MATCH PROMO what is blud waffling about?

[Miku Sakai]

Shocking Kasai wasn't as good as she thought she was. What a minor inconvenience that was. Now she can continue saying weird things about nothing, and continue to find that special someone that can give her that win she's so desperate for. I know that you looked at me as an idol, and I think deep down, you knew what was going to happen. You knew this match wasn't actually going to go well, you just needed to try. Unfortunately, you're just not ready for the big-time little girl. The face paint isn't going to win you any matches, the lunacy isn't going to win you any matches. What would win you matches is good technique and decent wrestling ability. Perhaps once you figured all that out, and found out that the whole mental aspect of wrestling isn't for you; then maybe you can get what you want out of it. Sorry, you're still trash. Sorry, you didn't listen to me. I'm sorry that this went exactly as I thought it would. But reason didn't work on you. Nothing would've worked on you. Too headstrong to listen to reason due to you beating the ghost of Hikari Kanno. You'll learn in time, maybe. If you don't, you should be ready to train for a new career path. Because the path that you're going down right now will get you absolutely nowhere. You are now a part of my past, and that's where you will remain for the foreseeable future. As for me? What am I going to do? Well, that is to be determined. I'm sure I have many options lying down at my feet. I know people don't want to admit it, but I have been killing it lately if I do say so myself. Sure I lost the finals of the tournament, but all the matches leading up to that final built up momentum for me. That loss wasn't a knockout blow for me, or my career, I'm still going strong. For now, I'll keep my eyes out, and find what beckons me next. But as of right now, I have my eyes on Showdown, and the main event. This isn't new to me, I'm a main event star, it happens all the time. I do find it weird that the name appearing next to mine is someone who has had one of the most lackluster careers one could even dream of though. A lackluster career that has been so lackluster, you wonder how he has the wherewithal to continue, and not retire. I guess quitting for those 3 years really reset the old batteries huh Daryl? They reset them so much, that you seem to have forgotten just who you are. Here you are losing yet another FPV match that would've catapulted your career, only for you to point fingers like the loser that you are. NO ACCOUNTABILITY PATHETIC! See this is the reason you will never be a main event star. You will always be a time shareholder in the main event scene, but not a buyer. You must stop fooling yourself into thinking that this is part of the course when we all know this is an anomaly. The main event is not your scene, it is not where you belong. I can't think back to a time, and remember when Daryl Kinkade was ever in a main event match, much less, winning one. Anyway, you seem to have suffered severe CTE, and I guess we should get into it.

Who knew that the more delusional one out of MarrKade would actually be the Kade part of it. Holy shit dude, you need to calm the fuck down. Do you understand who you are? Like for real, do you know how much of a nonfactor you are to EAW? You need to shut the fuck up, and realize that you mean nothing to anyone. Pissing me off. See I can understand arrogance, but at least do SOMETHING to have a reason to have it. This dumb bitch won a co-National Elite Championship like 5 years ago and thinks he's a somebody. What the fuck? I know you want to distance yourself from that little tag team you had; but unfortunately for you, you are tied at the hip with that weird fucking freak for the rest of your life. Forever to be compared, contrasted, and overall judged by. And you have to understand, I understand how annoying that shit is, because I have to go through it too. The difference is, I don't hate my partner. Truth is, we are comparable, she's done shit, I've done shit, and we continue on like that for all eternity, because we are so comparable with talent. But you? What the fuck do we have to talk about? Charlie Marr has lapped you multiple times. You have tried your little comeback, and it hasn't worked. You may think you're some main eventer now because you competed to be a number 1 contender to the Answers World Championship but guess what? You don't move up in this world by fucking losing. B-b-but Miku, I'm in the main event against you RIGHT NOW! OK!???? AND???! Bitch ass little boy, you are not a major leaguer because you had a cup of coffee in the majors. You are not an NBA star because you passed the ball to Lebron James. You are not an NFL star because the ball was handed off to you by Patrick Mahomes. Do you understand me you basic special needs fuck? You lost to fucking Jon Kelton, a guy, that a team of random miscreants were able to beat while he had his whole team by his side. B-b-but Miku, I didn't get pinned! SHUT YOUR DUMB FUCKING COCKNEY DUMB LOOKING TEETH GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE ASS UP! Oi guvna' spot of tea lookin ass. Never speak my name. I know all you want to do is whine, bitch, and complain about how things happened. Well guess what? Kelton has been doing the same fucking shit for the last year, what did you expect? A fair fight? Here's an idea, instead of knowing what's going to happen, and just letting it happen, why not go into it with an actual fucking PLAN! Oh gee here comes a car racing at me, what should I do? Move out of the way? Or should I just let it hit me, and complain about being paralyzed later? We know what you would choose you absolute loser.

What the fuck do you want me to say to this dumb ass shit? You are a pathetic little worm that has yet to catch on with this company even though you've been here for almost a decade. And yes, I can already hear yet another excuse! B-b-but Miku, I was gone for like 3 years or some shit because I couldn't handle the pressure of living in Charlie Marr's shadow! Ok cool! And since then? You've been back for how long? And you still haven't done shit? If my one and only accolade was being carried by Charlie Marr when I was a rookie, I'd kill my fucking self. Or if Rex McAllister had to lift me up, and burp me and tell me everything is ok, and that you're good! Fuck off. Can you do anything for yourself, or are you just some useless sack of shit being delivered from town to town? Useless. You're just utterly useless. I mean the fact that you have to nickname yourself "England's Finest Export" and "The Best Brit in the Business", when we all know that's not even true, is quite sad. But judging by your other two nicknames, you couldn't come up with a good nickname to save your career. I mean way to reach for the stars! The best British wrestler, ok, isn't there like 2 of you? And you're obviously not even better than him. The "King of Elite"? Fuck does that even mean? People are so embarrassed to like you that it's considered a kink? "King Kink"? You're the king of having fetishes? I mean please get a publicist or something, because you need help here little guy. People really need to Kink shame you... And that's.. How you do that. I mean you didn't even put your name to good use, and it took me 3 seconds to come up with something much better than anything you ever came up with.

I must say it's quite sad when someone can't come to terms with reality. I mean the fact you think that they did everything to avoid having any extended interaction with you because everyone saw you as the strongest link, is just pathetic. They probably ignored you because you're a complete non-factor and you have been your entire career. Why do you think now, after all these years, everything is going to change? What, because you have a new attitude, and you're actually a mean guy now? You can't even insult people right. At least when you were a goody two-shoes little bitch, you were noble and good and whatever. But now you just come across as a bully on a kid show who always gets outsmarted by the protagonist. I just find you to be a comical little boy posing as something that he's not. The fact that you know what usually happens to you after losing a big match at a FPV is actually hysterical. You have lost so many times when it has mattered most, that you have grown accostum to not competing the following week. EAW never wants you on their fucking show because they want people to forget the irreversible damage that you have done to your credibility on a monthly basis by not having you show up the next week. You don't see that as a problem? You don't think that's embarrassing? And it comes out of your mouth so effortlessly. You don't even realize how pathetic you truly are. A born loser in every sense of the word. What did you think that was a pat on the back for a "good job"? No, fucking idiot, it was because they didn't need your useless bitch ass. But no, you don't realize any of this because you're a clueless dumbass who can't smell the shit that's on his upper lip. You're oblivious, and the fact that you think that you're capable of talking the way you are, isn't sitting right with me. So please tell me how you came to these conclusions. You're an obvious choice for the main event because you couldn't even earn yourself a World Championship match? Is that what main eventers do? Tell me what your biggest win was Daryl. Tell me if it was clean too, and tell me where I can find such a big historic win, because I would love to see someone that can win clean against great opponents for myself.

You are right though, this is a mismatch. A mismatch, for me, against you. You know the one that has actually accomplished shit here. The one people actually pay to see, the person that isn't new to the main event scene. You know I've wrestled for the World Championship before, I've wrestled in the finals of tournaments. Some would say that I'm not a rising star, but my star has already risen. Like the best you can come up with is that you're bigger, stronger, faster, and have been doing longer? You must be some sort of dumbass. I don't know if you've noticed, but in literally every match that I'm in, people are bigger, faster, stronger, and have more experience. Do you know how that helps them? Very minimally. Because when it comes to fighting, hurting people, taking punishment, and giving it back there is no one better than me. What I do, might not be pretty. It might not look like what some would consider pure wrestling, but I get results, which is more than I can say about you. "I've been doing it longer" yeah and you have yet to do one thing that is impressive in this business, the fuck are you talking about? You know what happens after matches during the week? We get to rest, we get treatment like massages, and when that happens, your body heals. You're saying because I fell, and laid down on someone, that I can't wrestle again for what? A month? You probably think hat because I'm a girl huh? You sexist pig bitch, I'll kill you. Anyway yeah, you're pretty fucking dumb. Wish you would stop talking so I didn't have to listen to some of the dumbest words ever uttered diarrhea out of someone's mouth. But I'm sure you think that you're winning the battle of talking because no one ever feels like they're losing, do they? But here's the thing; in all of your incoherent babbling, not one good point was made. You haven't made any decent points throughout the entire shitfest you forced us to listen to. There is no reason to believe that you are good, or have what it takes to be anything in this business. You have failed at every turn, and it doesn't matter if someone got involved or not, nothing ever changes. Keep with this brain-dead thought process that I'll just be simply too tired to wrestle. It might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and will make an easy match, that much easier to win. The fact you think this is a big match for me is... Odd. I've literally main evented many times, I don't know who the fuck you even are like? Have you ever main evented you fucking weirdo? WIth who? What was the match? I don't even have to ask if you won it, because even if it did exist, there's no way you actually participated in a main event where you actually manipulated the result of the match. So here's the deal Daryl, shut the fuck up. You trying to gaslight everyone into thinking you're actually somebody around here is really fucking annoying. We all know you have been a bottom-tier Elitist the majority of your career. You have left zero impression on anyone, and you lying about the perception of who you are isn't going to change that. And just so we're clear, and you don't get any funny ideas about you possibly being better than I'm giving you credit for; I'm going to beat your motherfucking ass, and make sure you remember how fucking shit you are. You can thank me later. ​