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Errybody wanna be a vato but not everybody can be a vato. Got so many posers got so many imitators but there can only be one TLA. You know that there was a homie who got done caught plagiarizing the shit that I was saying. I give no fucks tho because people be getting inspired by me all the time. I ain't even bother to call it out anymore because my influence has grown to the extent that I just assume someone and somewhere is ripping yo boi off. They be seeing all the good ass shit that I be doing and how can they even resist. I am all about being your own self but when you see a good thing why would you not just wanna start doing that shit too no matter who invented it. I ain't give no fucks about no appropriation because the way I see it we all learn together. We all grow together and we be evening the playing field. You think that I am scared of someone taking my idea and maybe outdoing me with it? Nah I ain't scurred. I mean what is going to stop me from taking it from them too? Nah you know that a vato be straight thievin’ y'all tempt me with some good shit and you know imma be doin’ big things with yo thing.
Bout to make it my thing.
When I be making it my thing you know that it just becomes errybody thing. We be sharing all up in this society. But we still be getting all competitive in the ring regardless. We in a capitalist society and you know that we all about that competition. EAW competing with all the other wrestling companies at this rate with the shit we be bringing in you know we putting all the other wrestling companies outta business. On some monopoly type shit cuz you know they just can't even keep up! They be seeing the type of dinero that yo boi be slanging around. You know we buying up the finest of lowriders. Chillin’ with the baddest of bitches. You know you gotta treat them mamacitas right. Gotta go Hollywood you know that EAW hittin’ it mainstream and after an event like the Grand Rampage how could we not? After this week the path to Pain for Pride bout to be clearer than ever before. About to make it the biggest and most successful Pain for Pride of all time! We getting all of them sponsors.
Except for Taco Bell they can fuck right off.
That is another benefit of leaving Voltage. We ain't never gonna allow none of that basura ass sponsorship and catering up in here. Nah it be legitimate and authentic type cuisine up on Showdown only. The only fake shit be what coming out the mouths of the opps. But we about to shut them up too leave no doubts that we going on to Pain for Pride and we about to get that moment in. I have come too close too many times and I ain't about to stop with never having that moment. I main evented Pain for Pride against Impact a couple years ago but I ain't got that moment in. Nah my story ain't finished just yet! We still got one left in us and we not stepping aside for nobody. Drake King, Mr. DEDEDE, Malcolm Jones all out the picture and best stay that way cuz I ain't about to step aside for them to take my spot ever again.
We gettin’ what we due!
Gotta give a shout-out to the homie Brae. You know that I think this is his first Grand Rampage also and he beastin’. He going in on some of the toughest in the business and not backing down. Bro about to bring all that intensity bring all that rage you know he ain't stop for nobody. Gonna have to throw him over the top rope still wildin’. I respect it. Bro is feral. Belongs to these streets and you know ain't nobody bout to tame him. You be right the progress get reset back to zero when you fail to win a match as important as the Grand Rampage but I ain't never been afraid of starting from scratch. I done started from scratch last year when I came closer to winning this thing than I had in a long ass time. This is another thing that Bronson Daniels gotta consider. Bro almost won it last year but I wasn't that far away from winning it myself. If y'all wanna call last year a developmental year for you then it was for me as well and y'all know this time I be looking to outlast you. Looking to outfight Brae also. I be looking forward to facing Brae as well and you looking for competition holmes?
You gonna get it!
We throwing all them reglas out the window. We throwing all the other Grand Rampage competitors out the window also. We finna be defenestrating on they bitch asses. See I can bust out them big ass inglés white boi words too. Can't keep a homie down. We eliminating everyone though and we winning the whole match. Not settling for just a W but we about to take a dominant W. Make em know. Make em recognize. Know that the winner ain't just got lucky. Nah we done fucked all y'all up for real! I am sure that is what Brae and Mig and Cody and all my other opponents plan to do as well. Jake Smith thinking he going to win this whole thing but we going to show him that he ain't ready for it. He gonna come up real short all up against yo boi when I be steppin’ to him. About to find out that he can paint the biggest target on he back but that ain't going to bode well for him when he steps up against the hombre who got the biggest gun.
Imma put an end to his waffling permanently.
Primero we got Ryan Wilson out here doing a whole spotlight on yo boi. I be appreciating it. Feeling the love for real for real. Bro starting off the spotlight by saying my best Grand Rampage performance since 2018 was last year coming in number nine. Bro intentionally setting the cutoff date to exclude the 2017 Grand Rampage match where I came in second! The audacity! Bro tryna come at me like that! Nah for real tho based on everything else homie had to say I ain't think it was even intentional. Nah bro just wanna remind everyone that yo boi had the finest performance up in the Grand Rampage he had last year in a long ass time. Showing the world that a vato on the come up. We making waves and we making moves. We going from our best performance last year to getting that W in this year. It happening y'all.
Ain't nobody stopping it!
Good idea to unleash Steroid Dawg on Ronan Malosi again. It been too long since they have had an encounter. You know that mah dawg a good dawg but mah dawg be gettin’ real hungry. Ready to feast. Steroid Dawg might be what is necessary to lure Ronan out of whatever hole he be hiding in this year. Bro might not even come out for the Grand Rampage at this rate.
Might have to just give his spot to Steroid Dawg.
Ronan be hitting dogs n shit. This is why he gotta upgrade to a lowrider with the quickness. Just get to bouncing you know you bout to hop right over any perros up in yo path. Wild ass animals getting all up in the street ain't no thang when yo ride packing that sweet equipment. Ready for anything. Ronan about to get run over himself tho by Steroid Dawg. Big dawg be hittin’ like a truck splatter bald ass gringo motherfuckers into smithereens.
Leave nothing left.
Ryan be talking about snipers n shit tho. You know he lurking. Them Canadians in the bushes everywhere got they sights on yo ass. They not going to hit me tho cuz I be moving with too much velocity. The snipers ain't even capable of locking on and getting a good shot cuz of the quickness. Ryan even tryna fire a shot I be pulling someone else like Ronan up in the way to take the shot. Then Ryan I be knowing yo location. Come and beat yo ass find out what happens when you ain't fucking with yo boi at long range. Bout to drop you y'all acknowledge and respect a vato but you going to twice as much when y'all learn what I can do first hand and in person. Y'all think that you got my number y'all done out survived a vato in the Grand Rampage before but this year that all changes. I ain't even got my number. No idea what number I even bout to draw. You know that I be coming out and when I do don't matter what number I got or what number you got. Y'all got my number I got my number. Only one thing matters.
Y'all gettin’ these hands.
Bout to make it my thing.
When I be making it my thing you know that it just becomes errybody thing. We be sharing all up in this society. But we still be getting all competitive in the ring regardless. We in a capitalist society and you know that we all about that competition. EAW competing with all the other wrestling companies at this rate with the shit we be bringing in you know we putting all the other wrestling companies outta business. On some monopoly type shit cuz you know they just can't even keep up! They be seeing the type of dinero that yo boi be slanging around. You know we buying up the finest of lowriders. Chillin’ with the baddest of bitches. You know you gotta treat them mamacitas right. Gotta go Hollywood you know that EAW hittin’ it mainstream and after an event like the Grand Rampage how could we not? After this week the path to Pain for Pride bout to be clearer than ever before. About to make it the biggest and most successful Pain for Pride of all time! We getting all of them sponsors.
Except for Taco Bell they can fuck right off.
That is another benefit of leaving Voltage. We ain't never gonna allow none of that basura ass sponsorship and catering up in here. Nah it be legitimate and authentic type cuisine up on Showdown only. The only fake shit be what coming out the mouths of the opps. But we about to shut them up too leave no doubts that we going on to Pain for Pride and we about to get that moment in. I have come too close too many times and I ain't about to stop with never having that moment. I main evented Pain for Pride against Impact a couple years ago but I ain't got that moment in. Nah my story ain't finished just yet! We still got one left in us and we not stepping aside for nobody. Drake King, Mr. DEDEDE, Malcolm Jones all out the picture and best stay that way cuz I ain't about to step aside for them to take my spot ever again.
We gettin’ what we due!
Gotta give a shout-out to the homie Brae. You know that I think this is his first Grand Rampage also and he beastin’. He going in on some of the toughest in the business and not backing down. Bro about to bring all that intensity bring all that rage you know he ain't stop for nobody. Gonna have to throw him over the top rope still wildin’. I respect it. Bro is feral. Belongs to these streets and you know ain't nobody bout to tame him. You be right the progress get reset back to zero when you fail to win a match as important as the Grand Rampage but I ain't never been afraid of starting from scratch. I done started from scratch last year when I came closer to winning this thing than I had in a long ass time. This is another thing that Bronson Daniels gotta consider. Bro almost won it last year but I wasn't that far away from winning it myself. If y'all wanna call last year a developmental year for you then it was for me as well and y'all know this time I be looking to outlast you. Looking to outfight Brae also. I be looking forward to facing Brae as well and you looking for competition holmes?
You gonna get it!
We throwing all them reglas out the window. We throwing all the other Grand Rampage competitors out the window also. We finna be defenestrating on they bitch asses. See I can bust out them big ass inglés white boi words too. Can't keep a homie down. We eliminating everyone though and we winning the whole match. Not settling for just a W but we about to take a dominant W. Make em know. Make em recognize. Know that the winner ain't just got lucky. Nah we done fucked all y'all up for real! I am sure that is what Brae and Mig and Cody and all my other opponents plan to do as well. Jake Smith thinking he going to win this whole thing but we going to show him that he ain't ready for it. He gonna come up real short all up against yo boi when I be steppin’ to him. About to find out that he can paint the biggest target on he back but that ain't going to bode well for him when he steps up against the hombre who got the biggest gun.
Imma put an end to his waffling permanently.
Primero we got Ryan Wilson out here doing a whole spotlight on yo boi. I be appreciating it. Feeling the love for real for real. Bro starting off the spotlight by saying my best Grand Rampage performance since 2018 was last year coming in number nine. Bro intentionally setting the cutoff date to exclude the 2017 Grand Rampage match where I came in second! The audacity! Bro tryna come at me like that! Nah for real tho based on everything else homie had to say I ain't think it was even intentional. Nah bro just wanna remind everyone that yo boi had the finest performance up in the Grand Rampage he had last year in a long ass time. Showing the world that a vato on the come up. We making waves and we making moves. We going from our best performance last year to getting that W in this year. It happening y'all.
Ain't nobody stopping it!
Good idea to unleash Steroid Dawg on Ronan Malosi again. It been too long since they have had an encounter. You know that mah dawg a good dawg but mah dawg be gettin’ real hungry. Ready to feast. Steroid Dawg might be what is necessary to lure Ronan out of whatever hole he be hiding in this year. Bro might not even come out for the Grand Rampage at this rate.
Might have to just give his spot to Steroid Dawg.
Ronan be hitting dogs n shit. This is why he gotta upgrade to a lowrider with the quickness. Just get to bouncing you know you bout to hop right over any perros up in yo path. Wild ass animals getting all up in the street ain't no thang when yo ride packing that sweet equipment. Ready for anything. Ronan about to get run over himself tho by Steroid Dawg. Big dawg be hittin’ like a truck splatter bald ass gringo motherfuckers into smithereens.
Leave nothing left.
Ryan be talking about snipers n shit tho. You know he lurking. Them Canadians in the bushes everywhere got they sights on yo ass. They not going to hit me tho cuz I be moving with too much velocity. The snipers ain't even capable of locking on and getting a good shot cuz of the quickness. Ryan even tryna fire a shot I be pulling someone else like Ronan up in the way to take the shot. Then Ryan I be knowing yo location. Come and beat yo ass find out what happens when you ain't fucking with yo boi at long range. Bout to drop you y'all acknowledge and respect a vato but you going to twice as much when y'all learn what I can do first hand and in person. Y'all think that you got my number y'all done out survived a vato in the Grand Rampage before but this year that all changes. I ain't even got my number. No idea what number I even bout to draw. You know that I be coming out and when I do don't matter what number I got or what number you got. Y'all got my number I got my number. Only one thing matters.
Y'all gettin’ these hands.
