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See how hard it is for you to come up with a promo when your opponent has a better win/loss ratio than you? I told you and you’ve proved me right. All of a sudden, the cat got your tongue and the bravado Andre Walker used to display against every single other Elitist who dared step in his way, is all gone. Now we get a weird mixture of “no u” and Jalyn Garcia level of mental gymnastics although, in his defense, he’s actually entertaining with it and you are not. You are just a waste of time. For me, for your opponents, for anyone who hasn’t fallen asleep ten seconds into your promotional videos and has somehow survived until the end of them.
When I mentioned you losing to Jalyn Garcia I wasn’t shooting myself in the foot, I was… proving my one and only point I’ve made in my promo. The point being that your win/loss peepee measuring attitude can only get you so far. Constantly downplaying your opponents won’t get you anywhere in this industry, let alone in EAW, a company which is packed to the brim with talent and certainly does not need an overconfident Rookie on his high horse to save it from boredom. That’s all I’ve ever tried to tell you, really. I’m saddened by the fact that you failed to understand such a basic concept but then again, I don’t really care. I don’t have to convince you, let alone get you to agree with what I’ve said. I simply need to make you look like an idiot and I’m fairly confident that I’m doing a decent job at it. Let’s be honest here, Andre. The fact that you’ve spent so much energy in trying to make yourself look better than Jalyn Garcia, Bronson Daniels and Shawn Sturgis… did it get you somewhere? Was it all worth it in the end? I quite frankly doubt it. The way I see it, your approach to those matches, and to virtually every other one of your matches, was wrong. Underestimating an opponent might give you that jolt of confidence and energy that, sure, it’s inebriating but it plays against you more than it helps. Let me explain to you why, but please try to listen to me this time around.
There are two sides to Andre Walker’s “body of work” (actual quote): the never ending, obsessively redundant dismissal of his opponents considered lesser talent each and every time and the equally obsessive boasting of his supposed skills. That’s all that transpired from him not only this week, but in the Pain for Pride week as well. You’d think that something so basic such as a “You suck, I’m better” gimmick would be easy to pull off, yet somehow, some way, Andre Walker manages to mess even that up. There’s a fundamental issue with your way of thinking: if everyone sucks and nobody can hold a candle to you, then how can you boast about defeating the same people you consider nobodies? The way I see it, if someone beats a nobody, then they didn’t accomplish anything worthwhile. Matter of fact, you never hear me flexing my wins against, say, Joe Rocco because nobody knows who he is. Then how in the world can you switch so quickly between the “my opponents last week sucked hard, it was a walk in park” to “my wins have been impressive, I am a future World Champion” just a few lines later? Since you like fancy words, I’ll use one myself. That’s what they call a “non sequitur”, a non logical conclusion to a previously made statement. Yet, you seem to agree with what I’ve just said since you’ve opened your video by writing off your win last week as “nothing special” yet literally two minutes later you claim that you love to talk for hours and hours about how awesome you are. I’m confused, but maybe it’s because I’m dumb like you said.
Wrestling is a very stupid industry, now that I think about it. We are out here trying to sell ourselves with little catchphrases and gimmicks in hope we might be able to sell more T Shirts or get a better contract from our Marketing Department. It’s sad and funny at the same time. I can’t say I do it for the money, but I’ll admit that I make compromises every time I open my mouth on EAW dot com. There’s an entire world inside my head and what you see on screen is nothing but a glimpse of it. I am the PG Patrol Commander, the one who doesn’t swear and likes Disney stuff. I’ve picked this role and I’m playing it accordingly, much like a Fairy Tale or a Theater Play. I know my audience very well and I know my message has to be simple, clear and to the point. Nobody wants to know about the iceberg beneath the tip made of PG Patrol catchphrases, nobody has the time and the will to truly understand me. Certainly not my demographic which is rather young compared to yours and I don’t expect them to listen to the struggle of a British girl who is desperately trying to make her dream come true in an industry made of sociopaths who wrestle in EAW because it’s the closest legal thing to murder they can get away with. I have simplified my persona because wrestling is stupid and so am I.
In an industry in which everyone is reduced to a simple, single trait character, I find it baffling how someone like you can’t even pull that off. Over the span of one promo you’ve went from the fake humble guy who believes in himself because… reasons to the guy who admittedly loves to talk for hours about himself out of pure narcissism. You admitted you enjoy talking for hours about yourself yet you did that in a video that was a lot shorter than your average. You went from saying this “I have pushed Champions to their very limits” to saying this “The heart and soul you pour into your work and leave in the ring don’t really matter in the least if you aren’t seeing results”. I’m very much confused by your logic. The role you are trying to play is a very simple and straightforward one. You claim you are better than everyone else, you claim that you are better than me than… just stick to it. How hard can it be? How come there was none of it in your previous video? How come the only thing you threw at me was the fact that I was being “dumb” yet you never truly debunked my statements (probably because deep down you agree with what I’ve said as it’s the simple truth). I don’t get it. Why are you not making fun of the fact that I’ve lost to Jalyn Garcia? Why are you not making fun of the “Specials” Championship, as Khamsin calls it? You are not because… I am “baiting” you? Baiting you to do what exactly? Play out the role you’ve been playing since you’ve joined this place? Why the sudden change of heart? Is it because I’m better than you in every single aspect? It’s not bait, you simply do not know what to say, that’s all.
Back at Fighting Spirit you were THREE months into EAW and you were already trashing Sierra Bradford, accusing Jalyn Garcia of having easy wins over supposedly lesser opponents like her. Just because I wasn’t booked against you that doesn’t mean I wasn’t paying attention to your words. I was listening and was disgusted by your attitude and the sheer lack of respect you’ve shown to Jalyn Garcia. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a huge fan of the guy either, but still. Fast forward to last week, you’ve said that the Pain for Pride fatal four way was worth watching purely because of your presence. Did I say that or did you say it? And you claim that I am somehow baiting you into acting the way you act? If anything, I’ve been trying to convince you that respect gets you much further than constant disrespect. You could’ve just said “I agree with you, Sarah. I should get off my high horse. Let’s have a fair and competitive match and see who the better rookie is” if that previous attitude of yours was truly a thing of the past like you so desperately want me to believe (spoiler alert, I don’t buy it).
If “a loss is a loss”, then why did you spend so much time in trying to convince people that the Pain for Pride Fatal Four Way was unfair due to the fact that Shawn Sturgis was supposedly only there to get pinned and that you were “inches away” from preventing that from happening? Just because you opened your promo by saying “I won’t be looking for an excuse” that doesn’t mean you get a free pass to spend that same promo making up said excuse. The same exact thing can be applied to your promo this week. Non sequitur. Illogical. Wrestling is simple, Andre. You’ve picked a very simple role, the “I’m better than everyone” role. That’s legitimately the easiest gimmick to pull off, all you have to do is to trash talk 24/7 like you’ve always done. Just keep playing your part accordingly. It’s not that hard. Why the back pedaling? One promo from me was all it took for you to question your whole foundation and well, that’s flattering in a way but also quite worrying from your perspective. There are probably many more issues with your content but I simply couldn’t be bothered to look all of them up. No hard feelings.
I hit the mark with the “vanilla” comment did I? I can tell by the way you so obsessively tried to turn things around and claim that I was in the wrong because of how in depth I’ve gone with the points I’ve made. That doesn’t really mean anything though. I’ve said you are vanilla because that’s how you come off, you sound generic and the words you’ve used this week are just as generic. You could’ve proved me wrong if I had spent my video listing all the non existing elements that make Andre Walker “Andre Walker” but I didn’t do that. Matter of fact, I’ve based it on the one and only thing that has ever transpired in your content which is sheer arrogance. That’s all there is to it, no matter how desperately you are trying to twist reality and make me look as if I am the one who doesn’t make sense. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you were to get fired over night…
“Hey, you know that Dynasty guy was released the other day…”
“Who?”
“You know… the Pop Smoke fan…”
“Uhm, everyone in EAW is a Pop Smoke fan”
“You know… the guy who claims he is going to become Champion one day”
“Well… isn’t that everyone’s goal?”
“I mean… the guy… the guy who thinks he’s better than everyone else?”
“That isn’t saying much. That’s literally ⅔ of the roster”
“The guy with the Soccer Mom hair…”
“Ahhhh… Andre Walker!”
“Yes! That guy!”
Make what you want out of my words. Take them with a grain of salt or ignore them completely, whatever floats your boat. At the end of the day, I’m not here to convince you that I’m better than you. I couldn’t care less about it. You claim you are down to earth and that’s fine, but when it comes to that, there’s no one more down to earth than me. Come Dynasty I will be focusing on the only thing that matters and that is winning my first Dynasty Main Event and sending a message to Harper Lee while doing it. I don’t know if you are ever going to change. I don’t know if you are even going to listen to this. All I know is that come Dynasty I am going to slap you once for every time DeMarco has name dropped me in his promos and that’s a lot of times.
When I mentioned you losing to Jalyn Garcia I wasn’t shooting myself in the foot, I was… proving my one and only point I’ve made in my promo. The point being that your win/loss peepee measuring attitude can only get you so far. Constantly downplaying your opponents won’t get you anywhere in this industry, let alone in EAW, a company which is packed to the brim with talent and certainly does not need an overconfident Rookie on his high horse to save it from boredom. That’s all I’ve ever tried to tell you, really. I’m saddened by the fact that you failed to understand such a basic concept but then again, I don’t really care. I don’t have to convince you, let alone get you to agree with what I’ve said. I simply need to make you look like an idiot and I’m fairly confident that I’m doing a decent job at it. Let’s be honest here, Andre. The fact that you’ve spent so much energy in trying to make yourself look better than Jalyn Garcia, Bronson Daniels and Shawn Sturgis… did it get you somewhere? Was it all worth it in the end? I quite frankly doubt it. The way I see it, your approach to those matches, and to virtually every other one of your matches, was wrong. Underestimating an opponent might give you that jolt of confidence and energy that, sure, it’s inebriating but it plays against you more than it helps. Let me explain to you why, but please try to listen to me this time around.
There are two sides to Andre Walker’s “body of work” (actual quote): the never ending, obsessively redundant dismissal of his opponents considered lesser talent each and every time and the equally obsessive boasting of his supposed skills. That’s all that transpired from him not only this week, but in the Pain for Pride week as well. You’d think that something so basic such as a “You suck, I’m better” gimmick would be easy to pull off, yet somehow, some way, Andre Walker manages to mess even that up. There’s a fundamental issue with your way of thinking: if everyone sucks and nobody can hold a candle to you, then how can you boast about defeating the same people you consider nobodies? The way I see it, if someone beats a nobody, then they didn’t accomplish anything worthwhile. Matter of fact, you never hear me flexing my wins against, say, Joe Rocco because nobody knows who he is. Then how in the world can you switch so quickly between the “my opponents last week sucked hard, it was a walk in park” to “my wins have been impressive, I am a future World Champion” just a few lines later? Since you like fancy words, I’ll use one myself. That’s what they call a “non sequitur”, a non logical conclusion to a previously made statement. Yet, you seem to agree with what I’ve just said since you’ve opened your video by writing off your win last week as “nothing special” yet literally two minutes later you claim that you love to talk for hours and hours about how awesome you are. I’m confused, but maybe it’s because I’m dumb like you said.
Wrestling is a very stupid industry, now that I think about it. We are out here trying to sell ourselves with little catchphrases and gimmicks in hope we might be able to sell more T Shirts or get a better contract from our Marketing Department. It’s sad and funny at the same time. I can’t say I do it for the money, but I’ll admit that I make compromises every time I open my mouth on EAW dot com. There’s an entire world inside my head and what you see on screen is nothing but a glimpse of it. I am the PG Patrol Commander, the one who doesn’t swear and likes Disney stuff. I’ve picked this role and I’m playing it accordingly, much like a Fairy Tale or a Theater Play. I know my audience very well and I know my message has to be simple, clear and to the point. Nobody wants to know about the iceberg beneath the tip made of PG Patrol catchphrases, nobody has the time and the will to truly understand me. Certainly not my demographic which is rather young compared to yours and I don’t expect them to listen to the struggle of a British girl who is desperately trying to make her dream come true in an industry made of sociopaths who wrestle in EAW because it’s the closest legal thing to murder they can get away with. I have simplified my persona because wrestling is stupid and so am I.
In an industry in which everyone is reduced to a simple, single trait character, I find it baffling how someone like you can’t even pull that off. Over the span of one promo you’ve went from the fake humble guy who believes in himself because… reasons to the guy who admittedly loves to talk for hours about himself out of pure narcissism. You admitted you enjoy talking for hours about yourself yet you did that in a video that was a lot shorter than your average. You went from saying this “I have pushed Champions to their very limits” to saying this “The heart and soul you pour into your work and leave in the ring don’t really matter in the least if you aren’t seeing results”. I’m very much confused by your logic. The role you are trying to play is a very simple and straightforward one. You claim you are better than everyone else, you claim that you are better than me than… just stick to it. How hard can it be? How come there was none of it in your previous video? How come the only thing you threw at me was the fact that I was being “dumb” yet you never truly debunked my statements (probably because deep down you agree with what I’ve said as it’s the simple truth). I don’t get it. Why are you not making fun of the fact that I’ve lost to Jalyn Garcia? Why are you not making fun of the “Specials” Championship, as Khamsin calls it? You are not because… I am “baiting” you? Baiting you to do what exactly? Play out the role you’ve been playing since you’ve joined this place? Why the sudden change of heart? Is it because I’m better than you in every single aspect? It’s not bait, you simply do not know what to say, that’s all.
Back at Fighting Spirit you were THREE months into EAW and you were already trashing Sierra Bradford, accusing Jalyn Garcia of having easy wins over supposedly lesser opponents like her. Just because I wasn’t booked against you that doesn’t mean I wasn’t paying attention to your words. I was listening and was disgusted by your attitude and the sheer lack of respect you’ve shown to Jalyn Garcia. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a huge fan of the guy either, but still. Fast forward to last week, you’ve said that the Pain for Pride fatal four way was worth watching purely because of your presence. Did I say that or did you say it? And you claim that I am somehow baiting you into acting the way you act? If anything, I’ve been trying to convince you that respect gets you much further than constant disrespect. You could’ve just said “I agree with you, Sarah. I should get off my high horse. Let’s have a fair and competitive match and see who the better rookie is” if that previous attitude of yours was truly a thing of the past like you so desperately want me to believe (spoiler alert, I don’t buy it).
If “a loss is a loss”, then why did you spend so much time in trying to convince people that the Pain for Pride Fatal Four Way was unfair due to the fact that Shawn Sturgis was supposedly only there to get pinned and that you were “inches away” from preventing that from happening? Just because you opened your promo by saying “I won’t be looking for an excuse” that doesn’t mean you get a free pass to spend that same promo making up said excuse. The same exact thing can be applied to your promo this week. Non sequitur. Illogical. Wrestling is simple, Andre. You’ve picked a very simple role, the “I’m better than everyone” role. That’s legitimately the easiest gimmick to pull off, all you have to do is to trash talk 24/7 like you’ve always done. Just keep playing your part accordingly. It’s not that hard. Why the back pedaling? One promo from me was all it took for you to question your whole foundation and well, that’s flattering in a way but also quite worrying from your perspective. There are probably many more issues with your content but I simply couldn’t be bothered to look all of them up. No hard feelings.
I hit the mark with the “vanilla” comment did I? I can tell by the way you so obsessively tried to turn things around and claim that I was in the wrong because of how in depth I’ve gone with the points I’ve made. That doesn’t really mean anything though. I’ve said you are vanilla because that’s how you come off, you sound generic and the words you’ve used this week are just as generic. You could’ve proved me wrong if I had spent my video listing all the non existing elements that make Andre Walker “Andre Walker” but I didn’t do that. Matter of fact, I’ve based it on the one and only thing that has ever transpired in your content which is sheer arrogance. That’s all there is to it, no matter how desperately you are trying to twist reality and make me look as if I am the one who doesn’t make sense. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you were to get fired over night…
“Hey, you know that Dynasty guy was released the other day…”
“Who?”
“You know… the Pop Smoke fan…”
“Uhm, everyone in EAW is a Pop Smoke fan”
“You know… the guy who claims he is going to become Champion one day”
“Well… isn’t that everyone’s goal?”
“I mean… the guy… the guy who thinks he’s better than everyone else?”
“That isn’t saying much. That’s literally ⅔ of the roster”
“The guy with the Soccer Mom hair…”
“Ahhhh… Andre Walker!”
“Yes! That guy!”
Make what you want out of my words. Take them with a grain of salt or ignore them completely, whatever floats your boat. At the end of the day, I’m not here to convince you that I’m better than you. I couldn’t care less about it. You claim you are down to earth and that’s fine, but when it comes to that, there’s no one more down to earth than me. Come Dynasty I will be focusing on the only thing that matters and that is winning my first Dynasty Main Event and sending a message to Harper Lee while doing it. I don’t know if you are ever going to change. I don’t know if you are even going to listen to this. All I know is that come Dynasty I am going to slap you once for every time DeMarco has name dropped me in his promos and that’s a lot of times.
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