“Ashlynn Quinn is seen sitting down in her family’s living room while scrolling through social media on her phone as she notices Jack the Cameraman recording their latest video. With a smirk on her face, she continues to scroll through her phone, lets out a slight laugh, and looks directly at the camera as she speaks up.”
Ashlynn: It seems someone in this match is in desperate need of medication, yikes! What can I say though? I LOVEEEE to see people being their true self even if that true self is a seething uggo who’s face looks like it’s about to burst a blood vessel. It’s okay Jake Smith, men CAN show their emotions just like you have recently even if that emotion is of an anger equal to a teenage boy being grounded from their little nintendo console after one too many losses in the game of Fortnite. Everything is going to be fine Jakey, you will get your little toys back, things will go back to normal, and hey it’s not the end of the world for you to be acting out so irrationally! Trust me honey, being angry does you NO good especially since ya’ know you’re already an uggo… but an uggo that has potential if they just take care of themselves. It does you no good to cope and project your ugliness into me, because baby I am anything but ugly. I am perfection personified and soon enough you will realize it… maybe after you realize that all those girlies you bring up having relationships with are in the long past and now you are alone with just only your little angry self to accompany you in your very own lonely shack. I don’t only think that I can make you angrier love, I KNOW I can, which you yourself have admitted to; all it took is seeing what others have said to tick you off and now look at yourself, as red as a tomato in a garden salad with absolutely no dressing whatsoever! It’s kinda cute I am not going to lie to you babygirl, but this isn’t what’s going to help you win this match, because anger leads people nowhere but a bottomless pit of sorrow. Like, seriously take a chill pill sis and focus on the positive aspects… I mean you have people giving you attention, you are getting people riled up which is likeeeee sooooo hilarious, and you even got Ronnie out of his little cave to finally speak to the world! We all do things to make ourselves feel better; you use angry tantrums while I like to help people, because isn’t that what good role models do? They help people and that’s why I am the people’s princess, because I don’t help people for ulterior reasons, I help them for the love of the game babe, and soon the universe will reward me for it. I’m guessing the reward is probably having me win the Grand Rampage in the name of Veena Adams so I can fix our relationship, but maybe because angry little Jake thinks otherwise it just isn’t meant to be… Is what I would say if I was some stupid uggo who needs the opinion of others to make myself feel better. I thrive with love and hate, that’s why I have become a staple on Showdown, and best believe that just because this loser thinks I am not a factor it’s not going to stop me from proving the world wrong. Almost everyone has told me that I am not a serious factor, that I am not going to win, and that I am easy picking yet when I ask why… I get nothing but cope or silence which I get… I mean, most of you sweaty dirty uggos have never talked to an actual woman of my caliber so you get nervous when a baddie like me finally gives you the attention you all have craved since you were in middle school. All I can really say to you Jake Smith is clearly… You’re like sooooo mad and I likeeee don’t give a fuck! Cry me a river I guess? I threw in that slight little comment on purpose just to anger you a little bit more because while it’s kinda cute it is REALLY entertaining and that’s what I do best; I entertain the girlies and uggos by any and all means!
“Ashlynn puts her phone down as she motions Jack to record her from a front angle. Jack repositions himself as Ashlynn fixes her hair, takes out a hand mirror, and starts to reapply lip gloss as she continues to speak.”
Ashlynn: Spill YOUR tea sis, speak YOUR truth sis, preach YOUR word sis, but none of it will hold any weight against me, because at the end of the day Jake Smith is nothing more than a guy who’s acting like a teenage girl going through hormonal changes. Does someone want some chocolate or ice cream to help with their emotions after getting pussyhurt? I mean you go on to say that nobody is listening to me and yet here you go on a little angry tirade over a little side comment that was made to make you even angrier than you already were and clearly it worked to perfection! You may have your opinions on what I am and am not allowed to do, but again you forget your place here love. You are Jake Smith and that already disqualifies you from me ever giving a care in the world about what you say towards me, period! I entertain people and this time around I am using you, like a puppet, I have your strings as I control you, and you just go with the flow because you’re just too stupid to realize these things. That’s what anger does to men; it makes them stupider and more susceptible to being used and my gawd babe are you being used by everyone in this match for different reasons all around. We aren’t laughing with you honey; we are laughing at you. You can say that I am leagues below most people in this match and yet when it’s time to get people talking it seems most of the competition can’t do anything else but repeat the same old tired points while yours truly? I am actively poking a “bear” for the absolute comedy of it. I am on a league of my own, but hey as long as you are still doing these little rants of sorts could you dedicate one towards Auburn Ware I would REALLY appreciate it honey. Besides that and you providing me with entertainment I don’t know what else you bring to the table when dealing with me sooooo… Anyways! Moving on from that loser, Mid De Duggo is up next, and he thinks he can group me with the likes of ARIA and Uggogi Senshi?!? Thanks, but no thanks and that is meant with no offense towards ARIA, because she’s one of the only people I have in this match who’s been nice to me. Thing is Migward… You have absolutely NO room to talk about people’s peaks and what not, because you were given an opportunity to shine like no other in KAI-ZEN, yeah I do pay attention to other shows, and look at you now… Barely scraping by because let’s face it love; you ARE a loser and that’s okay for an uggo like you, but at least you know that I am levels above Usagi Senshi so thanks babe! Speaking of that little uggo, I see that you are in your feelings about the fact EAW sees more star potential in the likes of me than you, but can you even blame them?!? I mean look at you WHINING yet again thinking that doing the same thing that has kept you on this level of mediocrity will somehow work this time; that’s the definition of being a mad person, repeating things expecting different results. It’s absolutely pathetic sis.
“Ashlynn snaps her hand mirror close as she rolls her eyes.”
Ashlynn: That’s why you will never be on the level of ARIA and myself, okay baby? You just aren’t that good and I know you just HATE to hear it, but someone has to tell you the truth or else you’d stay living your life full of delusions. I beat you in singles action; it’s not MY fault that you couldn’t keep focus in our match, but let’s face it sis; you wouldn’t have won the Iconic Cup tournament regardless if you could or couldn’t beat me (you could never.). Glad you still hold that one win over ARIA and myself close to your heart because that is around the last time you were relevant in the greater scheme of things. I mean it's just funny that you think you ate bringing up the fact I was removed from The Last Stand main event, but let’s just walk it back a bit okay? What exactly did you even do in that match besides just be there? Absolutely nothing. Yet, me going out there to save my BFF and help the Heathers get one step closer to taking down the Uggolution?!? Now THAT was everything you wish you could have had, because people remember THAT moment while you are only known as the girl who’s been here for SOOOO long and haven’t accomplished anything like the loser uggo that you are! Get over your own hype babe, you are NOT as good as you think you are, and the sooner you realize that then maybe you can find some sort of success here in EAW. Gawd, I can feel a migraine coming if I continue dealing with all these rude people so instead I feel like I owe ARIA a response back after hearing what she’s said about me. ARIA… It’s weird, but throughout this week I am like sorta grateful to have someone I can actually talk to in a civilized way! Glad that you feel the same way about our sorta weird dynamic, but it is VERY appreciated sis! I mean with me sorta being alone on Showdown it’s been soooo draining, I know you couldn’t relate, because you don’t really have many friends or ever really had many to begin with. That’s why after a lot of consideration I think it’s the right thing to call you… my f- my friend? It’ll take me a while to get used to it, but we can work on that right? It’s not like you can’t afford to not have friends anyways, but we can be there for each other and you know what? Instead of ignoring your advice, I will MAYBE consider it, and hopefully if Veena gives me that opportunity we can just “talk” things through. As for your little problem… I get that losing to Pandora is devastating, but at the end of the day honey… She’s just a side act to a bigger act while you? Girl, you have the potential to be the big act itself if you really put the effort into it and DEFINITELY get some tips and afiche for a makeover from yours truly… Just think about it okay babe? As for this match… Well, let the best women win, but first we most DEFINITELY need that crybaby Usagi Senshi to get eliminated before us because she is just the absolute WORST! Good luck though baby girl because I still want to prove to the world that I really am as good as I say I am even if some old man who couldn’t defend his daughter’s honor thinks I am just a “hanger-on”, what does that even mean?!? Gawd, here comes that migraine… Jack, shut off that camera NOW!!!
“Ashlynn grabs one of the pillows on the couch as she throws it towards Jack right before Jack shuts off the camera as the scene turns black while all of Ashlynn Quinn’s social medias pop up on the screen brightly before the scene fades back to black.”
Ashlynn: It seems someone in this match is in desperate need of medication, yikes! What can I say though? I LOVEEEE to see people being their true self even if that true self is a seething uggo who’s face looks like it’s about to burst a blood vessel. It’s okay Jake Smith, men CAN show their emotions just like you have recently even if that emotion is of an anger equal to a teenage boy being grounded from their little nintendo console after one too many losses in the game of Fortnite. Everything is going to be fine Jakey, you will get your little toys back, things will go back to normal, and hey it’s not the end of the world for you to be acting out so irrationally! Trust me honey, being angry does you NO good especially since ya’ know you’re already an uggo… but an uggo that has potential if they just take care of themselves. It does you no good to cope and project your ugliness into me, because baby I am anything but ugly. I am perfection personified and soon enough you will realize it… maybe after you realize that all those girlies you bring up having relationships with are in the long past and now you are alone with just only your little angry self to accompany you in your very own lonely shack. I don’t only think that I can make you angrier love, I KNOW I can, which you yourself have admitted to; all it took is seeing what others have said to tick you off and now look at yourself, as red as a tomato in a garden salad with absolutely no dressing whatsoever! It’s kinda cute I am not going to lie to you babygirl, but this isn’t what’s going to help you win this match, because anger leads people nowhere but a bottomless pit of sorrow. Like, seriously take a chill pill sis and focus on the positive aspects… I mean you have people giving you attention, you are getting people riled up which is likeeeee sooooo hilarious, and you even got Ronnie out of his little cave to finally speak to the world! We all do things to make ourselves feel better; you use angry tantrums while I like to help people, because isn’t that what good role models do? They help people and that’s why I am the people’s princess, because I don’t help people for ulterior reasons, I help them for the love of the game babe, and soon the universe will reward me for it. I’m guessing the reward is probably having me win the Grand Rampage in the name of Veena Adams so I can fix our relationship, but maybe because angry little Jake thinks otherwise it just isn’t meant to be… Is what I would say if I was some stupid uggo who needs the opinion of others to make myself feel better. I thrive with love and hate, that’s why I have become a staple on Showdown, and best believe that just because this loser thinks I am not a factor it’s not going to stop me from proving the world wrong. Almost everyone has told me that I am not a serious factor, that I am not going to win, and that I am easy picking yet when I ask why… I get nothing but cope or silence which I get… I mean, most of you sweaty dirty uggos have never talked to an actual woman of my caliber so you get nervous when a baddie like me finally gives you the attention you all have craved since you were in middle school. All I can really say to you Jake Smith is clearly… You’re like sooooo mad and I likeeee don’t give a fuck! Cry me a river I guess? I threw in that slight little comment on purpose just to anger you a little bit more because while it’s kinda cute it is REALLY entertaining and that’s what I do best; I entertain the girlies and uggos by any and all means!
“Ashlynn puts her phone down as she motions Jack to record her from a front angle. Jack repositions himself as Ashlynn fixes her hair, takes out a hand mirror, and starts to reapply lip gloss as she continues to speak.”
Ashlynn: Spill YOUR tea sis, speak YOUR truth sis, preach YOUR word sis, but none of it will hold any weight against me, because at the end of the day Jake Smith is nothing more than a guy who’s acting like a teenage girl going through hormonal changes. Does someone want some chocolate or ice cream to help with their emotions after getting pussyhurt? I mean you go on to say that nobody is listening to me and yet here you go on a little angry tirade over a little side comment that was made to make you even angrier than you already were and clearly it worked to perfection! You may have your opinions on what I am and am not allowed to do, but again you forget your place here love. You are Jake Smith and that already disqualifies you from me ever giving a care in the world about what you say towards me, period! I entertain people and this time around I am using you, like a puppet, I have your strings as I control you, and you just go with the flow because you’re just too stupid to realize these things. That’s what anger does to men; it makes them stupider and more susceptible to being used and my gawd babe are you being used by everyone in this match for different reasons all around. We aren’t laughing with you honey; we are laughing at you. You can say that I am leagues below most people in this match and yet when it’s time to get people talking it seems most of the competition can’t do anything else but repeat the same old tired points while yours truly? I am actively poking a “bear” for the absolute comedy of it. I am on a league of my own, but hey as long as you are still doing these little rants of sorts could you dedicate one towards Auburn Ware I would REALLY appreciate it honey. Besides that and you providing me with entertainment I don’t know what else you bring to the table when dealing with me sooooo… Anyways! Moving on from that loser, Mid De Duggo is up next, and he thinks he can group me with the likes of ARIA and Uggogi Senshi?!? Thanks, but no thanks and that is meant with no offense towards ARIA, because she’s one of the only people I have in this match who’s been nice to me. Thing is Migward… You have absolutely NO room to talk about people’s peaks and what not, because you were given an opportunity to shine like no other in KAI-ZEN, yeah I do pay attention to other shows, and look at you now… Barely scraping by because let’s face it love; you ARE a loser and that’s okay for an uggo like you, but at least you know that I am levels above Usagi Senshi so thanks babe! Speaking of that little uggo, I see that you are in your feelings about the fact EAW sees more star potential in the likes of me than you, but can you even blame them?!? I mean look at you WHINING yet again thinking that doing the same thing that has kept you on this level of mediocrity will somehow work this time; that’s the definition of being a mad person, repeating things expecting different results. It’s absolutely pathetic sis.
“Ashlynn snaps her hand mirror close as she rolls her eyes.”
Ashlynn: That’s why you will never be on the level of ARIA and myself, okay baby? You just aren’t that good and I know you just HATE to hear it, but someone has to tell you the truth or else you’d stay living your life full of delusions. I beat you in singles action; it’s not MY fault that you couldn’t keep focus in our match, but let’s face it sis; you wouldn’t have won the Iconic Cup tournament regardless if you could or couldn’t beat me (you could never.). Glad you still hold that one win over ARIA and myself close to your heart because that is around the last time you were relevant in the greater scheme of things. I mean it's just funny that you think you ate bringing up the fact I was removed from The Last Stand main event, but let’s just walk it back a bit okay? What exactly did you even do in that match besides just be there? Absolutely nothing. Yet, me going out there to save my BFF and help the Heathers get one step closer to taking down the Uggolution?!? Now THAT was everything you wish you could have had, because people remember THAT moment while you are only known as the girl who’s been here for SOOOO long and haven’t accomplished anything like the loser uggo that you are! Get over your own hype babe, you are NOT as good as you think you are, and the sooner you realize that then maybe you can find some sort of success here in EAW. Gawd, I can feel a migraine coming if I continue dealing with all these rude people so instead I feel like I owe ARIA a response back after hearing what she’s said about me. ARIA… It’s weird, but throughout this week I am like sorta grateful to have someone I can actually talk to in a civilized way! Glad that you feel the same way about our sorta weird dynamic, but it is VERY appreciated sis! I mean with me sorta being alone on Showdown it’s been soooo draining, I know you couldn’t relate, because you don’t really have many friends or ever really had many to begin with. That’s why after a lot of consideration I think it’s the right thing to call you… my f- my friend? It’ll take me a while to get used to it, but we can work on that right? It’s not like you can’t afford to not have friends anyways, but we can be there for each other and you know what? Instead of ignoring your advice, I will MAYBE consider it, and hopefully if Veena gives me that opportunity we can just “talk” things through. As for your little problem… I get that losing to Pandora is devastating, but at the end of the day honey… She’s just a side act to a bigger act while you? Girl, you have the potential to be the big act itself if you really put the effort into it and DEFINITELY get some tips and afiche for a makeover from yours truly… Just think about it okay babe? As for this match… Well, let the best women win, but first we most DEFINITELY need that crybaby Usagi Senshi to get eliminated before us because she is just the absolute WORST! Good luck though baby girl because I still want to prove to the world that I really am as good as I say I am even if some old man who couldn’t defend his daughter’s honor thinks I am just a “hanger-on”, what does that even mean?!? Gawd, here comes that migraine… Jack, shut off that camera NOW!!!
“Ashlynn grabs one of the pillows on the couch as she throws it towards Jack right before Jack shuts off the camera as the scene turns black while all of Ashlynn Quinn’s social medias pop up on the screen brightly before the scene fades back to black.”
