MATCH PROMO If I Ain't The Greatest Then I'm Headed For It

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What's good EAW Universe? You already know who it is. It's ya boi Vincent I. motherfucking Pride. Still repping the 6ix, still got bare bitches, bare cash, still bumping Drizzy out the Lambo on the daily. Still making that scrilla but now I'm doing it on a whole 'nother level cuz now V to the I to the P taking his talents to E to the A to the W and I'M TAKIN' OVER! Ain't none of y'all motherfuckers safe! Anyone dare stand in my way? Imma beat you and fuck ya girl. There's one thing you gotta know about me: like 50 Cent, I got less compassion than the average person. I ain't afraid to do a damn thing if it means picking up a W and piling up that cash. That's what separates me from all the rest of the wasteman trash in the locker room. I ain't afraid to pull the trigger when push comes to shove. I may be too strung out on confidence, but what you gonna do? I got the killer instinct of a rookie and the mentality of a vet. If I ain't the greatest then I'm headed for it, believe that.

This week I got a chance to make a big splash, making my debut on Sunday Night Voltage. Facing my man The Woogieman, you already know this gonna be the challenge of all challenges. Mans got the most prestigious title in all of EAW, y'all already know I'm talkin bout the Big Boogie Bhampionship. This the title the GOAT Chris Elite created, mad respect to him. It's my job to carry on that legacy that Chris Elite and The Woogieman built, which is why y'all know Imma bring it this Sunday. I get that pin on Woogieman and I'm in contention for that strap. God's Plan. Fuck being rich when I'm forty man, I'm tryna make it now. This shit do or die. Me facing off with Woogie and... who's that other muthafucka? Jonas brotha Brown? Looks like a weeb ass no-pussy-getting muthafucka. Boi probably jerks off to anime porn or some shit while I'm in the next hotel room railing the bitch who won't give him the time of day no matter how hard he white knights for her. Looks like an SSW ass muthafucka circlejerking with Brian Daniels and Stark over Dragonball Z or whatever shit these weebs do in their spare time. Wouldn't surprise me if this fucknugget signed over there already. It's been radio silence from him ever since he inked his deal. Boi knows he can't hang with a legit champion like Woogieman, much less a natural born killa like Vincent I. motherfuckin Pride!

Imma make an example out these two, just wait and see. Everyone who doubted me gon be asking for forgiveness. If you can't be a part of it, at least you got to witness... bitches.
 

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