“Roberto lightly shakes his head side to side letting out a light chuckle as he lights up a cigarette and starts smoking as he exhales the smoke out. He slowly sits down on the floor and leans on his red Ferrari before speaking up.”
Roberto: Do you get tired of saying the same things over and over again just rewording them differently? Shock Value this, ideals changed that, and me being a different man nowadays… Is that all you got Valerie? I mean enserio hermana, seriously, it feels like we are just talking in circles here and we probably will continue to do so because you just can’t seem to get things through your thick empty skull. You want to know what La Familia is? It’s what it has always been from the start; a family. We haven’t changed one bit as we are still there for each other when it is a possibility, but you decided to throw that all away because you got too deep into your own head and now you are left with absolutely nothing! La Familia is tighter than ever after the inside attacks you orchestrated hermana mía, we are going nowhere, because we have each other hasta la muerte, till death! You have nothing, you have nobody, and best believe that once I put you in your rightful place at Grand Rampage you will go back to being an absolute nobody. You say that I don’t care for mi familia, but there is countless proof that shows that statement to not only be disingenuous but absolutely false as well. I always try to do what is best for esta familia, for this family, but I am not going to get stuck in your little Shock Value vortex again; that conversation has been done once I realized that that’s the only thing you have in your arsenal. We will not continue to speak on the same event that has been the topic of conversation for a month now; it’s time you get over that loss because the rest of us in La Familia? We don’t allow failure to stay in our minds for too long because that’s what differentiates a winner from an absolute perdedor y amigo mia tu clara mente eres una perdedora, loser and clearly my friend you have the mentality of a big time loser. Face it Valerie, when you say that La Familia has become a shell of its former self, that’s you projecting what you have become, because the future looks brighter for us all, but for you it seems it is the end to the spotlight we gracefully shared with you and it’s back to trying to latch onto the next big thing as you usually do. When the going gets tough the weak give up while the strong continue on and clearly La Familia has weeded out the weak from our ranks while the strong remain standing awaiting for our next milestone como familia, as a family. Now? It’s time for the strong to eliminate the weak that was weeded out and what happens at Grand Rampage isn’t just for us to keep this championship in our ranks hermana, but for La Familia’s betterment because we have grown past the need of Valerie Hellstorm; the whole industry has as a whole mi amiga and La Familia isn’t a charity case for mediocrity like yours.
“Taking another hit from his cigarette, he lets out a slight laugh as he slowly looks up at the sky, and he exhales the smoke out before continuing on.”
Roberto: You speak on cracks in our unit and yet the only variant that was causing issues was you mi hermana, but when accountability isn’t your strong suit I suppose that forces you to shift the blame onto others and just fabricate mentiras y mas mentiras, lies and more lies. I mean this talk about implosion when no one else in this family has issues with each other is just silly, but hey maybe my one lucky punch knocked some more screws loose to make you believe all of this mierda, bullshit you come up with every day this week. I don’t know why I have to continue to repeat myself with you but with us all learning that maybe you aren’t fully mentally here seeing as your IQ is lower than a monkey’s IQ it would explain a lot, but I’ll entertain this assumption that La Familia isn’t about equality. Tell me Valerie, how exactly is that not true at all? I mean after all, look at Voltage and see how often La Familia is across that brand and here’s the funny thing mi amiga… If you look deeper into it, you can see that most of the spotlight is usually on the rest of La Familia while I stay in the background until it’s time for another idiota to try and call out La Familia and try to challenge me for OUR EAW Hardcore Championship! This all goes back to Shock Value pero you know what I say about that event and your desperate need to continue to bring it up? Que se valla a la chingada ese puto Shock Value, Shock Value can go off because it’s the direction it can fuck! I am tired of it, I mean TIRED of the constant bitching and moaning you have done about that one night, and I tried to be patient I truly did, but it’s been WEEKS now Valerie! It’s been weeks since you keep bringing it up, asking the same questions, and we have given the same answers… But it’s just not enough for you is it?!? You want more when there isn’t more to give! You want me to publicly thank La Familia again for me becoming EAW Hardcore Champion even though I have done it countless of times; you are losing the plot the more you continue to speak, because let’s face it Valerie… You aren’t built for this level of competition and now that you left La Familia… You will never be on that level y eso es la verdad, and that’s just the truth. I am the ultímate opportunist for a reason hermana; I would be an idiot to try and use my 24/7 contract in a fair fight against TLA, but I have proven that I deserve to be the champion after each single defense and match I have been in since becoming El Campeón De México, Mexico’s champion! You think YOU of all people deserve to be a champion? Typical. The colonizer is welcomed with open arms thinking that they would adapt to the culture, but like clockwork the colonizer wants to destroy the empire built by others. Our ancestors in the remaining members of La Familia may have failed to prevent their colonization, but I am Mexico’s Savior and I will not allow the white she-devil to destroy this empire La Familia is building in EAW. I am the FOREVER champion for a reason and even if you think you deserve the gold more than me I cannot allow that to be not only because you aren’t worthy of being champion, but because I represent a whole nation that I will not let down.. not just yet especially with the likes of you Valerie Hellstorm. You are trying to destroy a family by pitting us against each other, you keep trying to downplay the efforts of Brianna and Luis, but all this is doing is making El Diablo angrier and angrier because you continue doing the one thing I have told everybody to never do… You continue bringing my family into this, trying to make things personal, and if you want it to get personal then so be it because if I can make the ancestors proud by whooping some white girl’s ass for trying to conquer another empire we’ve made then let’s just say that the town will be painted in red mi amiga mía. Thinking I am selfish and that Luis feels that way? He’s one half of the EAW Hardcore Champion! As long as I thrive, he thrives, and this whole thing about Brianna Hill being lazy? It’s a stupid narrative por que ella es El Alma De La Familia, the Soul of La Familia, and she keeps showing it by trying to help fix this issue between us. She tried her best and you chose to attack her physically and continue to attack her verbally, but hey the result will be the same because just like I laid you out for touching Brianna with that one punch? At Grand Rampage I am going to lay your ass down once again as I defend the honor of not just Luis pero Brianna Hill as well, because that one lucky punch? Oh, I am doing it for the betterment of La Familia because when you talk bad about just one of us, you insult all of us, and when you mess with La Familia you are signing a death wish perra!
“Roberto takes off his shades as he looks down to the ground, shakes his head lightly once again from side to side, and lets out a slight scoff.”
Roberto: The brightest moments of La Familia were the moments that involved ALL of us; it’s about sharing the spotlight and the moments where we were all out there doing what we do best? Those are the moments people will not just remember, but the moments I am the proudest of because we displayed UNITY. That right there is what you’ve forgotten after being corrupted by failure, so go ahead and try to boast about being the most important piece of this well oiled machine known as La Familia, just watch as I destroy that silly little claim. La Familia wouldn’t have ever been in that situation against NICHOLISM if I didn’t care for you like my own when Hunter and Alex tried hurting you for you proving your loyalty. That situation, I could’ve brought anyone else into La Familia and things would be the same. As for the tag title match against The Jaded Hearts? We lost that match because I believed that you were ready for that type of pressure, who knows if we would be standing here as campeones if I choose to fight alongside my brother instead of you that night… Though, speaking about Luisito… King of Elite was HIS moment, not yours. He created that match type, he showed the world how good he truly is inside that ring, and he almost won us that whole match with his strategic thinking! You can try to paint yourself as big as you want, hermana, but the truth paints you as nothing more than a hindrance to the improvement of La Familia, because La Familia will only get stronger and better without you and the whole world knows it! All this week you have said a bunch of unremarkable things that not only were wrong, but we’re stupid as well, but I will say this… No matter how much you try to avoid it Valerie, you did say one truthful thing in your last little video that I think we can all agree with and that’s that you truly are the worst challenger I have had to face for the EAW Hardcore Championship; when you said “Roberto I understand you’ve successfully defended your hardcore championship against the likes of the Micheal Scott Connor’s and the Hayley Morrow’s of the world but best believe I’m NOT them in fact I’m far worse than them…” you were right on the money. You could’ve tried to save that fumble, but what you did was worse and that was choosing to ignore it. You could have brought the little bit of credibility you still had from the death with a hail mary of a save, pero tu decidiste ignorar y dejar tu credibilidad que desde muerta, but you decided to just ignore it and let it stay dead. Rest in piss to it hermana, because this little “Can’t put a crown on a clown and expect a king” thing is quite fitting because truthfully we can’t put the crown known as the EAW Hardcore Championship on a known payasa, clown like yourself and expect a queen, because let's face it Valerie; you just aren’t her and this performance has just been an all-time loser one from your part. Now if you don’t mind, I would much rather relax on the last few days before Grand Rampage than deal with yet another moronic yapping session from you Valerie, so if you don’t have anything worthwhile to say anymore… I suggest you just let your actions speak louder than your words because I doubt you can fumble wrestling in an actual match, but then again you are Valerie Hellstorm, the biggest jackass currently in EAW.
“Roberto starts cackling as he starts to smoke on his cigarette some more before dismissing the camera with a hand wave as the scene fades to black. The De La Rosa logo bleeds in before the scene fades back to black.”
Roberto: Do you get tired of saying the same things over and over again just rewording them differently? Shock Value this, ideals changed that, and me being a different man nowadays… Is that all you got Valerie? I mean enserio hermana, seriously, it feels like we are just talking in circles here and we probably will continue to do so because you just can’t seem to get things through your thick empty skull. You want to know what La Familia is? It’s what it has always been from the start; a family. We haven’t changed one bit as we are still there for each other when it is a possibility, but you decided to throw that all away because you got too deep into your own head and now you are left with absolutely nothing! La Familia is tighter than ever after the inside attacks you orchestrated hermana mía, we are going nowhere, because we have each other hasta la muerte, till death! You have nothing, you have nobody, and best believe that once I put you in your rightful place at Grand Rampage you will go back to being an absolute nobody. You say that I don’t care for mi familia, but there is countless proof that shows that statement to not only be disingenuous but absolutely false as well. I always try to do what is best for esta familia, for this family, but I am not going to get stuck in your little Shock Value vortex again; that conversation has been done once I realized that that’s the only thing you have in your arsenal. We will not continue to speak on the same event that has been the topic of conversation for a month now; it’s time you get over that loss because the rest of us in La Familia? We don’t allow failure to stay in our minds for too long because that’s what differentiates a winner from an absolute perdedor y amigo mia tu clara mente eres una perdedora, loser and clearly my friend you have the mentality of a big time loser. Face it Valerie, when you say that La Familia has become a shell of its former self, that’s you projecting what you have become, because the future looks brighter for us all, but for you it seems it is the end to the spotlight we gracefully shared with you and it’s back to trying to latch onto the next big thing as you usually do. When the going gets tough the weak give up while the strong continue on and clearly La Familia has weeded out the weak from our ranks while the strong remain standing awaiting for our next milestone como familia, as a family. Now? It’s time for the strong to eliminate the weak that was weeded out and what happens at Grand Rampage isn’t just for us to keep this championship in our ranks hermana, but for La Familia’s betterment because we have grown past the need of Valerie Hellstorm; the whole industry has as a whole mi amiga and La Familia isn’t a charity case for mediocrity like yours.
“Taking another hit from his cigarette, he lets out a slight laugh as he slowly looks up at the sky, and he exhales the smoke out before continuing on.”
Roberto: You speak on cracks in our unit and yet the only variant that was causing issues was you mi hermana, but when accountability isn’t your strong suit I suppose that forces you to shift the blame onto others and just fabricate mentiras y mas mentiras, lies and more lies. I mean this talk about implosion when no one else in this family has issues with each other is just silly, but hey maybe my one lucky punch knocked some more screws loose to make you believe all of this mierda, bullshit you come up with every day this week. I don’t know why I have to continue to repeat myself with you but with us all learning that maybe you aren’t fully mentally here seeing as your IQ is lower than a monkey’s IQ it would explain a lot, but I’ll entertain this assumption that La Familia isn’t about equality. Tell me Valerie, how exactly is that not true at all? I mean after all, look at Voltage and see how often La Familia is across that brand and here’s the funny thing mi amiga… If you look deeper into it, you can see that most of the spotlight is usually on the rest of La Familia while I stay in the background until it’s time for another idiota to try and call out La Familia and try to challenge me for OUR EAW Hardcore Championship! This all goes back to Shock Value pero you know what I say about that event and your desperate need to continue to bring it up? Que se valla a la chingada ese puto Shock Value, Shock Value can go off because it’s the direction it can fuck! I am tired of it, I mean TIRED of the constant bitching and moaning you have done about that one night, and I tried to be patient I truly did, but it’s been WEEKS now Valerie! It’s been weeks since you keep bringing it up, asking the same questions, and we have given the same answers… But it’s just not enough for you is it?!? You want more when there isn’t more to give! You want me to publicly thank La Familia again for me becoming EAW Hardcore Champion even though I have done it countless of times; you are losing the plot the more you continue to speak, because let’s face it Valerie… You aren’t built for this level of competition and now that you left La Familia… You will never be on that level y eso es la verdad, and that’s just the truth. I am the ultímate opportunist for a reason hermana; I would be an idiot to try and use my 24/7 contract in a fair fight against TLA, but I have proven that I deserve to be the champion after each single defense and match I have been in since becoming El Campeón De México, Mexico’s champion! You think YOU of all people deserve to be a champion? Typical. The colonizer is welcomed with open arms thinking that they would adapt to the culture, but like clockwork the colonizer wants to destroy the empire built by others. Our ancestors in the remaining members of La Familia may have failed to prevent their colonization, but I am Mexico’s Savior and I will not allow the white she-devil to destroy this empire La Familia is building in EAW. I am the FOREVER champion for a reason and even if you think you deserve the gold more than me I cannot allow that to be not only because you aren’t worthy of being champion, but because I represent a whole nation that I will not let down.. not just yet especially with the likes of you Valerie Hellstorm. You are trying to destroy a family by pitting us against each other, you keep trying to downplay the efforts of Brianna and Luis, but all this is doing is making El Diablo angrier and angrier because you continue doing the one thing I have told everybody to never do… You continue bringing my family into this, trying to make things personal, and if you want it to get personal then so be it because if I can make the ancestors proud by whooping some white girl’s ass for trying to conquer another empire we’ve made then let’s just say that the town will be painted in red mi amiga mía. Thinking I am selfish and that Luis feels that way? He’s one half of the EAW Hardcore Champion! As long as I thrive, he thrives, and this whole thing about Brianna Hill being lazy? It’s a stupid narrative por que ella es El Alma De La Familia, the Soul of La Familia, and she keeps showing it by trying to help fix this issue between us. She tried her best and you chose to attack her physically and continue to attack her verbally, but hey the result will be the same because just like I laid you out for touching Brianna with that one punch? At Grand Rampage I am going to lay your ass down once again as I defend the honor of not just Luis pero Brianna Hill as well, because that one lucky punch? Oh, I am doing it for the betterment of La Familia because when you talk bad about just one of us, you insult all of us, and when you mess with La Familia you are signing a death wish perra!
“Roberto takes off his shades as he looks down to the ground, shakes his head lightly once again from side to side, and lets out a slight scoff.”
Roberto: The brightest moments of La Familia were the moments that involved ALL of us; it’s about sharing the spotlight and the moments where we were all out there doing what we do best? Those are the moments people will not just remember, but the moments I am the proudest of because we displayed UNITY. That right there is what you’ve forgotten after being corrupted by failure, so go ahead and try to boast about being the most important piece of this well oiled machine known as La Familia, just watch as I destroy that silly little claim. La Familia wouldn’t have ever been in that situation against NICHOLISM if I didn’t care for you like my own when Hunter and Alex tried hurting you for you proving your loyalty. That situation, I could’ve brought anyone else into La Familia and things would be the same. As for the tag title match against The Jaded Hearts? We lost that match because I believed that you were ready for that type of pressure, who knows if we would be standing here as campeones if I choose to fight alongside my brother instead of you that night… Though, speaking about Luisito… King of Elite was HIS moment, not yours. He created that match type, he showed the world how good he truly is inside that ring, and he almost won us that whole match with his strategic thinking! You can try to paint yourself as big as you want, hermana, but the truth paints you as nothing more than a hindrance to the improvement of La Familia, because La Familia will only get stronger and better without you and the whole world knows it! All this week you have said a bunch of unremarkable things that not only were wrong, but we’re stupid as well, but I will say this… No matter how much you try to avoid it Valerie, you did say one truthful thing in your last little video that I think we can all agree with and that’s that you truly are the worst challenger I have had to face for the EAW Hardcore Championship; when you said “Roberto I understand you’ve successfully defended your hardcore championship against the likes of the Micheal Scott Connor’s and the Hayley Morrow’s of the world but best believe I’m NOT them in fact I’m far worse than them…” you were right on the money. You could’ve tried to save that fumble, but what you did was worse and that was choosing to ignore it. You could have brought the little bit of credibility you still had from the death with a hail mary of a save, pero tu decidiste ignorar y dejar tu credibilidad que desde muerta, but you decided to just ignore it and let it stay dead. Rest in piss to it hermana, because this little “Can’t put a crown on a clown and expect a king” thing is quite fitting because truthfully we can’t put the crown known as the EAW Hardcore Championship on a known payasa, clown like yourself and expect a queen, because let's face it Valerie; you just aren’t her and this performance has just been an all-time loser one from your part. Now if you don’t mind, I would much rather relax on the last few days before Grand Rampage than deal with yet another moronic yapping session from you Valerie, so if you don’t have anything worthwhile to say anymore… I suggest you just let your actions speak louder than your words because I doubt you can fumble wrestling in an actual match, but then again you are Valerie Hellstorm, the biggest jackass currently in EAW.
“Roberto starts cackling as he starts to smoke on his cigarette some more before dismissing the camera with a hand wave as the scene fades to black. The De La Rosa logo bleeds in before the scene fades back to black.”
