MATCH PROMO Creativity doesn't win you matches. (Battle Royale RP 5 for Pain For Pride PPV)

Jonny Airhart

"The Speedy Racing Car Kid"
EAW ROSTER
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"Are you being this much of a fucking idiot or are you basing yourself on being a threat because of how creative you are? Wow, you really are a joke, Samuel. Creativity doesn't win you matches you idiot, it doesn't. Of all the people here, you and Xexes Godfrey give less of a fuck of winning this match the least. Of course, Harika respects you because anyone who who admires your creativity is not only dumb but not a real wrestler. Creativity doesn't mean shit, nor is it something worth praising at all. It's fucking stupid. I'm not afraid of your moronic unordinary ways because nothing you do will win you this match. It fucking doesn't. Also, why should I come out to give a stupid awe-inspiring speech when it's completely worthless in a match like this? My inspiration is to win this match for the 24/7 contract by being the last person standing and going for the tag titles, not give out inspiring speeches to others that will be nothing of relevance other than wanting to win because that will never be who I am. That's all I want to do is win. I hope you don't win because I'll be removing your ass from the ring and wrestling once and for all because you have no reason to be here. Go and do your creative shit in movies and films. Go and collect blood from victims in a hospital.

Also what happens when you never get a chance to be winning championships? What happens if your career ends with an injury, Abel? You can't be this delusional to think I don't give a shit about this match. I give a shit so much more than you who think oh champions will come to me in the future. What if they don't? You got to think as if your match will be your fucking last, you got to act like your match will be the last time you go for titles. Because if you don't the whole getting titles in the future is fucking stupid along with you especially saying I don't care about winning this match? Are you this fucking moronic? I have given a damn more about winning this match when a contract is on the line to win myself and Pandora a title shot than every one else apart from Lucas Johnson has in this match. Of course, you aren't there to talk shit because it shows you don't want to fucking win this match. It shows not talking shit makes you weak as hell. There is nothing strong about not talking shit to your opponents. Act like you give a damn about winning this match. Have a killer instinct of wanting to win. Also yes I do need a title because that's the only thing I'm competing for. I can prove myself any damn time I want and I don't need this match for it.

Oh my god, you really are stupid if you think Samuel's goal of watching the world burn is unique Roberto. No, it's not when everyone wants to do that shit and it's not unique when every other wrestler has done that shit before. It's overdone that many wrestlers in the business have done what Samuel wants to do and that in itself is stupid and pathetic. Everyone around here wants to do what Samuel does on a consistent basis and is stupid. There have been plenty of wrestlers in this business that are human-form monsters and plenty of them most of all want to use violence which is pathetic and stupid in itself. I don't ever want to use violence when I'm completely against it. I think you need to learn what is unique and your not one of them. It's not like you've done anything memorable either. I've mocked hardcore wrestling more than once to show what shit wrestling is and what kills the business and that's the bloody truth. Yeah me wanting to be a champion for two years is stupid according to you when Samuel's goal is pathetic and stupid in itself, much like yours.

While your still the same piece of shit that will change nothing to this match and like I give a fuck what that dumb bitch Aria says. The fact you think she can go personal to make Pandora a better wrestler is fucking pathetic. I will never use someone's personal life to get them to be better wrestlers. She clearly did it to win matches. Do you honestly think me and Pandora are in love? I have a fucking girlfriend outside of wrestling you ignorant bitch and why else would I want another title shot when I'm in a tag team? How is that pathetic? If Aria came into this match wanting a tag title match with her partner, would you call that stupid? Would you call her out for it? Pandora is a brilliant wrestler and what I'm doing with the 24/7 contract is doing things correctly. Go and ask Donovan how much it meant to him to win a contract to get the title you want. The fact is if you're are in a team, of course, you're going to go for the tag titles with Pandora. Of course, because why should my goal be winning other titles? Because of myself? If I wasn't in a team, then I would be using the 24/7 contract on all, but the hardcore titles, but this is my only other option. What are yours when you win, oh wait, being the same as everyone else? How will me and Pandora make tag team irrelevant? The Aces Of Ice and yes I will still call them that, despite you being a coward to talk to Aria behind her back on me saying shit to her, shit she can see. You are a coward also for that.

Samuel and Xexes are the ones who are wasting everyone's time and it's going to make me a better wrestler. But go on, tell me why you want to win a match. Tell me what you'll go for that would be so much smarter than me going for the tag titles with Pandora? Don't be a coward and hide your goals because you want to win more than just proving yourself. Just admit it that Aria much like you are cowards and shitheads. I have admitted I'm a coward when it comes to me in the ring, everything I do is cowardly of low blowing someone from behind, giving them eye pokes and doing cheap shots from behind. What I don't do is use weapons to be a coward, you can't deny that. See, I'm not afraid of admitting that, unlike all the other cowards in this match who wouldn't admit they are. If you think me going for the tag titles is cowardly, you are stupid. Your team you praise so much are already making the tag team irrelevant and were handed a shot for the titles because of fluke wins. If they become tag champions, why else would I go for anyone else's head but theirs? They only got in this match because they didn't have tournaments and rumbles blocking our path like Pandora said. Even Pandora thought what Aria did was shitty. Being sensible and respectful isn't going to win you this match you dumb bitch so try again. I think Samuel and Xexes are the dumbest bitches here because they aren't here to do anything with that contract. Nothing they said has been smart, but I'm stupid because I want to win a tag title shot with Pandora that I'm in a team with. She deserves a reward for the injustice of us not being in enough tag matches. You;'ve done nothing to convince us you have a better life than I do in wrestling. We haven't had many tag matches and this is the one I want to go for the most.

As for you Lucas Johnson, duh, you are the only one I do feel that is a threat out of everyone in this entire match because you aren't some dumb fucking idiot who wants to use violence to win, you aren't some dumb fucking idiot who thinks creativity wins matches, you aren't a dumb idiot who thinks being a human life form monster is going to mean anything. It's funny because how many people have come across you and said you're a whiner, complainer and a coward for wanting to do the same thing as me, but with the EAW title instead of the tag titles? Nobody. I do fear you for your determination, something none of these other fucks have had because you've rightly said it, these other wrestlers are here for some participation trophy and some fancy paycheck of wasting their contracts of never using them or ripping them up. They aren't dedicated to wrestling like we are, they aren't dedicated to winning titles like we are. They all want to use this match to prove to themselves or be creative. But you be damn wrong if you think I'm allowing you to win this match, I be damn wrong if you think me respecting you is going to get you anywhere. I admire you've been New Breed championship because you went up against tough legit bastards, something these idiots don't understand and think going for the hardcore title is going to get them there because they can be violent and only want to be violent. But I'm willing to not fear you for your determination or fire you have on winning by being the last two and me throwing you out. It will come down to that because we know what our goals are.

We know what we have to do to win Lucas and it's funny that I've been the only one mentioning you? Because none of these fucks views you as a threat, they see all the others being threats because of creativity or wanting to prove to themselves or shit like that. The fact is there is nobody other than us that wants to win titles more than me and you. Nobody else seems to care and all this participation trophy shit isn't going to get anyone anywhere. Why else should we compete if we aren't winning ourselves a contract? I think the fact that people are disregarding on why Donovan wanted to win the match last year to win a title shot is sad. I think he would be offended if he came in this match this year and saw so many people not giving a fuck about titles and being pathetic on people being unique to win because they want to watch the world burn or some generic shit like that.

I know for damn sure I will not be doing is disregarding myself not going to win this match because I will and I've been the only one who's consistently saying I want nothing more than to be winning this match for a damn contract. You can't convince me otherwise because a chance to prove myself I can do in my own damn time. A chance to be a bigger star is something I can do in my own time. I want to win because I want to be a champion as much as Lucas Johnson does. I want to be a champion more because it's time for me and Pandora to get ourselves tag matches we've been held back for so long because we've only had three tag matches together since we formed a team and that's because Hawk prevented us. He didn't want us to go for tag titles and that's been mine and Pandora's goal since we formed a team. All of you are jealous that you don't have the tag team option available to you as well as winning the solos title match. I'm going out there to win this match for myself and after I win this match, I will make another contract for Pandora and go for those tag titles. It's the only thing I want out of this match."
 
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