MATCH PROMO Fight Grid 2: You want a massacre? I THRIVE ON MASSACRES

King Karnage

CHANGE THE NAME TO KING KARNAGE
EAW ROSTER
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49
Points
18
http://eawnetwork.com/index.php?threads/fight-grid-1-first-eaw-match.13924/#post-42223

(It starts with King Karnage and Mike Hastings looking at Hastings's phone's profile of Mason Massacre, seemingly talking about it.)

KING KARNAGE: Ooh.This guy sounds tough. I might need to do some character work.

MIKE HASTINGS: I'll leave the room.

(Mike Hastings leave the room, dimming the lights on the way out. King Karnage, removes the thumbtack in his hand, seemingly unhinging him. He starts demonically staring at the camera with a sadistic smile.)

KING KARNAGE: So, Mason. Mason, Mason, Mason. I hear you like to inflict pain, Mason. Mason, Mason. What's that you call yourself, Mason Massacre? You think you can just waltz out there, La-di-da, cause pain, walk back with the W? Well, look at me, Mason. Mason, Mason, Mason, Mason, Mason. Look me directly in the eyes when I am speaking to you. When I am talking to you, Mason. Mason, Mason, Mason. You know what, Mason? I'm looking forward to meeting you, Mason. Mason, Mason, Mason. You're excited that I want to face you, Mason? You think that you can fulfill my addiction, Mason? Mason? Mason? Guess what. You might be able to fulfill it, but that just makes me stronger, Mason. Mason, Mason, Mason, Mason.

KING KARNAGE: And, by the way, thanks for calling me a masochistic psychopath. I think I'll add that to my list of nicknames. And know that I completely believe you when you say that you could mutilate and massacre a thousand different men. But I'm not one of those men. So, yeah, I'm looking forward to facing you, Mason. You seem like the guy that can dole out a lot of pain, but I can take it, and keep coming back for more.

KING KARNAGE: Oh, yeah, and while I'm here, I might as well talk about Donovan Duke. Donovan Duke, I have no worries about you. You are not a threat to me at all. I can toss you out of the ring and you won't want to come back. I hear that you're a poker prodigy, Donovan Duke. I'm impressed by that. I hear you have an exponential skill at reading people. Read me right now, Donovan Duke. Look into my eyes and see that I'm not scared of you. And also, that reading skill won't exactly help you in the ring.

KING KARNAGE: Also, if you're still wondering who I ham, *he*, please allow me to introduce myself.


(King Karnage hits himself in the face with a chair.)

 

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