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Another week, another match against a literal nobody. Damn EAW just hires anyone off the street huh? Need them to start vetting these people. Really need them to just like, figure out how to see if they have talent first. I mean is there a scouting department anymore? Like I had a long vigorous road ahead of me, and had to train to sign. Is that still a thing? Or does any fucking loser just sign up off the street? Clearly, I’m talking about Ashlynn, which is a shit name by the way. Fuck you. But first let me talk about my dear sweet bird person, Raven. I don’t know what your problem is, maybe you don’t even have one at all, and it’s all in my mind. But I’m going to pretend like you want to eat my unborn babies, and ruin my entire life, how about that? Why? Because you stepped to me. Do you understand that? You don’t get it, you’re not allowed to approach me in public like it’s normal. I get it, I really do, you want to make a name off of me, but the thing is, you won’t beat me. Do you remember the match we had after our tag team? I was the one who lasted longer than you. TOP 3?? Yeah, that was me. What were you? Not that, I know that much. And I don’t need to know anything after that you stupid flightless bird. I mean how can you not even fly? Bird much? Guess not. Wrestle much? Not after I KILL YOU… Or whatever, haven’t gone over the details just yet, but murder is on the table. Because if I know you, like I think I know you, you will tell me, that I’ll have to murder you in order to beat you. So yeah, not ruling out a little bit of murder for my own personal gain. So you choose to come at the best, Main Event Miku, thinking that you can get one over on me. NUH UH! Not gonna happen. I will beat you, I will become number 1 contender because that’s what the card reader said. You can’t fuck with genies, or whatever they’re called.. TOROT READER! Yeah, I’m very well-versed on all cultures… That’s a culture right? Anyway count your days bird, you picked your last fight.
Anyway, who the fuck is this bitch? Ashlynn? I think it’s funny that you’re acting like you got acid thrown in your face when it was baby powder. Good bit, but if a hurt burned face is what you want, I can provide that for you. I can make your suffering a reality, isn’t that nice of me? Isn’t Miku the cutest, most giving in all the land? I’m going to mess up your jacked-up face so bad, that you’re going to really need a face protector. But it also would be really funny if your face really is fucked up, and EAW just literally doesn’t care about your well-being. Your face could be melted off, and they just tell you to go fuck yourself and fight me. That’s also very cool of EAW if true. Sigh, but I know deep down in my heart that it’s not true. I know your stupid ugly face is fine, just ugly. So, back to the original plan of actually just hitting you in the face over and over again so that you can actually be a deformed freak. Oh, you actually think you have a right to talk shit to me, interesting. Why is this? Are you actually a somebody and I am just not aware? Nope, you are literally a nobody. The biggest thing you have done was be Veena Adams, personal ass eater. Congrats I guess? I love that for you! OMG, is that how we talk? As a 30 year old Woman? Daddy’s little girl? Did he grab you by the pussy or something? What the fuck kind of nickname is that? You’re a fucking loser. Have you thought that maybe you suck at wrestling, and being a functional member of society? Maybe Daddy shouldn’t have inappropriately touched his Daughter, so she would turn out like… This. What am i supposed to be getting out of this conversation? That you’re just trying to live out a childhood dream of being a fake doll? That’s weird. You’re weird. Why are you so weird? Should probably seek therapy so you can stop being such a fucking freak. Seems like you saw that movie Clueless one time, or Mean Girls, and you thought OMG A PERSONALITY! And that was just you for the rest of your time on Earth. But don’t fret because you have the same fucking personality as like 30 others female wrestlers for some reason. What’s it like to not be unique in the slightest? And not good at wrestling in the slightest? And yet have to live as this fucking loser human forever, without anything ever-changing? I’m guessing that you took this face thing to the extreme because it’s the only thing you could think of to get yourself noticed? Because I sure as fuck didn’t know you still worked here.
But yes, me, the tag team merchant, who has done more than just win a tag team title… You fucking dumb cunt. Coming from a person that is famous for… Nothing. I don’t know, what do you want me to say to the dumb shit you said? Like what was the ideal response that you had in mind you dumb fucking loser? What’s really sad, is this is going to be who you are most likely for all your life. The mental struggles you go through will be just too much, and you’ll always think of yourself as a plaything for children. Don’t you think that’s weird? You should, because it is. You’re going to be a 50-year-old Woman, and you’re going to tell all your cats that they should call you Barbie because that’s who you are. And I’m sure you’ll name one Ken, and you’ll think he’s your boyfriend, and you’re going to be a furry or bestiality freak. I don’t know, but I can definitely see where your freaky ass is going to end up. Homeless, in jail, on the show Hoarders. Something just awful, because there’s no way that weird freak like you, can ever actually have a normal life. Nor should you to be hoenst, you should be institutionalized, away from the public. But here you are, wasting a roster space that could be given to someone that’s actually talented at wrestling, and someone that people want to see. I don’t know if you’re physically delicate, but you’re definitely mentally delicate. To the point that I don’t think you should even do this as a profession. The one thing that you had was being Veena’s useless right-hand Woman who did more harm to her career than good, and now? Do you even have an identity other than, an older Woman who thinks she’s a children's toy? If that’s it, you should probably start thinking up something else. You used to call Veena Mother, because you sucked her tits I guess, and now you want everyone to think of you as a Mother? Do you have a breeding kink or some weird shit? Why is everyone Mother to you? Just stop. I really am just getting the urge more and more to just slap the fucking shit out of you. At first I didn’t really care about this match, but the more I talked about your existence it really is starting to bother me. Like how are you a real person that exists in real life? Why haven’t you been stabbed to death in the parking lot yet? Needs to happen to be honest. Or maybe it can happen.. In the ring? Gasp I don’t know, big things might be brewing over here, watch out!
Anyway, who the fuck is this bitch? Ashlynn? I think it’s funny that you’re acting like you got acid thrown in your face when it was baby powder. Good bit, but if a hurt burned face is what you want, I can provide that for you. I can make your suffering a reality, isn’t that nice of me? Isn’t Miku the cutest, most giving in all the land? I’m going to mess up your jacked-up face so bad, that you’re going to really need a face protector. But it also would be really funny if your face really is fucked up, and EAW just literally doesn’t care about your well-being. Your face could be melted off, and they just tell you to go fuck yourself and fight me. That’s also very cool of EAW if true. Sigh, but I know deep down in my heart that it’s not true. I know your stupid ugly face is fine, just ugly. So, back to the original plan of actually just hitting you in the face over and over again so that you can actually be a deformed freak. Oh, you actually think you have a right to talk shit to me, interesting. Why is this? Are you actually a somebody and I am just not aware? Nope, you are literally a nobody. The biggest thing you have done was be Veena Adams, personal ass eater. Congrats I guess? I love that for you! OMG, is that how we talk? As a 30 year old Woman? Daddy’s little girl? Did he grab you by the pussy or something? What the fuck kind of nickname is that? You’re a fucking loser. Have you thought that maybe you suck at wrestling, and being a functional member of society? Maybe Daddy shouldn’t have inappropriately touched his Daughter, so she would turn out like… This. What am i supposed to be getting out of this conversation? That you’re just trying to live out a childhood dream of being a fake doll? That’s weird. You’re weird. Why are you so weird? Should probably seek therapy so you can stop being such a fucking freak. Seems like you saw that movie Clueless one time, or Mean Girls, and you thought OMG A PERSONALITY! And that was just you for the rest of your time on Earth. But don’t fret because you have the same fucking personality as like 30 others female wrestlers for some reason. What’s it like to not be unique in the slightest? And not good at wrestling in the slightest? And yet have to live as this fucking loser human forever, without anything ever-changing? I’m guessing that you took this face thing to the extreme because it’s the only thing you could think of to get yourself noticed? Because I sure as fuck didn’t know you still worked here.
But yes, me, the tag team merchant, who has done more than just win a tag team title… You fucking dumb cunt. Coming from a person that is famous for… Nothing. I don’t know, what do you want me to say to the dumb shit you said? Like what was the ideal response that you had in mind you dumb fucking loser? What’s really sad, is this is going to be who you are most likely for all your life. The mental struggles you go through will be just too much, and you’ll always think of yourself as a plaything for children. Don’t you think that’s weird? You should, because it is. You’re going to be a 50-year-old Woman, and you’re going to tell all your cats that they should call you Barbie because that’s who you are. And I’m sure you’ll name one Ken, and you’ll think he’s your boyfriend, and you’re going to be a furry or bestiality freak. I don’t know, but I can definitely see where your freaky ass is going to end up. Homeless, in jail, on the show Hoarders. Something just awful, because there’s no way that weird freak like you, can ever actually have a normal life. Nor should you to be hoenst, you should be institutionalized, away from the public. But here you are, wasting a roster space that could be given to someone that’s actually talented at wrestling, and someone that people want to see. I don’t know if you’re physically delicate, but you’re definitely mentally delicate. To the point that I don’t think you should even do this as a profession. The one thing that you had was being Veena’s useless right-hand Woman who did more harm to her career than good, and now? Do you even have an identity other than, an older Woman who thinks she’s a children's toy? If that’s it, you should probably start thinking up something else. You used to call Veena Mother, because you sucked her tits I guess, and now you want everyone to think of you as a Mother? Do you have a breeding kink or some weird shit? Why is everyone Mother to you? Just stop. I really am just getting the urge more and more to just slap the fucking shit out of you. At first I didn’t really care about this match, but the more I talked about your existence it really is starting to bother me. Like how are you a real person that exists in real life? Why haven’t you been stabbed to death in the parking lot yet? Needs to happen to be honest. Or maybe it can happen.. In the ring? Gasp I don’t know, big things might be brewing over here, watch out!
