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ARIAphobia - The fear of ARIA
ARIA is very terrifying. She been talking an extreme amount all week long. I ain't even know how someone can talk this much but all I know is that it is very scary. I see now why Usagi Senshi betrayed her and it was probably just to escape her nonstop talking. It is like when you with the familia and you got that drunk ass tia who just keeps on talking the entire time. Y'all just wanna go to yo room and play video games but you forced to sit there and listen to her. Shit is neverending and I am fully on Usagi’s side now at this point. I am also intending to betray ARIA and to be honest chica done brought it on herself. I thought that she was supposed to be a detective but apparently she forcing all of us to read her case files word by word instead of keeping them secret and confidential like a real professional do. I am starting to think that she going to be coming out to the ring during the Grand Rampage and just have a microphone and be walking around the ring continuing to talk the entire match. We want to eliminate her but she is outside the ring already so how are we even going to eliminate her? It is an impossible type scenario and we really got no choice but to get the needle and thread and sew that boca up.
Ain't no more words finna come through.
Nah for real tho y'all know that ARIA be a real one despite all of the phobias. You know that I ain't even know how she dares to come all up out her basement with that many phobias. Bitch scared of a leaf falling or some shit. It's all good tho ARIA you still be mi amiga. But please for the love of God I am begging you. You a detective right? Por favor do NOT become a police officer. The last thing we need is someone with as many phobias as y'all got patrolling the streets with they service weapon. Firing on motherfuckers for the smallest things out. Nah none of us about to survive you know that she stay standing her ground in some states. Nobody wants none of that. Nah please win the Grand Rampage just so that you stay on as a professional wrestler and don't go on to pull me over in my lowrider one of these days asking for my ID. Imma floor that son of a bitch I ain't taking no chances with ARIA you know this bitch be gunning yo ass down the moment you roll down the window.
About to unleash some of that detective brutality on a vato.
But we ain't going to allow this threat to go unaddressed! You see ARIA yo jumpy scaredy cat ass been let slide for long enough! At the Grand Rampage imma deal with you once and for all. Finish off what is left of the Ice Aces and claim the name for my own self. Y'all done relegated me to an Honorary Ace for too long and now I am evolving. I have had enough of you bossing me around! It is time for TLA to rise and become a full blown Ace and to do that I need to eliminate both you and Usagi. Gotta stop Usagi as well cuz you know that she be just as scared as you are if not more so. She might not have all of them phobias but it is clear that she is suffering from some kind of mental illness. All kinds of distressed and angry at the world and the company. Having a breakdown up in here reaching for the switchblade you best be wearing some protection hide dem wrists you know Usagi coming for them. She has lost complete control and ARIA is just enabling her and her irrational fears at this point. So I got no choice but to eliminate both of them and unleash a new world upon EAW. A world of positivity and bravery where Elitists not afraid of shit. No phobias to be found. The only phobia we got it phobophobia the fear of phobias but it is a healthy phobia.
Cuz we not fucking with no phobia.
Speaking of fear tho. You know who else is mad scary? Cameron Ella Ava. And her sister Ms. Extreme. You know that they been tag teaming this Grand Rampage and I feel like a lotta people are severely underestimating just how fucking hard they be going. Like we all outnumbered up in this bitch. Gotta work together to eliminate these hoes. Y'all know that they looking to tag team up in here and we gotta put a stop to it before it is all over for all of us. Yeeee I be seeing yo intentions. Seeing through yo devious plan y'all thought that you could get one over on ol’ TLA but unfortunately for you now I be calling y'all out on yo mierda. Putting the whole lucha on notice. We got you both on watch now. You might be two hermanas but when the rest of us all team up against you then it will be y'all the ones who is actually outnumbered. I be recruiting a gang to deal with y'all. Don't forget all the people that they allied with neither. Cam prolly bout to have Jamie or some shit interfere all up in this match as a surprise entrant or some shit. We not going to be caught off guard tho. Tengo cero miedo. Ain't got a single phobia you know we stay ready for everything.
Gotta slice off both the heads.
You know we slicing heads off all the demons. Exorcizing that ring and making shit real pure and real nice. We exorcizing and we exercising cuz you know that a vato up in the gym 24/7 hanging and banging. Beating and feasting as one does. You know that I be surrounding myself with the finest talent that this game has ever seen. I be real proud of the state of the business at this point and it is a shame that I gotta destroy it and destroy all of you for my own selfish gain. But it do be that way I guess. Gotta fuck y'all up and take my Pain for Pride moment cuz you know that the Baddest Hombre on the Planet ain't stand down for nobody! I ain't about to be tolerating no nonsense and if an OG gotta get real violent with y'all then that is what an OG like me gonna do. Gonna pull up on all y'all. Don't matter if it is Bronson Daniels or his brother Gary Daniels or their other brother Brian Daniels. The entire Daniels family is going down just like the entire Ava bloodline. I ain't fucking with no familias this year.
I've had enough Familia to deal with already on Voltage.
I thought that one was enough but they keep coming out the woodwork tryna fuck with yo boi. But I will fuck them up instead. Cuz I ain't need no familia besides the EAW fans. The TLArmada be mi familia and you know that we the strongest familia of all. We straight up untouchable out here. Pero y'all can't have a family reunion without a feast. And you know that when TLA hop all up in that ring I just stay feastin’. Steroid Dawg be feastin' too. Whether I tell the big ass dawg to or not. I done lost control. I lost control a long time ago and it is too late to regain control. Steroid Dawg has become too powerful I fear. I mean does nobody think it is weird that Steroid Dawg has been with me since like 2009? I mean how the fuck is Steroid Dawg still alive? Why does nobody question it? But everytime I try to question it I realize that I am messing with extremely dangerous forces outside of my control. When it comes to Steroid Dawg it is for the best…
That everybody knows their place.
My place is at the head of the mesa. The head of the EAW family. Ain't no familia stronger and yo boi be el jefe. Taking the whole company over. You know we be running it. Running them ratings. Running them luchas. Running them merch sales. Running that crack. Wait no not that last one. But we do be running a lot because our cardio is unmatched. It gotta be for what we about to do. We about to get all up into that Grand Rampage and go all the way if necessary. Maybe TLA come out at number one. We got that cardio and we got that stamina to be going all night long! We ain't worried about no ARIA we got no fear got no phobia. And we going to throw all y'all up and over the top rope like a madman.
No backing down.
