be made because the current situation isn't holding up, then I'm willing to do whatever. I don't know what that means quite yet... But, I guess we'll find out together.
As I said I can only take this one week at a time, and I'm not going to be looking forward past anything at all. I mean how could I? At this point I can't see clearly enough to know what direction I'm even going. The only thing I can see, is what is directly in front of me, and what is directly in front of me, is Nikki Kimura. Now you may be asking yourself, who the fuck is Nikki Kimura, and honestly, who could possibly blame you for asking the question? There is so many randoms that just pop up in EAW, it's hard to keep track of the never-ending revolving door of uselessness just waltzing on in. But no, this one, I can give you some information on. It's another one of these Japanese joshi's that followed IDOL-GUN here. I mean she moved to America when she was 6 or some shit, but I'm sure she saw a tarot card reader, and knew when it was she needed to make her move to EAW. Cuz like, if anyone knows anything, it's that IDOL-GUN, it's that we made Japanese wrestlers hot in EAW. Didn't you notice the influx of Japanese talent that showed up here? Like it was so obvious that they wanted to strike when the iron was hot. But Nikki, what exactly have you accomplished in your time here? It's been more than half a year at this point yeah? No titles? No accomplishments? Sad, couldn't be me. It seems like you continue to have all this confidence even though you continue to lose. So I wonder, where does all this confidence come from? How can one go from losing a title match in the Elimination Chamber, turn around right away, getting a shot to be the number one contender to the National Elite Championship, and just fall flat on her face yet again, still feel confident? It's because of me isn't it? You know who to look up to, and you know how to carry yourself. Well, I can't say that I blame you. I also can't say that it isn't a wise decision. That is exactly what you have to do to be successful here. Look up to Miku Sakai, do what Miku Sakai does, and just follow my career path. Sure, I might be down right now, but I'm not out! IDOL-GUN is back better than ever! Back like we never left! And you my little simpy simp Nikki, you won't be disappointed. I know you're a fan, you followed me during my time in that uber-famous idol group. You had all the posters, you had all the music, you had the plushie, you were a fan. You believed in me then, and I can guarantee that the faith you put in me, will not go in vain. It's the little people, people like you, that make me realize just why I do this. This isn't for me! This is for you. My success is your success! So I appreciate your sacrifice to Miku Sakai. I appreciate you raising your hand, and volunteering to get your ass beat for the sake of Miku Sakai. Your contributions aren't going unnoticed. One day, you might get to a point where you can be like me! I don't know when that is exactly, because you keep fucking losing, so... You know it's hard to say. But keep at it kid, one day, you can be just like me.
I would say that 2024 is going to be a new me! But, in many ways, it will be the same Miku. I won't abandon you; I won't change too much, so don't be frightened. You will still get all the lovely content that you know and love, and you'll even get it tenfold. I know it's been a struggle my little kittens; and Mommy is sorry for that. But it can't last forever, I will be on top of EAW this year. It's where I belong.. no, it's where WE belong. IDOL-GUN, you the simps, all of us belong on top of this fucking company. Are you sick of being laughed at for being a simp? Well, no longer will you have to suffer the ridicule, because once Miku Sakai is Universal Women's Champion... Or whatever... Then they have no reason to laugh at you! Sure you're a simp, but you're a simp of one of the greatest Women to ever live in the history of Humans. And though, I may just be human, just like the rest of you; I am one human that you can put your trust in. I am determined, and ready, to take my place in the history books, as one of the best EAW Wrestlers, Elitists that have ever wrestled as an Elitist ever. Everyone can doubt me, I don't care. Who will be having the last laugh when Miku Sakai and the Simps take over this fucking place? Us. Mmmm, you feel that? Do you feel what's coming? That's the Miku Sakai wave, and it's going to encapture all of EAW, in one fell swoop. You can't fight it, you have no choice but to succumb... Accept the fate.
As I said I can only take this one week at a time, and I'm not going to be looking forward past anything at all. I mean how could I? At this point I can't see clearly enough to know what direction I'm even going. The only thing I can see, is what is directly in front of me, and what is directly in front of me, is Nikki Kimura. Now you may be asking yourself, who the fuck is Nikki Kimura, and honestly, who could possibly blame you for asking the question? There is so many randoms that just pop up in EAW, it's hard to keep track of the never-ending revolving door of uselessness just waltzing on in. But no, this one, I can give you some information on. It's another one of these Japanese joshi's that followed IDOL-GUN here. I mean she moved to America when she was 6 or some shit, but I'm sure she saw a tarot card reader, and knew when it was she needed to make her move to EAW. Cuz like, if anyone knows anything, it's that IDOL-GUN, it's that we made Japanese wrestlers hot in EAW. Didn't you notice the influx of Japanese talent that showed up here? Like it was so obvious that they wanted to strike when the iron was hot. But Nikki, what exactly have you accomplished in your time here? It's been more than half a year at this point yeah? No titles? No accomplishments? Sad, couldn't be me. It seems like you continue to have all this confidence even though you continue to lose. So I wonder, where does all this confidence come from? How can one go from losing a title match in the Elimination Chamber, turn around right away, getting a shot to be the number one contender to the National Elite Championship, and just fall flat on her face yet again, still feel confident? It's because of me isn't it? You know who to look up to, and you know how to carry yourself. Well, I can't say that I blame you. I also can't say that it isn't a wise decision. That is exactly what you have to do to be successful here. Look up to Miku Sakai, do what Miku Sakai does, and just follow my career path. Sure, I might be down right now, but I'm not out! IDOL-GUN is back better than ever! Back like we never left! And you my little simpy simp Nikki, you won't be disappointed. I know you're a fan, you followed me during my time in that uber-famous idol group. You had all the posters, you had all the music, you had the plushie, you were a fan. You believed in me then, and I can guarantee that the faith you put in me, will not go in vain. It's the little people, people like you, that make me realize just why I do this. This isn't for me! This is for you. My success is your success! So I appreciate your sacrifice to Miku Sakai. I appreciate you raising your hand, and volunteering to get your ass beat for the sake of Miku Sakai. Your contributions aren't going unnoticed. One day, you might get to a point where you can be like me! I don't know when that is exactly, because you keep fucking losing, so... You know it's hard to say. But keep at it kid, one day, you can be just like me.
I would say that 2024 is going to be a new me! But, in many ways, it will be the same Miku. I won't abandon you; I won't change too much, so don't be frightened. You will still get all the lovely content that you know and love, and you'll even get it tenfold. I know it's been a struggle my little kittens; and Mommy is sorry for that. But it can't last forever, I will be on top of EAW this year. It's where I belong.. no, it's where WE belong. IDOL-GUN, you the simps, all of us belong on top of this fucking company. Are you sick of being laughed at for being a simp? Well, no longer will you have to suffer the ridicule, because once Miku Sakai is Universal Women's Champion... Or whatever... Then they have no reason to laugh at you! Sure you're a simp, but you're a simp of one of the greatest Women to ever live in the history of Humans. And though, I may just be human, just like the rest of you; I am one human that you can put your trust in. I am determined, and ready, to take my place in the history books, as one of the best EAW Wrestlers, Elitists that have ever wrestled as an Elitist ever. Everyone can doubt me, I don't care. Who will be having the last laugh when Miku Sakai and the Simps take over this fucking place? Us. Mmmm, you feel that? Do you feel what's coming? That's the Miku Sakai wave, and it's going to encapture all of EAW, in one fell swoop. You can't fight it, you have no choice but to succumb... Accept the fate.
