MATCH PROMO "I'll Be Your William Hanna, and you'll be my Neil McCauley" (Dynasty Promo #1)

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(The scene opens early in the morning just as the sun has begun to come up over the horizon of Louisville, Kentucky. This the next sighted location of EAW show tour stops off during the route to Terminal Invasion when Friday Night Dynasty is set to air this Friday night live from the KFC Yum Center. It is early in the morning in the famed Louisville Waterfront with the Big Four Bridge right in the middle of the landscape.)

(We see, from the first person point of view of an unknown and faceless individual sitting quietly on a park bench looking outward minding their own business. A short time later, we see an all-too-familiar face as EAW Elitist and member of the tag team Fatal Destiny, "Invincible" Miho Li is seen jogging down the parkway. She is wearing a black ladies tank top with writing on the front that reads in green texts "If You Could Make God Bleed", black with green trim shorts, Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars tennis shoes, and Oakley sunglasses. Her earbuds are in her ears listening to her music when something immediately catches her eyes as she locks eyes with the figure sitting on the bench. She appears almost star struck and in shock with surprise as she approaches the figure. Miho pulls out her earbuds from her ears as she takes a long deep breath trying to regain any resemblance of composure to keep herself from losing it and going all fangirl. Miho wipes the sweat from her brow and then quickly as she can wipes it on her shorts as she approaches the person on the bench.)

Miho Li: "Oh my god, as I live and breath. Of all the people that I could ever see or meet in this town, it just had to be you. Such a small world. How are you doing? How you doing? I can't believe that I am staring face to face with Kassidy Heart. EAW current and reigning Ultimate Women's Champion, and not to forget the very woman that I am slated to face off against this Friday night on Dynasty in the main event title match. Look, I know that you probably think that I am so totally beneath you and maybe we potentially violate some face verse heel code of conduct within the organization even though you yourself do not classify yourself as such but what are the odds? What are the chances of the two of us ever meeting each other face to face like this before we lock up and throw down against each other this Friday? What do you say that I buy you cup of coffee, some breakfast?"

"Oh don't look away like that, I know that I may be beneath you but what do you got to lose? I'm not going to jump you Kassidy. I just want to chat before our match this Friday. You don't even have to talk, just hear me out. That's all I ask, what do you say?"

(The figure in the first person view of the camera, pauses for a long moment and then begrudgingly agrees as the camera moves up and down for "YES". Miho is immediately giddy with excitement as she jumps and down happily.)

Miho: "Great, I know just the place. I have been meaning to go there ever since I had arrived in Louisville, follow me."

(The scene changes to inside the interior of the famed Wild Eggs Breakfast, Brunch, and Lunch. We see Miho Li, seated from across the table pouring copious amounts of sugar into her cup of coffee and then stirring it with a stir straw as she looks at the faceless individual in the first person.)

Miho: "So, current reigning and defending EAW United Women's Champion, former Vixens Champion, former Unified World Tag Team Champion, and before that Iconic Cup holder, War Games Competitor, you've continually wrestled on all four brands. Within the past two years alone you have done so much more than wrestlers could ever hope to do within their careers. You are a living legend and you haven't even hit the prime of career. You see Kassidy, it is women such as you that you a girl like me, a eighteen year old girl could ever hope or aim to aspire to become. You have eclipsed so many legacies just in that short amount of time and the shadow that you cast is set to eclipse so much more before you can officially call it a career. I mean it's not like your half-wit, dim-wit, nit-wit, dipshit working the local Sydney high school gymnasium with a tattoo on your tits that reads "Born to just get by". I mean, you are Kassidy Frapping Heart. You are the Queen of Ultra Violence. The Mauler, The Australian Mauler...okay that last part I threw in but you get the idea. It's got a nice ring to it though don't it? The Australian Mauler? Just a little bit? You and are a quite a bit a like. We have both never wanted a regular type life like bar-be-ques, and ballgames. Our passion is for this business that we love whether your like me and just starting out trying to feel everything out, earning my stripes, taking all of my bumps and my bruises along the way hoping that my time will finally come sooner rather than later. Or like you who has been decorated with almost every single wrestling accolade that has come her way all in spite of concussion after concussion and whatever other injury you have sustained along the way. You bleed and break for this business and this company and it shows in your face every single night, and you can't get enough of it. The only way that you will ever stop if you die in that ring. That's passion and that is what you and I both have. Passion.

(Miho takes a drink of coffee before continuing on.)

Miho: "I know that you think that I am inferior to have ever crossed paths with the likes of you. I have one match, and I mean one match to prove that I am only not inferior to you that of even you, the great Kassidy Heart, but I am just as not more so superior to you. Oh sure, only you would think that Mr. Vercetti was a real stupid dipshit when he had the balls to interrupt you during your in the ring promo last week on Dynasty. I am not some disrespecting millennial eighteen year old piece of shit begging to be put in her place. Let me tell you who Mr. Rick Vercetti is Kassidy. He is one of the unsung wrestling legends of this business and has more wrestling knowledge in his one armpit hair than you do you in your entire bleached blonded body, and if he feels that I have the right to wrestle against you, even in a non title match, in the main event, this Friday Night, on Dynasty, then he wouldn't had petitioned StarrStan to book this match. Mark my words dear sweet Kassidy Heart. I am not entering this match just to lose to you. Now don't get me wrong. I have lost matches. I have been pinned and defeated hard and I have struggled, but one thing that I want to make abundantly clear to you is that I have never tapped out. Yeah of course, with you move set, all of your various submission moves in your arsenal, it could happen and knowing me, I'd be too damned foolish and too damned stubborn to tap out to you thus risking potential injury that could make me miss my big title opportunity against Heavenly Hell for the EAW World Tag Team Titles at Terminal Invasion. I can see how that could happen, but it's not going to happen because...

(Miho pauses again while she takes in a long deep breath, she exhales as she takes another drink from her coffee before continuing on.)

Miho: "Because I believe that Mr. Vercetti wouldn't had petitioned and pushed for me to have this match with StarrStan against you if he didn't think that I wasn't ready. Ever since Operation Doomsday which was a bit of a let down. I will admit, but ever since my cousin Celes went down with her second concussion within of a span of a month to the same damned move and now her entire future could be called into question hanging in the balance. Every since Doomsday, I have been on a role. I have carried the banner of Fatal Destiny on my back. I have been victorious ever since then. Now I know that my two tag team win streak pale in comparison to your five match winning streak, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that I have earned this spot to wrestle you in the main event. Yeah it maybe a non title match but all I need is a chance and opportunity to kick your blond head right between the eyes. It would really, really suck if I added another concussion that already damaged pretty head of yours. All I need is one chance to DEADLY LIL MIHO my way to victory, or better yet. Maybe I will finally do you what I couldn't do to Remi Skyfire at Operation Doomsday and get you to finally tap out to The Dragon Snap. So how about it Kassidy? Would you like to be my very first submission victory? Then Mauler, mark my words, hear them well, sister you are going down because I am not losing. I refuse to be just another notch in your already impressive five match winning streak. I will be dead before I ever tap out to the likes of you and then you will have had an eighteen year old girl's blood on your hands. So, I am not going into this match just to lose. What I do in that match will forever eclipse anything that you do going forward. Count on it."

"You know that there is an old saying Kassidy, 'if you could make god bleed, then people would cease to be believe in her.' One of your catch phrases is 'God is a woman' meaning that you think of yourself as a god. Again, I get it, I really do. When there is someone like you, who has done everything that you have done throughout your career in the EAW, it really is easy to think of yourself as a god and you have the clear cut champion's advantage and the favorite to win our match this Friday, and I am coming in as the bottom feeding underdog that just hopes I will get that 'big rub' so to speak. Yes, I am coming in with the hopes that I am going to come away to find a way to win and I will be in that mindset that I am invincible, but you know what really looking and aiming to do. Win or lose, I am looking to make a god bleed. I am going to cut you open whether a little bit or a lot. I am going to cut Kassidy Heart open and we will see what color her blood really is. Will it be red, or blue, or will it be some radiated neon green glow? Take my word for it Kassidy, by match end we will know. This is my vow to you Kassidy you may make an example out of me, but when the dust has finally settled I will make you bleed. Quote me on that."

"Or who really does know, maybe after this match up this Friday, maybe we will never or ever see each other again. Let's just play this one by ear but in the end it will all become so clear."

(Miho reaches down and finishes the rest of her coffee from her cup and set it down. She stands up, reaches into her pocket and pulls out some money laying down a twenty dollar bill and lays it down on the table.)

Miho: "No, no, no, this one was on me like I had said before in the park. It has been an honor to have had to pleasure of meeting with you Kassidy, having coffee with you, talking with you, and most importantly to be able to face you one on one in the ring this Friday on Dynasty. You may beat me, hell you may even submit me and even take me out, but I will make you bleed pretty, but still good luck Kassie you 're gonna need all the luck you can get still...

(Miho leans in over the table and flicks the camera smiling real big.)

…non title, nothing to lose, your pretty little head over lil goddess."

(Miho places her earbuds in her ears and turns on her music from her iPhone's iTunes as she confidently walks out of the famed local Louisville diner. The scene slowly fades out.)
 
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