MATCH PROMO Young Barely Legal Mexcian Pussy.

Jesse Barlow

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What are you retarded? Why do I have to spell simple shit out for you? Bro, you literally wanted to keep this shit a secret, why you lying? You know what grooming is? Yeah, we all know you were grooming poor Andrea so that you could give her that little pecker of yours. You saw that "hot" Landerson ass, and you were like, I wanna bite that shit. So you crawled into her DM's and were like OI M8 you ever have ginger dick? And then you just kinda went from here. I know, because Andrea showed me the DM's that you two sent back and forth, and honestly? I was disgusted. That's Landersons daughter bro, like how could you do that? I guess you're not too smart thinking that wouldn't come out. Like bro, you honestly think that you would do all of this shit in front of a camera? I mean, you're dumb but you're not that dumb. We all see those eyes you give her, and how you "adjust your nuts" when you look at her. Just give it a rest man, you like the young Mexican meat, and Minerva can't suffice with that. Look Myles, I'm not going off anything you fucking rapist, I'm going off of what Andrea told me. She said you went sneaking, and Landerson knows the truth. That's why he's on my side. I'm the good guy here, not the pervert that is looking for some jail bait. I'm not fantasizing about anything.. Like ok, you never DID anything with Andrea.. YET, but you've wanted to. I guess there's nothing illegal about talking? Is there? Maybe there is, but we have the receipts, and either way, that's not a fantasy that's real life. You wanted to slither into those pantaloons. And no, I didn't try to set her up, I was warning her. I heard rumblings that you were sneaking around, and it's the truth. I was warning her that this creepy dude might try to rape you or some shit, and wouldn't you know it... It was you. Now word speeds backstage pretty quickly and you my not so good sir, have been put in quite the embarrassing situation. We all know your intentions, we all know what you want, and it's not going to work. You have been caught red handed, and now you have to suffer the consequences. And that "hot mexican pussy" and "barely legal pussy" is me trying to get on your terms. I'm trying to get on your level so we can get a better understanding of why you think this way, because quite frankly I am appalled that you would say these things. Now I know America had a President that said it's just locker room talk, but it's offensive Myles. You can't just go saying that young girls have "hot Mexican pussies" or "barely legal pussies" that's just wrong. And it hurt saying it because I knew it was bad, but you.. Well you just couldn't NOT let me say it. I have to call you out on these things, and it doesn't feel good, but it is what it is. I had "To Catch A Predator You".. I sent in the bait, and it wound up to be true. What can i say? Some guys are just sad pathetic creeps; we can't all be upstanding gentleman like Jesse Barlow. What's next Myles? Are you going to ransack a Kindergarten for your next prey? Going into show and tell to show some 5 year olds your dick and balls? That's so gross, why would you do that? I could totally see you pulling up to a pick up line, and say you're some kids uncle.. And then when they get in the car you say you're just the kids parents friend.. Uncle Myles.. BRO YOURE FUCKING DISGUSTING. I am on the right side of history here, and everyone will revel the name Jesse Barlow for kicking the ass of a known pedophile.

I can here the anger in your voice, and I know it's not because of me. Minerva's selfish actions of making this situation all about her is weighing on you. You know that this speaks more poorly on you, than her gaping pussy ever could. Like we already knew Minerva was a whore. We already knew she has to wear a diaper due to her gaping asshole. It's not like any of that was secret you know? Yet, OH NO PALE TITS! Like bro we were all blinded by the brightness anyway. The fuck are we going to do now? We're blind, I should just sue Minerva for this bullshit. I didn't ask for this, did you? And now it's all woe is me, acting like we don't all have naked bodies, and they all look the same. Except for people with disgusting pale skin that blinds the corneas, and guys with massive balls and cocks.. Like me. But that's beside the point. Myles you sad and pathetic man. Why are you so judgmental over my relationship? I'm not the one that's controlling, you are. MY WOMAN! COOK AND CLEAN FOR ME AND SUCK MY COCK AND I WILL BE CUMMING INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH AND IF YOU SPIT MY CUM OUT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN.. And that's why she's acting out of pocket right now. She should be behind "her man" right? She should be on the frontlines saying MY MYLES IS NOT A PEDO.. But uh, haven't heard that yet. As a matter of fact I don't think she's defended you at all. Maybe she knows the truth, you're controlling. And actually I think I understand you, and what's happening. What's really happening is, one you get home you beat the shit out of her.. And then when she gets to work she lets all the pent up sadness out. I mean I doubt it's about her pale ass being shown, she did that for all of team TI right? Isn't that something? She put on a show for all the boys on the Territorial Invasion team.. And you're the sucker that fell for it hard. Being a dyke up in the whore house or whatever TLA's shit place is called. You want to talk about bitches being promiscuous, your bitch is literally exactly that. I'm sure all 4 of you took turns going down on her. And while one was getting sucked off, one was getting a hand job, and one was fucking her cunt; you were in the corner DM's Andrea pics of your fiery bush and asking her what she thought of your 4 inch chose.. Bro, it's just sad at this point. You were caught in this shit, and all you're doing is denying. I don't know what to tell you, you're a pathetic piece of shit. Look I know Minerva might like being controlled, That's why you pretty much didn't care when she was going through distress when we saw her naked bits. Like hey, I don't give a shit, I know if Hannah had her naked ass hanging out, i would cheer with the rest of you. It's community property, I don't own her body. Do you think you own Minerva? That's weird.

But hey I'm not judging Minerva for being a whore, all girls are whores.. Like obviously. And why wouldn't I let my girl have a OnlyFans account? Who fucking cares? I'm the one fucking her pussy at the end of the day, and you're the one paying to jerk off to that shit. Woman, again, aren't property Myles. They can do whatever they want, and if you don't like that relationship, don't be in one. Here you are beating Minerva behind closed doors for her having an opinion, and wanting more dick than just your scrawny puny one, like come on? What the fuck is wrong with you? I know for a fact, A FACT if Minerva wasn't such a jealous cunt that you would let Andrea sit on your face, while Minerva fucked you.. YOU WOULD.. Bro I know you would. Don't play it off like that shit isn't what you want. Because you're a dirty person, and you think that "barely legal pussy" is exactly what you want on your face. Come on! She's going to give you a fucking dirty sanchez while riding your shit and you will SMILE WITH GLEE. I just don't know why you're struggling admitting the truth. I have the receipts my dude. Minerva nudes aren't the only thing that I found on that phone. I had all access, and let's not pretend that I didn't see that little porno that you made.. The one with the Koala.. I man I know that Koalas all have syphilliis , but I didn't know you were the one that gave it to them. You are a sick peverted freak and shouldn't hold that Championship. We need a respectable Champion, someone that wouldn't fuck a child, or kidnap someone from kindergarten.. We need someone like me. I let woman be who they want to be, I don't rape kids.. I'm a prime example of an excellent adult. Unlike you, lying to everyone. What do you mean "how have I gotten into your head?" You literally said you want to kill me, I got you so in your feelings you can't even think straight. You'd attend my funeral just to slap me right? Yeah that's a perfectly normal sentence of a person that has it all together. You've only "LEGIT" lost one match.. Ok but you've lost several others like.. It's not that hard to pick up the pieces and realize what's going on here. If you had match awareness and didn't have the attention span of a fly due to any old person coming out to say hey.. Then maybe you wouldn't have such a lousy record. But I guess those losses don't count because you don't want them to. But the funny thing is Myles, they do count. You go on the EAW website and you look at the W/L it counts as a loss now doesn't it? Maybe you should get better ring awareness and you wouldn't suck so much. I mean Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ, you think you could make any more excuses for your shit title reign? We get it, you lost at TI, and STILL got a title match.. Congrats. And that's the thing you refuse to l bet be known, YOU GOT PINNED AT TI.. THE FIRST PERSON ON YOUR TEAM TO GET PINNED.. and yet you still earn a title match because everyone else carried your ginger ass to the finish line. You weren't even out there with your team when they won because losers don't get to celebrate. But apparently they get to taste all the success from the ones that actually got the job done. So why are you so on your high horse now? Who the fuck even is Shane Gates, Donovan Duke, and the Corona Hombres those names sound made up. Lying won't make you seem any better, but it might make you sound even worse than you already are.

Honestly you wish I was just pulling things out of my ass seeing how much of a sexual deviant you are. But no, unfortunately I am just spitting straight facts, and you're incapable of holding it together. That's what sucks so bad about this, you're incapable of keeping up in wrestling, and that National Elite Championship is suffering because of you. i can't sit back and watch as you tear down what used to be such a nice title. I mean you're out here arguing whether or not you're a pedohphile? Like what the fuck! The fact that even has to be discussed speaks poorly on you. I don't want to have this conversation, but it's my civic duty to call out pieces of shit like you. Now and forever more the National Elite Championship will forever be tainted with the word pedophile forever thanks to you. Why the fuck did you have to bother Andrea? Why did you have to go skeeving on her? It's just so weird. Why did you have to slide into her DM's when she was 17? Like what is wrong with you? Like you're out here saying there's "no value in earning title shots" yet you bitched at me saying I didn't earn it. How fucking dumb do you have to be to contradict yourself like that? God this title is going to die if I don't save it. You made this huge fuss about me not earning it, and then I piss you off, and boom I got it. And now you're saying earning it isn't even a thing now anyway? Yeah, you're legit dumb, and this mentally retarded kangaroo needs to go. Like why is an Australian even holding the National Elite Championship anyway? That's cultural appropriation. There is an American flag on it, meaning the we should have an American holding that championship, this is just a slap to the face of everyone that has held that title before. You are just a mistake, a mistake that I will be dealt with accordingly by me. Holy shit you don't even know how wrestling works that's crazy, well let me spell it out for you ok? Just because Korey Gaines got the pin, doesn't mean he outshined me. I hit the NEVERMORE! on the dude, laying him out, and then Korey jumped on him and we won.. Do you not understand how tag team wrestling works? I mean clearly not because you got eliminated first on your team, you didn't really get a chance to see much of it. Or when Xander beat the shit out of you and put you on the shelf for like a year. Oof, yeah don't talk about tag team wrestling you sure as shit don't know anything about it. Much like anything.

Bro PEDO MAN! It's not empty threats, I got the receipts, and I can expose you whenever I want. You DM'd her when she was 17 that little ass dick.. Like I'm not making this shit up, I saw it, and I have the proof. You want me to release it? I will. After I beat you at RTR, and that's a fact. You will no longer be able to get away from your pedo tendencies because an actual decent human being is here, and he won't let that shit slide. Bro stop getting excited about me talking about your dick please, like the fuck? Are you ****** or something? I'm trying to EXPOST YOU for being a fucking pedo MATE. Like how are you twisting this into something that it's not? If people get the wrong idea about what I'm saying, then that's on them. I have a picture of your dick on my phone from her DM's and I'm trying to see if it matches up.. Nothing weird about that to be honest, and honestly? It sounds like you're pretty hopeful about something happening. I'm just on my Sherlock Holmes shit.. Or should I say SHERCOCK HOLMES.. Because I'm going to get to the bottom of this dick mystery. And honestly it's not that much of a mystery because how many pale dicks in EAW are there? I know it's you, let's stop pretending. But yeah, you said Minerva doesn't matter in this match, which doesn't surprise me.. Seeing as she doesn't seem to matter in your life at all. Maybe I shall flip flop now, and say maybe I was too harsh to Minerva. Maybe she wasn't being selfish, maybe you were the selfish one. Honestly I think you could quite be! You're the one that put her in this situation with your sexual deviancy; and have put yourself and her in a bad spot. AND let's not forget you've put EAW in a bad spot. You're just a selfish person with your inconsequential views on what you do. You don't care how your actions hurt everyone around you, as long as you get what you want. Some barely legal pussy, a Championship you didn't deserve, or all the nudes on your phone that could or could not even be from Minerva... What you think this ends at Andrea? Once a cheater always a cheater, and you are a cheater. I'm sure you got some barely legal pussy in every state, every country, and you are just praying on them one by one.. I don't know, but at this point it's really hard to just not see all the evidence as just facts now. Wow.. There you go being an asshole to YOUR WOMAN.. She's just a source of anger? Just like she's just a hole to fuck? I can't believe what I'm hearing.. How can you be so cold? She's YOUR WOMAN apparently, but I guess YOUR WOMAN is just code for your property. But we cant own people Myles you ginger headed fuck. You're despicable, and the way you devalue Minerva as a human being is just sad. I can see I put all my venom into the wrong person.. You the pedo, the woman abuser, the lazy opportunist, are the problem. I can't wait to just beat the shit out of you, and make sure you never even get the chance at a title again. This title reign is going to end so bad, that management will never trust you to go after another one ever again. Especially because of the way you've handled yourself after winning. I mean my God, you go from the squeaky clean image to a sex pest. How does that happen? You just got to loose with the midget dick bro.

"BRO" You say you're going to kill me, and you're going to come to my funeral just to slap me, and what am I supposed to do with this information? People say they're going to beat you al the time, fair. That's a in the box sort of thing to say that isn't out of the realm of possibility. NO, you took it to murder.. Like are you crazy? Not as crazy as me! You said you were going to kill me, and now the people expect it! How the fuck do you plan on pulling this off? I don't think you can. I think you're too pussy to pull the trigger, it's not like your dick aiming at a teenage girl cowering in fear from you! I'm not that easy of a target! You can't just lie in my ear about how you're a famous wrestler, and that you can get me things that no one else can! COME ON SMILE FOR THE CAMERA.. Keep your genitals away from me sir! You disgust me! I'm not someone you can just pray upon, I am someone with class, dignity, and respect for myself. I know what I can do without the help of some ginger headed freak filling my head with lies. Look I know what you're trying to do, you're trying to trick me. You're trying to tell me that you aren't going to kill me now because you want me to keep my guard down and then you'll try to go in for the literal kill. People don't just say I'm going to kill you all willy nilly the fuck do you think this is? People go to jail for making threats like that, I can't fucking believe you've done this. You fucking ******, piece of shit, fucking cunt, I'm going to BEAT YOU UP.. And see I didn't take it the extra mile and say that I would murder you because that would be against the rules of life. Accidental murder? Fine, but if you tell me you're going to murder me and you actually do it, even if it's by accident, it is now looked at as pre meditated murder and you're FUCKED. God how can be so dumb to make a mistake like that? Maybe I'll just die in the ring, and you'll be responsible and you're going to go to jail. Don't make me laugh, you get scared all the time. I mean you got scared into relationship with Minerva. You should be scared of Xander seeing that he put you out for a year. You let that fat Mcdonalds mascot actually take you out of action for a year of your life. How can you even justify that? How can you let Grimace take you out for a year, and say Im BuIlT dIfFeReNt afterwards? That's just dumb as fuck you little cuck. And you are a cuck, because of that train you let be run on Minerva by all of team Voltage.. Remember I saw inside your phone! You really need to delete shit, what the fuck is wrong with you. But if I did die, and you went to my funeral, you wouldn't do shit. You're just all talk, and just like that video which was fake, everything you ever say is fake.. Like the orgasms that the woman in your life have told you that they have had.. FAKE

And honestly you beating Xander doesn't really mean anything. He's not very good to begin with. But what I will say, if he wins his Elimination Chamber match and becomes the World Champion what does that say? Doesn't that say that you're worse than him? I don't know, it's not like you're lighting the world on fire as National Elite Champion right now, except with your gross hair. Fucking wrestling the Heatmesier right now, what the fuck? I just think it's crazy you creep and send dick pics to a child, and then have the audacity to say fuck off once she's the legal age. Like what? Is she too old for you now? Like, ok maybe I'm not the best at being noble or whatever but at least I'm not a pedo like you. I am honored that I can be held in such high esteem as all the great other men that weren't pedophiles. You have set a very low bar being a pedo and shit.. But hey, do what makes you happy right? Until you're thrown in jail for it. I mean how are you going to blame a child for having feelings for you? it happens literally all the time. Teachers students have them have feelings all he time, and the majority don't act on it. They don't blame the child, they don't get angry. All they do is sit them down, and say it can't happen. They say it's wrong, and they understand but it's just too inapopriate. But what do you do? You give her your number from years ago, when you didn't think you'd ever see her again, and then when she's right in front of you, you get mad at her for the tricks you played on her. Isn't that crazy? You're the one that started all of this. You rekindled the flame in her young pussy, that pussy is wet for you, waterfalls down the leg, and you aren't going to lick it up now? Why because Minerva? Her age didn't stop you before, but now it does? Put a rain coat on and hop in! And I don't know, maybe Minerva will get down with some bi sexual action. Then you have your best of both worlds, gross young mexican tits, and gross vampire tits all up in your face. Maybe you're an ass guy, maybe they will just have fun rubbing their bare asses right up and down and make your face smell like their own personal toilet.. I don't know what your'e into, except for under age pussy. And that's not cool. But neither is grooming the ho, just to say never mind you're too old now. And what do you mean what hypocrisy? You literally said you don't care about Championships to Ahren and Jamie. You said it's never been thing that matters, the only thing that matters is epic fights.. But now they matter? That's not about growing, I mean that match literally happened this year, but now.. It's different. Going back on what you said; just like you did with Andrea. But I'm glad you can agree you were completely fucking stupid, and didn't know what the fuck you were talking about when you said that dumb shit. So now what else are you lying or stupid about? What else are you going to grow from? Because you have a lot of holes in your game. You have a lot shit that is holding you back from being a competent wrestler.. You have a lot to do, and I'm not going to wait for it. I'm going to just take your title and make sure you understand how little you matter in this company.

Honestly Myles, you should view your loss to Kasey as a loss, because you didn't win. Honestly I would feel like I lost that match, but apparently you feel ok with being incapable of putting her away. You're sad man, completely sad. Just take the L bitch boy, it's what happened. You didn't win, so that's an L.. But I guess no contest is something you're proud of.. I could never be in your position being such a loser like that. Look Myles, statistically I am a winner, and you a loser. I got out of jail, and made it in the world of professional wrestling, and you? All you did was get carried to victory after victory. you haven't done anything special; all you did was get carried by team Voltage, carried by Xander Payne, and carried in a relationship with Minerva.. And you're throwing it all away for that fresh fresh Mexican pussy right? I can't believe you. I deserve everything that I get, because I am a survivor, and you are just a bitch. You ain't nothing. Let me tell you that right now, YOU AINT NOTHING. And you're never going to be anything, because you were just born to be by sack holder. Nothing more, just be my stepping stone, and get the fuck out. And by stepping stone I mean like a pebble because you really don't mean that much. Nah you didn't let shit happen, I'm the number one contender because I earned it by being the best on the roster. What you think, you're the one that deserves to be here? Bitch please, you can barely say you deserve TV time. I dont know how you keep sneaking onto the airwaves, you don't deserve it like me. But I guess I don't have people that are looking out for me every step of the way, I don't have Minerva to carry me everywhere. Or team Voltage, or Xander.. But you claim to do all this shit alone, fucking retard, you haven't done shit on your own. I'm going to whoop that ass so bad, and it won't even be hard to do. Have you ever fought a retard before? Shits easy bro. They try to put their hands up and shit, and they don't know what the fuck to do. You are going to be on the receiving end, because that's who you are.. Just a retard trying to act tough, but you don't know how to fight. Derrrr stop hitting me.. Yeah that's you. Like beating the embarrassing cousin you try to not associate with because you don't want people to think you're actually tight like that. Embarrassment to the family and shit... Just as I'm sure you are. But hey if you think this is going to be such a cake walk, then I'll be delighted to show you how little you know about anything. This is going to be your funeral, FIGURATIVELY! And you will be getting that ass whooped all night. And I will take your title, and you will be ashamed that you ever thought that you could take me. But yeah you speak very tough for a guy that has been carried his whole life. But now I'm going to get my hands on you. And you won't like the outcome I guarantee you. You're about to have the most embarrassing title reign of all time, and it ain't even close. But hey, you're welcome for the recognition because at least you'll be making history in some way. So hey! after this you'll actually be remembered, might not be the way you wanted but, it's something.. Fucking dumb rapist cunt.
 

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