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Lemme tell you right now, b, I'm in no way trying to relive my "past life" or whatever the fuck you were going on about. This is a new life and new beginning. A new chapter for me. But of course YOU didn't do YOUR research and obviously didn't listen to a word I said, you were too concerned about me taking shots at your girl, you fucking simp. Yeah, this is my return match. Why wasn't I at Pain for Pride? It's simple, my contract was signed after that. But also, where would I have been on that card if I showed up there anyway since I had been gone prior? The 24/7 Battle Royal? AGAIN like I was at Pain for Pride 10? Who the fuck do I look like? I'm above a measly pity return spot on a show. Me coming back at the beginning of the season gives me more time and opportunity to make sure the NEXT Pain for Pride is what I want it to be and that's not beating up 20 jobbers while the crowd goes to get snacks and since it was a festival, retreat to the bathrooms to have dirty sex. I'm above all of that. Xander Payne used you as the stepping stone to his success and I'm gonna do the same and there ain't shit you can do about, not you or your bitch because you're both delusional and fail to realize the importance of this. You should be kissing Daniels' ass for giving you this match in the first place because really, you should be facing Woogieman for the Big Boogie title since you can't even win the New Breed. Fuck outta here trying to intimidate ME of all people. I'm not the rest of these weaklings you've faced so far for damn sure and you wanna talk about breaking my neck or knocking my teeth out well motherfucker what happens when I do that to you first? I think you got me all wrong. If you don't think I can easily match whatever edgy emo attitude you're about to bring tomorrow night, you're mistaken. I'm Jacob fucking Moore. I've ended MULTIPLE careers, sent MULTIPLE dudes packing back to the indies because they couldn't hang anymore. I've only been gone a couple months and yes EAW has changed when it comes to things like those in charge but it hardly has when it comes to the competition. I still see the same faces I'll have to look at again before I drop them on their heads and that's fine. I like familiarity but the prospect of newer oppositions doesn't scare me. Tell me what the hell are YOU bringing to the table? You got your girl speaking for you most of the time. Oh, I offended her. Too bad I don't give a shit and I'll be sure to do it again tomorrow when I beat you and leave you both embarrassed that you came at me like this to start your new season. If there's one thing anybody knows about me it's that I'm not easy to get along with nor am I very rational when it comes to motherfuckers who rub me the wrong way. There's pros and cons to that but in the ring at least, it is a pro.
As I've said quite a few times now, I'm not looking to relive the past, I'm here to start working on my future but you don't get that and think you're saying some profound bullshit by ignoring what I said and asking questions I've already answered for your hard of hearing ass. I don't give a fuck about you, your bitchy girl, your fans, your family, or anybody that has ever shown you the light of day because you're all pussies and you don't deserve even a tenth of my respect. You haven't done shit to earn it and yet you're trying to talk down to ME? I'm blown. You new cats are bold as hell. But it's okay, I'll bring you back to reality. You're jumping out the window to get a reaction but it ain't working. You can say all the outlandish, Game of Thrones type shit you want but what really matters is how this match is gonna go and that's gonna be ending with you on your back dazed and confused like Zeppelin while the girl weeps. This isn't your show, you lost to XANDER PAYNE. Sorry, I'll never get over that. But until you've proved yourself as more than a punching bag for the rest of these new dudes, you're below me and shit, way below them! How many times do I have to hear about motherfuckers breaking my bones? You dudes never do it, you just talk tough shit. Me though? I have. You can even watch it on the Network. I've broken necks and choked guys out until they passed out and had to get security to help 'em because I wasn't letting them off that easy. I wasn't coming at you hostile before but you took it that way, of course. You wanna drag everything out, blow it up, make the case against me seem even stronger like you're the good guy in this situation. I know I'm not perfect, but I also know everybody is getting real tired real quick of all the shit you spew every week about Golden Ages and "what you aim to do". How about you talk less about it and actually do it? We saw how that went before. I don't need to rely on the past though especially since you're so obsessed with the future. I'm here to win titles and kick ass and you're first up. That's all there is to it. I briefly mention my history and motherfuckers run with it, GOD DAMN! I could ether your whole life if we wanna go there. I won't do that though, I'll save that for the physical fight. I've never been so good at explaining why I'm gonna beat ass I just do it and this is no different. Bitch talkin' about fossils and shit. I'm no old relic, I may be older than you both but I'm just as smooth as I was in my real youth and that's why I've lasted so long. "Who the fuck are YOU?" is what I should be asking. Lemme calm down. You beat 3 men last week but couldn't do that shit when it really counts. And besides the fact everybody you beat last week was a bunch of no names who've achieved even less than you. Congrats! Nah though. I was trying to be at least a little nice when it came to our verbal encounters but dudes don't appreciate that these days. Talking about some "this will be a breather". Motherfucker, I'll put you in the hospital at the snap of a finger if I feel like it. I don't know who you think I am but it's definitely not a weak cuck son of a bitch like you. It's alright, though. Don't be caught off guard when I drop your ass and knock you back to the opening match on the card. Or even better, the dark matches where you belong. Bum.
As I've said quite a few times now, I'm not looking to relive the past, I'm here to start working on my future but you don't get that and think you're saying some profound bullshit by ignoring what I said and asking questions I've already answered for your hard of hearing ass. I don't give a fuck about you, your bitchy girl, your fans, your family, or anybody that has ever shown you the light of day because you're all pussies and you don't deserve even a tenth of my respect. You haven't done shit to earn it and yet you're trying to talk down to ME? I'm blown. You new cats are bold as hell. But it's okay, I'll bring you back to reality. You're jumping out the window to get a reaction but it ain't working. You can say all the outlandish, Game of Thrones type shit you want but what really matters is how this match is gonna go and that's gonna be ending with you on your back dazed and confused like Zeppelin while the girl weeps. This isn't your show, you lost to XANDER PAYNE. Sorry, I'll never get over that. But until you've proved yourself as more than a punching bag for the rest of these new dudes, you're below me and shit, way below them! How many times do I have to hear about motherfuckers breaking my bones? You dudes never do it, you just talk tough shit. Me though? I have. You can even watch it on the Network. I've broken necks and choked guys out until they passed out and had to get security to help 'em because I wasn't letting them off that easy. I wasn't coming at you hostile before but you took it that way, of course. You wanna drag everything out, blow it up, make the case against me seem even stronger like you're the good guy in this situation. I know I'm not perfect, but I also know everybody is getting real tired real quick of all the shit you spew every week about Golden Ages and "what you aim to do". How about you talk less about it and actually do it? We saw how that went before. I don't need to rely on the past though especially since you're so obsessed with the future. I'm here to win titles and kick ass and you're first up. That's all there is to it. I briefly mention my history and motherfuckers run with it, GOD DAMN! I could ether your whole life if we wanna go there. I won't do that though, I'll save that for the physical fight. I've never been so good at explaining why I'm gonna beat ass I just do it and this is no different. Bitch talkin' about fossils and shit. I'm no old relic, I may be older than you both but I'm just as smooth as I was in my real youth and that's why I've lasted so long. "Who the fuck are YOU?" is what I should be asking. Lemme calm down. You beat 3 men last week but couldn't do that shit when it really counts. And besides the fact everybody you beat last week was a bunch of no names who've achieved even less than you. Congrats! Nah though. I was trying to be at least a little nice when it came to our verbal encounters but dudes don't appreciate that these days. Talking about some "this will be a breather". Motherfucker, I'll put you in the hospital at the snap of a finger if I feel like it. I don't know who you think I am but it's definitely not a weak cuck son of a bitch like you. It's alright, though. Don't be caught off guard when I drop your ass and knock you back to the opening match on the card. Or even better, the dark matches where you belong. Bum.
