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Let's not waste any time. I said what I had to say on Voltage and if you cared, you watched and you know why I'm here right now about to ether the fuck out of this little boy Alex Bowden. Oh, edgy one. Well the son of a bitch hasn't opened his mouth this week, at least not yet, so I haven't experienced that headache yet but lemme just go off what I see. So he got a girl by his side now after being utterly embarrassed at Pain for Pride by Xander motherfuckin' Payne. I know that stung, boy. Don't worry, I would've ran to the pussy too to get some pep back in my step. That is, if I was that bad and ended up in that situation in the first place, which is super unrealistic. But that's alright though because it's a new season, right? Pain for Pride was a fluke win for Xander and now you're gonna take your RIGHTFUL place as top of the "New Breed". IT'S ON TO BIG AND BETTER THINGS FOR ALEX BOWDEN, HE WILL NOT BE STOPPED, NOBODY CAN TAME HIM! All that. Yeah. Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, Mr. Bowden. You're gonna be taking yet another L at my hands. It's okay, though, you'll bounce back, right? Like you did last week? You're so great, right? You got your lady by your side to hype you up after another loss, you're gucci, then you can continue going after whatever title your weird ass wants but just make sure you stay out of my way because otherwise you'll be getting ANOTHER loss on your record and man, you don't want that.
What makes me think I'll beat you, you may ask? Plain and simple, Alex, I got more drive than you. I've got more experience. I've been through the ringer of this world time and time again and I'm damn sure not scared of the emos that confront me. Nobody can say anything I haven't said before. What're you gonna do, call me a coward because I left twice? Go ahead. Heard that before. And no, I didn't walk out because I was scared or whatever predetermined notion you may have by word of mouth of these other do nothing assholes backstage. You know who else left multiple times? Diamond Cage and now he's EAW Champion. There's redemption for all of us. I'm not even mad, though. I'll just be waiting for the opportunity to prove them wrong in the ring because that's where it counts. I can easily jump anybody backstage and take 'em out but what does that do for me in my journey to gold? Not much. Yeah I get that intimidation factor going but when all is said and done here and I'm on my way out for good, I'll already have that so no need. I'm priding myself on taking care of my business inside the ring and not bitching and complaining on social media or whatever about how this person said something about me I don't like. Then we'll see who's laughing. Alex, I'm sorry, I find myself on tangents sometimes. But back to you. I know you need to beat me to further prove yourself to the masses and try to erase that stain on your proverbial carpet but it's the equivalent of spilling strawberry soda on it. That bitch ain't coming out. You gotta get a new carpet. You tried hard last week to clean it and shit, it came out a little bit! It's not as red anymore. But I'm coming into your house and making it worse. Think about it like that. Truthfully, I don't need this match as much as you do, I don't even care about you. I just care about that dubya. I didn't just lose at the biggest free-per-view of the year, I'm already established, people already know my name and face, but that isn't changing this outcome. I'm all for opportunity, though. Bring your best, Bowden. Try your hardest to bring the fight to me and make a scene but also know that I'm stronger than you in every sense of the word. And I'll smack your girl up too if she wants to get involved. These hands are for everybody. My own woman, though? I'd never lay a hand on her. But that's her. Katelyn or whatever the hell her name is ain't her. She's an extension of you, basically, and since I have to beat you, I won't feel too bad about it. Anyway though. I hope we don't resort to interference, Alex. That's so childish. Me? I like to do shit on my own, take care of problems face-to-face, I hope you do too. I'm not here for fun, I'm here to be the best I can be and you definitely won't be getting in the way of that by any means. My nicknames aren't just nicknames. I'm cool, calm, and collected now but wrong me and pull something I don't approve of and you'll regret it a minute later. Don't get the wrong idea, my man. Tell her that, too. So badly, you want to start this "Golden Age" or whatever you call it, give all your fans - if you even have any - something to be proud of. "This train will not be derailed again!", you'll say. But that's too bad because I'll tell you right now it will but just hit them emergency brakes. It's nothing against you. You actually seem like a decent guy underneath all the black clothes and fringe but none of this is about personality. It's about ability, talent, passion, endurance, all that jazz. I have all of that. If I didn't, I wouldn't be standing here right now. You know, despite knowing the results beforehand, you should go into this like it's a big match, Alex, I am. This is my "return" match as they'll call it. I like to put on a show, be the performer of the night, have the most exciting match of the night. Can you help me do that, at least? It'll make you look good even after the loss, trust me, then you can use that material on the next guy. I don't know if you care about that, though. But I do and that's all that really matters. This isn't your match, it's my match. Know what I mean? I'm leading this, I'm more important and well-known than you and that's not even to be cocky, it's fact. I'm a little wiser than that these days, in my ripe age of 32. Yeah, I'm old, but I move like I'm 22.
Alex, I look forward to our meeting. I'm sure it'll be one for the books. Well yours, maybe. This is nothing but a random exhibition for me with no other reason to show up than to help the win-loss record so I'll forget about it in a month HOWEVER I wanna hear what you have to say. Don't be shy, Alex, I'm a nice guy. Unless you come at me incorrect. Then we'll have a problem, my good sir. My first match here I sent the other 2 guys I faced back into obscurity, dropped 'em BANG right on their heads. Remember Adrian Christ? I don't really, I just know I beat him so bad he never showed his face in wrestling again even though he was going on all week about being such a legend. Riiight. They really thought they could use me as a platform. JOKES! Like I said, my nicknames aren't just nicknames. If you think this will be easy for you to even take control of, you're sadly mistaken. Wouldn't be the first time a guy that faced me was wrong, though. I don't care if you've been here 5 years, 5 months, or 5 minutes, I'm taking you out because that's just what I gotta do. That's not just for Alex, it's for everybody. Voltage is my show, now. Whoever else is champion doesn't matter because it took them becoming that very thing to even get attention but I'm grabbing this bull by the horns. I'm putting on clinics every week because I can. Then when I DO get my hands on a Championship, you won't even be surprised. It'll just be a "finally". Let's get to work, shall we?
What makes me think I'll beat you, you may ask? Plain and simple, Alex, I got more drive than you. I've got more experience. I've been through the ringer of this world time and time again and I'm damn sure not scared of the emos that confront me. Nobody can say anything I haven't said before. What're you gonna do, call me a coward because I left twice? Go ahead. Heard that before. And no, I didn't walk out because I was scared or whatever predetermined notion you may have by word of mouth of these other do nothing assholes backstage. You know who else left multiple times? Diamond Cage and now he's EAW Champion. There's redemption for all of us. I'm not even mad, though. I'll just be waiting for the opportunity to prove them wrong in the ring because that's where it counts. I can easily jump anybody backstage and take 'em out but what does that do for me in my journey to gold? Not much. Yeah I get that intimidation factor going but when all is said and done here and I'm on my way out for good, I'll already have that so no need. I'm priding myself on taking care of my business inside the ring and not bitching and complaining on social media or whatever about how this person said something about me I don't like. Then we'll see who's laughing. Alex, I'm sorry, I find myself on tangents sometimes. But back to you. I know you need to beat me to further prove yourself to the masses and try to erase that stain on your proverbial carpet but it's the equivalent of spilling strawberry soda on it. That bitch ain't coming out. You gotta get a new carpet. You tried hard last week to clean it and shit, it came out a little bit! It's not as red anymore. But I'm coming into your house and making it worse. Think about it like that. Truthfully, I don't need this match as much as you do, I don't even care about you. I just care about that dubya. I didn't just lose at the biggest free-per-view of the year, I'm already established, people already know my name and face, but that isn't changing this outcome. I'm all for opportunity, though. Bring your best, Bowden. Try your hardest to bring the fight to me and make a scene but also know that I'm stronger than you in every sense of the word. And I'll smack your girl up too if she wants to get involved. These hands are for everybody. My own woman, though? I'd never lay a hand on her. But that's her. Katelyn or whatever the hell her name is ain't her. She's an extension of you, basically, and since I have to beat you, I won't feel too bad about it. Anyway though. I hope we don't resort to interference, Alex. That's so childish. Me? I like to do shit on my own, take care of problems face-to-face, I hope you do too. I'm not here for fun, I'm here to be the best I can be and you definitely won't be getting in the way of that by any means. My nicknames aren't just nicknames. I'm cool, calm, and collected now but wrong me and pull something I don't approve of and you'll regret it a minute later. Don't get the wrong idea, my man. Tell her that, too. So badly, you want to start this "Golden Age" or whatever you call it, give all your fans - if you even have any - something to be proud of. "This train will not be derailed again!", you'll say. But that's too bad because I'll tell you right now it will but just hit them emergency brakes. It's nothing against you. You actually seem like a decent guy underneath all the black clothes and fringe but none of this is about personality. It's about ability, talent, passion, endurance, all that jazz. I have all of that. If I didn't, I wouldn't be standing here right now. You know, despite knowing the results beforehand, you should go into this like it's a big match, Alex, I am. This is my "return" match as they'll call it. I like to put on a show, be the performer of the night, have the most exciting match of the night. Can you help me do that, at least? It'll make you look good even after the loss, trust me, then you can use that material on the next guy. I don't know if you care about that, though. But I do and that's all that really matters. This isn't your match, it's my match. Know what I mean? I'm leading this, I'm more important and well-known than you and that's not even to be cocky, it's fact. I'm a little wiser than that these days, in my ripe age of 32. Yeah, I'm old, but I move like I'm 22.
Alex, I look forward to our meeting. I'm sure it'll be one for the books. Well yours, maybe. This is nothing but a random exhibition for me with no other reason to show up than to help the win-loss record so I'll forget about it in a month HOWEVER I wanna hear what you have to say. Don't be shy, Alex, I'm a nice guy. Unless you come at me incorrect. Then we'll have a problem, my good sir. My first match here I sent the other 2 guys I faced back into obscurity, dropped 'em BANG right on their heads. Remember Adrian Christ? I don't really, I just know I beat him so bad he never showed his face in wrestling again even though he was going on all week about being such a legend. Riiight. They really thought they could use me as a platform. JOKES! Like I said, my nicknames aren't just nicknames. If you think this will be easy for you to even take control of, you're sadly mistaken. Wouldn't be the first time a guy that faced me was wrong, though. I don't care if you've been here 5 years, 5 months, or 5 minutes, I'm taking you out because that's just what I gotta do. That's not just for Alex, it's for everybody. Voltage is my show, now. Whoever else is champion doesn't matter because it took them becoming that very thing to even get attention but I'm grabbing this bull by the horns. I'm putting on clinics every week because I can. Then when I DO get my hands on a Championship, you won't even be surprised. It'll just be a "finally". Let's get to work, shall we?
