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Every year during Grand Rampage we have that one Elitist who makes every other who are working this match to roll their eyes and go ''Ugh...'' and to be honest? I thought this season it would be Ronan. Easy pick I know, especially with what he said once opened that sewer he calls a mouth. You'd think Daryl Kinkade would be in contention for this too, but, there is one other who takes the cake and her name is Ashlynn Quinn. You understand what I mean, right folks? Sheesh I can smell the hairspray up to here and I'm still home in Montréal, I feel bad for her hair somehow but I feel worse for her dog who has to inhale all that bad product up close.
Ashlynn, do yourself a favor and spare me the Uggo schtick and any references to looking like a bum or a homeless hobo unless what you want is to sound silly. Save yourself the embarrassment, that time you can use to make yourself look all nice and pretty. Doll yourself up, none of it will be of any use on Sunday. I find it funny to hear people call out that I spend more time before a camera, it's obvious you spend as much time facing a glass while someone applies makeup on you. By that token, maybe if you used the time you waste to Barbie-up on training you'd have a crack at making something happen in Phoenix. And trust me, once your pampered ass touches the floor of Chase Field? You'll be begging to speak to a manager but none will be around, and there won't be anyone to listen to your complaints because nobody works here if you know what I mean.
I'll tell you this though, listening to what is being said over on your former bestie Veena's side I can't help but feel sorry for her. Stuck with hearing some of the dumbest shit I heard in a while from Madison Kaline. That whole shit about free healthcare and how it's made for losers? Doesn't she know that healthcare in Canada isn't free? The major difference lies in the fact we pay taxes which finances our medical system thus there is no need to pay each time you have a medical issue. And those taxes are paid through our hard work by the way. This is a system the American people would greatly benefit from, and I know many of them are suffering because they can't afford the bills. I don't expect you to feel interested about that, you have enough money for private medical professionals, but for those less fortunate? That's a game-changer.
I have a thing for redheads, that's no secret to anybody, but I prefer them smart and wise and Madison over there proved she has neither of those qualities. Do you think the dye in her hair messed with her brain? Yeah? I think so too. See Ashlynn? We can agree on certain things, we aren't besties, however. We both know we won't ever be. You don't wanna associate with an unkempt individual like me while I don't like hanging around plastic and hollow bimbos. Now, I can appreciate you are trying to be 'nice' by telling some of us 'the truth' but no one wants to hear they are ugly coming from a girl who spends hours applying make-up on herself. Whatever happened to beauty au naturel? Is it because you don't feel beautiful enough? Do you need all that chemicals on your skin to feel good?
I'll cut the grass from under your feet and say you can go and say 'But I thought Canadians were nice!' and we are! We truly are, at least to those who are nice to us back and mean it. So I don't need to hear you tell me I'm ugly, because your words are cheaper than the mascara you put on. I'm not being gentleman-like to you at the moment, because let's face it you are no lady. You appear more plastic than women as well so I see no use in giving you respect when you are not granting any to your opponents.
Alright, enough of that. I'm going to address you in a more civilized and polite manner now.
Listen, despite all I said, I see you, Ashlynn. I see a woman eager to succeed and aiming to make her mark on the wrestling industry. A hungry Elitist looking to learn, taking notes from someone who went from being seen as zero and built herself into a credible powerhouse. That's not a bad idea! Because despite her attitude, Veena proved herself in a big way. I don't need to appreciate the way she talks to respect her as an Elitist, she's come a long way and now she's enjoying the spoils of her hard work with titles as well as the recognition of the fans.
Quick sidenote - I already hear Daryl say 'She has a shitty character too! Why is SHE beloved by the fans and I'm not??' and to that, I say it comes down to who's more likable and the fans made their choice.
You are right when you say this is your opportunity to impress Veena, and I think winning on Sunday would do great things for your career. What I'm curious about is how far you will make it before getting thrown out like a dry bottle of nail polish. I'm not going to predict anything, too easy to say you'll be amongst the first to go, and by the looks of things I have a feeling you won't be the first eliminated. That 'honor' belongs to a few others. I see your hard work and maybe you will surprise us by making it further than expected from you. We'll see! And should you do the unthinkable and actually win? Yeah, it should be quite Iconic. A shocker for the ages, I mean Veena was able to go from nothing and become a respectable wrestler and a credible threat in the ring, why not you in due time right? Maybe not at Grand Rampage as the event's winner but maybe later? Like I told others there is more than one way to earn a victory this Sunday, let's see how you play your cards and what reward comes your way after.
I heard you had the humility to recognize the error of your ways which broke things up with your former mentor. That's a very good thing, you oughta resort to that a bit more often. I'm not telling you what to do here, just stating my opinion. Do with it what you will, it won't matter to me. Truth is I have no qualms with you, I know I threw you under the bus earlier, but that was just me playing on your level. Consider it a taste of your own medicine. I'm not going to doubt your abilities, I can tell there is a foundation to make something good out of you through all that you say and do, I'll question your methods but I won't doubt your desire and your drive because it's showing through your videos and what you do inside the ring. I'll go against most people's opinion about you and I'll say this: I won't overlook you on Sunday, because in this match, history has shown that sometimes someone no one expects to do anything finds a way to go far and even win. There are examples of this out there to prove it, and you also know this. Most of us are quick to go 'Nah she won't win.' but then little did we know comes game time things go down in such a way that we might end up going 'How the fuck did SHE make it that far??' or better 'I can't believe she WON!' and I know this because the same applies for me too. I see myself as one of those who can take it all the way home, take the golden ticket to a safe, and keep it in the bank until Pain for Pride but I also know that I am seen as one of those dark horses that can shock everybody and you could be one of those too Ashlyn.
Comes Grand Rampage, until you get eliminated, I'm going to do what so little of us has done and I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. And should ( Notice I didn't say WHEN ) you not make it as far as you want to go, then a test of your character will present itself. A challenge in the form of how you'll handle the disappointment that you will share along with twenty-nine other Elitists who alongside you will be kept away from the golden ticket.
I may very well be right there with you as part of those 29 Ashlynn, I know, and I know what I'll do if it happens.
What I wonder is, do you?
