MATCH PROMO I love how people are pissing and moaning about how I've addressed many opponents so far. (Grand Rampage Rumble RP 2)

Jonny Airhart

"The Speedy Racing Car Kid"
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"Are you kidding me? Are people bitching about how I've not acknowledged everyone in this farce of a rumble? I'm sorry I have a life beyond doing three thousand videos for a poxy Rumble match because of how desperate and sad you fucks are. People like Amir, who can't get my name out of his garbage mouth, and everything he has said is utterly false because he isn't someone anyone takes seriously, which Pandora had a point. You've done nothing this year, and you've been in the background. I still think you're a joke and nobody takes anything you've done as something you've earned. Because you've had easy opponents your way, you've never gone against tough opponents for titles. When you have, you've lost. Someone like you is well and truly fucking sad. While I think you're one of the worst wrestlers on this roster. Honestly, Amir, I'll kick you out of this wrestling business because you're the most boring son of a bitch I've ever met, and your heart of EAW nickname is bullshit. Get some character instead of being a generic prick.

The reason why I've only mentioned you compared to everyone else is that you're the only one who's mentioned me. I mentioned Limmy, who has no fucking life to respond to every video. Donovan Duke and Charlie Marr should be defending their titles on a PPV. Why are you two in this match when you could, I don't know, defend your titles against someone on the PPV? If I were champion, I'd make sure my belt is defended every single PPV. Champions being in this match is a waste of spots compared to other wrestlers that could've been given a shot for the chance to be EAW title contenders.

We have great comedian guys like Triple J, who I have nothing, but respect for, the only guy who knows exactly how wrestling works. He's not in it just for his in-ring skills; he's also in EAW because of how entertaining this guy is. I like guys like him and Harley Lewis, who spark up the crowd and have entertainment factors to them. I'm here to entertain also, but I also collect card title belts and be a professional wrestler. My waist is covered with them, and unlike that lying prick Amir, I love wrestling, and I love gold. You triple J do as well, and I admire that. Seriously I do, and who gives a fuck about wins and losses? Apart from title situations, if I have to throw you out, I will. I'm also becoming a fan of Jake Smith for that reason. Sure, he's holding the tag title that me and Pandora, Lucas and Ronan eventually want, but I like him because he stands out. Although I think Chris Elite holds him back from reaching his true potential, he's a great guy nevertheless.

See, I can respect wrestlers when I feel they deserve it for their personalities and their great in-ring skills. Having excellent in-ring skills does not always cut it to be a champion anymore. I've beaten Lisa and Shane before; I've never heard of Liana Delion and don't know much about Roberto De La Rosa, even though he's been in that New Era tournament, despite being in Showdown forever. I never encountered Abel, never cared for Lucas Johnson, who hasn't given me a reason to slip his name out of my mouth apart from winning one title. Of course, I respect Ronan and Lucas too much, but as I said, I won't hesitate to throw them out just because they are a team with me; that doesn't mean they are exempt because we certainly aren't going to do bullshit like New Eden did last year.

I don't know jackshit about Solomon Slaine apart from being Johnny Matthews's partner who quite frankly should be in this match; no clue who ruler is, apart from being some maths teacher who uses a ruler to use lines with or some shit like that. Theron Nikolas hasn't done anything to impress me as of late, nor has Ryan Wilson, and if they have, I could care less about it. See, I'm not going to spend all of my time researching what you useless fucks have done, and I'm certainly not going to waste my whole time responding to every video mentioned about me because that's too much, and I still will say it, rumbles are a farce. I don't need to win some luck base rumble to get a title shot; I can win matches on my own to get one. Maybe after this video, I will make some responses, but don't expect me to respond to every single one because who has time for that nonsense?

It doesn't matter if this is my second video, and just because so many of you don't have a life doesn't mean people like me who've only done two up at this point can't win. Still, it seems this rumble is all about who does the most videos to win, but it doesn't, and that's ridiculous in itself to research so many people. I can't be arsed because no matter how much I've done, it's not going to win me the match and quite frankly, I don't give a fuck about any of you all apart from Ronan and Lucas because it's every person for themselves. I'm sorry, I don't have time to waste my fucking time watching every video and look at fuckers saying this and that about me. But that's why I'm easily going to win this farce of a match because I don't give a fuck and I'm in it for attaching more gold on my waist beyond card tournament titles that I'm craving addiction for. After all, know anyone else that collects titles outside of combat sports? Thought not."
 
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