MATCH PROMO kindly stfu

Miku Sakai

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You know, reality checks are supposed to be just that, a reality check. When the reality check hits, it's supposed to give you that jolt of realization. It's supposed to make you step outside yourself and see things for what they are, and not what you used to just perceive them to be. When I beat Daryl, that should've been a reality check. That should've shown him where he stands in the pecking order here. He should realize that he is just another fucking loser, pretending to be something he's not. You're not a main eventer, you're not someone that anyone cares to see, and you never will be. That's what that match should've been for you Daryl, but instead? What do I get? More delusion. Pathetic delusion that you continue to have, and quite frankly it's just embarrassing to converse with you at all. Just listen to what you're saying. The least you can do in this situation is take the L, and move on. Accept that you aren't ready for this moment, and focus on getting better. But no, instead we have excuse, after excuse, when your excuses don't even make any goddamn sense in the first fucking place. Let me chill on that though, ok? Let me move my focus on last week. Before I dive deeper into whatever fucking dumbass shit Daryl dumbass has to say, let's talk about my douchebag partner Raven Roberts. I'm surrounded by fucking assholes. I can't fucking believe that I am stuck with some of the most bullshit shit that anyone could ever be faced with. Not only am I facing off against Halsey, but I'm also facing Pandora, and what does Raven do? My alleged partner, who should have my back during it all? NOTHING. She just fucking watches all this shit go down, interference after interference, and she does NOTHING. Until of course the match is over, and the fucking dumbass referee doesn't know the goddamn rules of wrestling. No contest? Dumb cunt, I was attacked, that is a disqualification I win. It isn't a no contest, you fucking dumb cunt. Like am I surrounded by the dumbest human being on Earth? What the fuck did I do for it not to be a DQ on just her? It made absolutely no sense. And then of course, AFTER all that shit, THEN Raven comes to "be the hero". Fuck off. What an actual fucking douchebag. And then she has a nice little match not wrestling against 2 different people at the same time, and of course, wins an easy match. I come in, and she just fucking hits me? Trash. I'm going to start keeping the plastic for soda cans connected so that she can choke on it and die like the dumbass bird that she is.

Raven, we're going to settle this eventually, but for now, just know that this is all your fault. Anyway, this week I not only have Daryl, but I'm against PJ Hendrix, and teaming with... Sigh, one of the Ava bitches. Great. This one thinks she's 6 years old, and a Disney princess or some shit? I don't know man, that whole family is just fucked. But it doesn't matter, because all we have to do is beat bum ass, Daryl. You can just see how shit this guy really is. I mean Daryl, yes I'm going back to the dumb shit you said. You said that we were both thrown off by having Devolution there? Why the fuck would you be nervous about your group watching along? They have never touched you, they have never attacked you, stop being a fucking pussy. The only person that would be weary about them being there is me. I mean, uh, hello? They fucked up my match literally just last week. I have wrestled against them at FPV's, and they literally hate me. Why the fuck would you care if they were there? And if I wasn't worried about their presence, then you have no business being thrown off by it. Especially because they never moved from the fucking stage, so even more, you should've been fine. But I guess you're a scared little bitch, pissing his leg whenever a match isn't 100% perfect. No one touched you, no one got in your way, you just fucking lost because you're a subpar wrestler. Good thing they did show up though right? Because now you have something to blame it on. That's always what you need in order to feel ok with yourself. If you didn't have an excuse you wouldn't talk, and lucky for you you can pull an excuse out of thin air. It's never Daryl's fault that he's been one of the least successful wrestlers in EAW for the past few years. Nope it's the spectators at ringside that is to blame for yet another loss. But yes the people that were there for you, scouting you, in order to have you join their group gave me the edge. The person that they literally attacked last week. Good call you fucking moron.

I really just wonder when you're going to grow up, and take accountability for your trash ability. You're lame as fuck boy. Like legit one of the lamest human beings in EAW, and I cringe every single time you talk. You're up there with one of the most cringe people in EAW, but I guess I can't blame you too much, you were trained by the human cringe factory himself Rex McAllister. You have never shown the ability that you claim to have, and at some point, you would think that you would show off these special moves. But no, the losses just pile up, and you continue to be the same fucking loser you've always been. I'm sure when you lose this match, all you'll do is blame PJ, and say that you could've won if only PJ pulled his weight. Which of course won't make sense because you are the one that will be getting pinned. But yeah, I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. I know you won't take accountability no matter what. So I'm sorry for that PJ, but you have found yourself in a bit of bad luck here. PJ I've heard of you. I wouldn't say I know you, but I've heard of you. You've some things, you've made a name for yourself, and obviously you're good. I just don't know if your talent is enough to overshadow the trash pile that is Daryl Kinkade. And who knows maybe I'm giving you yourself too much credit, I'm just going by what I've overheard. This is the first time you and I will have ever met. I'm sure you'll annoy the fuck out of me, and we'll instantly hate each other, but until you open your stupid mouth, and stupid fucking shit come falling out, we're good. I do find it sad that you have to team with such a shit wrestler, and I hope you can overcome his blame game. He doesn't want to win, he wants to complain, and you are in the perfect position to get all the complaints. PJ, I have nothing against you right now and don't make me. Clearly I have other things going on right now, so I'll give you whatever attention I can, but the bird bitch is kind of a cunt, and the refereeing around here is spotty at best. So once you reply, I'm sure I'll have more to say to you, I'll give you all the attention that I can. But for now, that's it. I'll see you on Showdown little guy.
 

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